LOOK WHAT I FOUND

Skipper and the others were getting weaker and weaker 由 the minute, they knew if they even stopped for one minute, they wouldn't 移动 on, it felt like they've been in there for weeks, they were all starving, and thirsty, skipper wanted to ask private why he smelled like pee, but he felt as if private was trying to hide the smell, he didn't want to talk about it.

Rico: ugh! Well never find her body!

Marlene: don't give up! We're so close! She's got to be around here somewhere...

Julien: maybe we should just give up....well never get out of here...

Skipper turned around and grabbed julien

Skipper:...

Author's Note: The following are short little short stories—or skits—that I've come up with. They're just small ideas that I've had in my head but don't know what to do with. I hope 你 enjoy them and I hope I succeed in making 你 laugh. Any 标题 with a Roman numeral in brackets 下一个 to it has an skit note associated with it, which will be displayed at the end of the article. I hope to do 更多 things like this in the future.

1) Cloning Crisis [1]

    During a quiet morning, the penguins were in the HQ relaxing. Skipper had just brewed a cup of coffee and added his choice...

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, 你 don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, 你 were the one who 说 I was exendable. Why do 你 care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper 说 calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than 你 do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

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Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper 标题 at the end. M rated, so if 你 don't like lemons click away 或者 don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with 龙虾 minion throwing 鱼 in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 4 – Dance the Night Away

    Back inside the base of the 企鹅 HQ, Kowalski showed off yet another new invention of us to the others, including Marlene. “Behold! My Dancinator 5000!” he boomed, “Just one little, tiny shock from this 头盔 will guarantee 你 to dance at your wildest!” Private smiled. “This is perfect for you, Skipper. Now 你 can dance with your 日期 the way you’re-” “Whoa, whoa!” Skipper interrupted, “I don’t need that silly 头盔 to be put on my head. I have all I need right here. Besides,...