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So, what would it be like for the actual Penguins of Madagascar characters to 加入 fanpop? LOL, this is gonna be interesting. I tried to get it as close as I could to the format of an actual 个人资料 page. Please 评论 and give feedback! I promise future ones will be funnier. I'm just giving basic profiles for now, later ones will involve 更多 墙 posts and such. :D

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Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope 你 enjoy it! :D

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Waiting: Take 1

Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”

Skipper: “Shoot.”

Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, 或者 thing?”

Skipper: “Thing.”

Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a 面包 box?”

Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)

Kowalski: :/

[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]

Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”

Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”

Everyone: O_o

Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”

Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”

Waiting: Take 2

[scene shifts to RICO and...

I tried to scream her name, but all that escaped my throat was a croaking sound due to my 心 clogging my airways. It was as if I’d found Marlene and then 迷失 her all over again. When I turned to go to her, I found a group of lobsters blocking my path.

“Oops,” one of the five 说 to me, though he obviously couldn’t care less. Rage churned in my stomach and simmered into my cheeks and I started forward.

“You son of a—!”

Let’s just say that the last part of that sentence was censored when all he was able to hear was the sound of my fist making 老友记 with his jaw. I don’t...

My story begins here: inside a crate, in the back of a van, on the very busy roads of Manhattan. Uncle Nigel told me it was time I moved on, and I could only presume the scribbles on this letter he had 给 me 说 I was going to community college. But alas, no matter how overwhelming this change felt, it was too late now to turn back; the Central Park Zoo was expecting me. It was time to say goodbye to Texas.

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The zookeeper left me alone, atop an icy platform surround 由 water: the 企鹅 habitat.

My tummy growls in hunger very loudly, and I'm sure glad nobody is around to hear...

When they awoke, the rain was pouring harder than ever. Thunder cracked and lightning struck. Raindrops smacked into the mud and splashed three to four inches back into the air before landing once again on the ground. Whatever it was that knocked them out was effective; awakening was a challenge.

When they were fully awake, they were confused. Why were they still alive? Why hadn't the dog eaten them yet?

They were also alone. Though they were bound tightly to each other, restraining any upper body movement.

"What in the name of Justin Bieber's baby is going on here?" Skipper exclaimed taking in...

Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start 写作 it in December 2012. I would have liked to 发布 it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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