(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are 你 in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The 企鹅 in front of him...

Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: 《冰雪奇缘》 is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he 说 pointing...

Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

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Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat 下一个 to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...

This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic 动物 had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did 你 manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...

Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the 最佳, 返回页首 bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...

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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The 海豚 Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking 茶 and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I 说 to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did 你 ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...

The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do 或者 die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a 老鼠, 鼠标 again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have 你 ever...

Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope 你 enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” 说 Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few 更多 touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now 或者 never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...

Author’s Note: This was requested 由 link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance 由 Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

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Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And 由 the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—♫

Skipper: *over the mic* “Did 你 have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...

Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a 表 in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever 你 are 或者 your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...

NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: 你 kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now 你 make sure 你 keep the kids...

"Skipper are 你 sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey 你 want to be in at night...for 你 guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails 说 nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like 你 doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't 你 know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The 秒 guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy 说 slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the 纹身 on their necks,...

Kowalski face flippered, "Now 你 did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what 你 got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski 说 slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...

SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do 你 birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, 你 don't give up either..." Cowtails 说 with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...

Cowtails ran over to Blowhole and clinged to him.

"Don't go! I want to help destroy the penguins!" Then she shook he head, "why the heck am I hugging BLowhole?"

I glared, "whoever's cruel joke it is to control Cowtails, knock it off! That includes you, Blowhole!"

The rest of my team looked around.

"Don't look at me, I am not the cause of this." Sweet Pripper 说 slowly.

"It's so not my fault..." Blowhole muttered.

"liar!" Sweet Pripper snapped.

"Let's go Blowy." Cowtails 说 with a girlish giggle which isn't her at all!

I growled under my breath.

"OH NO 你 DON'T!" Sweet Pripper suddenly...

    Lorrie had become anxious. What the hell did 鸭, 德雷克 find that was so horrible that he couldn’t tell her on the phone?

    The apartment that she and 鸭, 德雷克 were staying in was only a few minutes’ drive from Central Park. Lorrie awaited on a park bench holding Kowalski in her lap. She didn’t bother with wasting time putting him in his cage.

    A cab pulled up at the side of the park a couple of 分钟 after Lorrie had arrived and 鸭, 德雷克 stepped out. After tipping the cabbie, he scanned the park, and when he spotted her, he paced...

> Now we realized if we're not alone here. We've 迷失 many relativity, Manfredi-Sergeant-Skjern-Leonov... everything done in fast and it just like they're called at once to the heaven so no one of them left alone in the world... no one except our Skipper. We hadn't anyone to ask left, only Hans who survived and Johnson is about to follow them... This night, Skipper will faced the real fear that he was leaved it for a long time... the lonely, and everything just leaved in one night so we will see... if everyone who passed out in this roman, was leaved Skipper... 或者 took from Skipper... And...

> Walking through the freezing snow and chilled storm without any aim 或者 objective was just a worst thing to do for soldiers. Un-Cleared... Un-Offical... Un-Expected mission that lead Skipper and our relativity to his fate were just already started. Now... We got a clue, just find the Answer 'Who's the murderer' and 'What's all about' may be the meaning of all Sergeant's words... The mystery was just started... We're hiding to the north... and east... and then we see the red light after we walked under the shadow...

“Johnson right behind you, Manfredi…”
Ebsjerk, Denmark
22:22 PM: Cloudy:...

Author’s Note: This is following the episode Roomies. Contains Skilene.

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    It was the 下一个 morning after the long night of tracking down the walrus-spy, Rhonda, and rerouting her 箱, 板条箱 from the polar 熊 reserve to the Hoboken Aquarium. While Kowalski tried to track down her 箱, 板条箱 in hopes of getting his unnamed invention back, Skipper went over to Marlene’s to see how she was holding up.

    “Hey, Marlene. Everything alright?” Skipper asked as he entered her habitat. Marlene was sitting at her small dresser looking into a mirror, which...

My first fanfic :D

Kowalski had just finished on the computer when he heard the door being opened. "What? Marlene should have been occupying Alice!" but to Kowalski's surprise it wasn't Alice, but a fox. Kowalski jumps under the 台, 办公桌 to hide "We don't have any foxes in the zoo." The 狐狸 starts talking in an earpiece "The computer is in here." Kowalski looks behind one of the legs of the 台, 办公桌 "What does she want with the computer. She's never going to get in." The computer pings access granted. "I stand corrected." As the 狐狸 is typing the door starts opening again and the 狐狸 jumps under the...