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added by stlouisfan

Source: Belongs to Nickelodeon.

Mort yells to get everyones attention.

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27Kowalski I loved that part! Mort: "SILENCE!! ...Thank you."

stlouisfan ^ He actually yelled, "QUIET!" But yeah that is a good part.

hotsnowsels Haha, Maurice's face is funny. XD I love that part too. BIG VOICE and then tiny voice. XD

27Kowalski @stlouisfan: Oh, yeah, sorry... I remembered it wrong. Whoopsie! XD

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Heehee I do love this bit. XD

mostar1219 It would be so wierd if he yelled "SILENCE, I KEEL YOU!!!"

stlouisfan @mostar1219 He could be Jeff Dunham's lost puppet.

CuteCuddly He looks like he's singing. LOL

stlouisfan ^ Yeah he does. XD

CuteCuddly Mort: I don't knooow, where the Red Squrril iiisss. But this one tiiime, I found a piece of red licoroussss.. (spelling)

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 1

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Private: "Skipper...Don't 你 think we should tell them the boat's out of gas?"

Skipper: "Nah...Just smile & wave boys. Smile & wave."

*penguins smile & wave to the foursome on the boat*

On The Boat...

Alex: *walking into the bridge* "OK, chimpos! Ready to set sail?"

Mason: "Oh, blast it all! We can't seem to get the 船, 小船 started."

Alex: "Can't get the 船, 小船 started? Why?"

Mason: "Phil?"

Phil: *sign language*

Mason: "Oh, dear. Phil says we appear to be out of gas."

Alex: "Out of gas?! The penguins didn't tell us that!"

Gloria: *walks in* "What is goin' on here? Shouldn't we be headed...

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The Antarctic Mission: Scene 18

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Skipper: *looks at other penguins*

Kowalski/Rico: *shrugs*

*other penguins huddle in a group & begin whispering*

Skipper: "What do 你 boys make of this?"

Kowalski: "I don't know, Skipper. It could very well be a trap."

Rico: "Uh-huh."

Skipper: "But...What if he really is telling the truth this time?"

Kowalski: "How can we be sure he's telling us the truth?"

Rico: "Kaboom?"

Skipper: "No kaboom."

Rico: "Awww."

Kowalski: "What should we do?"

Skipper: *sigh* "Well, I think we should help him."

Kowalski/Rico: "What?"

Skipper: "I don't know, it's something about him. I think he's telling the truth...

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Your 企鹅 Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm 写作 this so 你 can find out wich 企鹅你 are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your 最喜爱的 way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes 你 sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your 最喜爱的 subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

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Penguins on Facebook: Part One

posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope 你 enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
4 分钟 ago Like : 评论 : Share

6 comments

Skipper Uh, couldn't 你 have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask 你 just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...

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Where I Belong Chapter 1: Don't Leave Skippah

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew 更多 vigorous 由 the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him 首页或者 stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, 或者 Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a 乌鸦 showted, as manny badgers and 动物 ran against Mr. Linert and his 海雀 friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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My Recap of "Operation: Antarctica"

posted by JHNguyen93

Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard 密封 named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged 鱼 food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's 安全 return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, 或者 will they end up as 晚餐 for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...

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Operation Time-warp

posted by Saracuda

The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that 你 caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...

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Jake The 獭, 水獭 (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The 獭, 水獭 (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One 日 in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a 企鹅 documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." 说 a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do 你 need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't 你 remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover-Penguins of Madgascar

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was 阅读 a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality 显示 on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat 你 all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...

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The Deadly 三角形, 三角 - [1]

posted by SummerPoM

Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are 你 OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are 你 sure 你 want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 1/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need 更多 two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...

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Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: 嘿 Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny 显示 it's The Late Late 显示 with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do 你 Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: 嘿 Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can 你 Do Something For me?
*The 下一个 Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having 你 Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently 你 Are.
*The End!*

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no 更多糖果 in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright 日 in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal 日 for me and the other 动物 in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few 更多 hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the 文章 I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my 文章 the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she 或者 me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the 标题 says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

Gender Switch (Chapter 3: Introductions)

posted by AgentJazzy00

So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a 箱, 板条箱 to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the 箱, 板条箱 down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins 唱歌 a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A 钢琴 starts off then is over shadowed 由 loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world 你 see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but 你 bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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Stop the Hating

posted by Penguinangel

Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible 显示 that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of 粉丝 we would most likely have that blimp. But...

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Chemicals React - A 随意 Poem

posted by Lt_Kowalski

My FIRST ever poem on this site. Please enjoy.. =)

In my lab.... All is quiet..
Not a single sound but the matters of my own thoughts running through my very cerebrum...
My 心 pounds with every deep breathe I create...

My very feathers feel a slight chill...Coolness...
The light from the vials laid upon my 表 seem to gleam with a ghostly glow and my eyes, filled with that of Ice Blue irises seem to shimmer with heat..

Chemicals react....react inside my very soul..
The very soul which I was born with...

Chemicals react and all emotions are rolled into one...

Chemicals react when I fulfill the...

Mort yelling

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This 马达加斯加的企鹅照片 might contain 电视接收机, 电视, 电视机, 白痴中, 显像管电视机, 眼镜盒, 白痴盒, 胸部管, 护目镜盒, 白痴框, and 眼镜框.