马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

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Paparazzi Parody (includes penguins ;) )

posted by SPKR689

I am the crowd
Im ch-checking out
these pitures of you
about things that 你 do
there so magical
and your so fantasical
i watch every epi that there is
i know who 你 are and the dreams that 你 wish
i bet 你 know me
i got your plush toy that was free,
cuz 你 know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest 粉丝 i'll follow 你 until 你爱情 me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl 你 know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that 企鹅 is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase 你 down till 你爱情 me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*music
I was that girl that was staring at you
你 looked back at me oh 你 stared me too
it wasnt a dream
because it just was too extreme (oh yeah!)
then 你 came around and asked me my name
i couldnt answer, i was going insane
then 你 smiled at me
i knew that this was ment to be,
cuz 你 know that *Skipper I,
im your biggest 粉丝 i'll follow 你 until 你爱情 me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl 你 know that i'll be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promise i'll be kind, and i wont stop until that 企鹅 is mine
*Skipper you'll be famous, chase 你 down till 你爱情 me, Papa-Paparazzi.
alright now everybodys angry
that it wasnt them no but it was me
so what i wont hide under my hood
some think your bad, BUT I KNOW YOUR GOOD!
im your biggest 粉丝 I followed 你 until 你 loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.
*Skipper theres no other *8th grade girl 你 knew that I'd be, Papa-Paparazzi.
Promised I'd be kind, and i didnt stop until that 企鹅 was mine
*Skipper your now famous, chased 你 down untill 你 loved me, Papa-Paparazzi.

kwlski4ever likes this

SPKR689 *this is so u can change it so u sing about urself :) here the instrumental ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FW0Zqni5qto&feature=channel

LadyPrivate Yay, that's cool! I sang it with your lyrics.

penguinsfan2 kool!nice parody ^_^

SPKR689 aw thx its my first one. hope u changed it so that it fits who u are :)

kwlski4ever looool nice xDD :))

Penguinangel Oh wow, that's like a whole different SPKR that wrote this. Kinda wierd seeing the crazy Skipper fangirl half again. XD Still pretty cool, though.

SPKR689 O_e im scared... I wrote this?!??! ME?!? <__< no wonder you guys were scared of me. i was a creep! how did you all deal with me?! Skipp fangirl? *shivers* im so beyond that, that I got rid of my Skipper plush yesturday... this is down right scary

Penguinangel Hey, you never scared me! I liked crazy Skipper fangirl SPKR. XD YOU GOT RID OF A SKIPPER PLUSH?! You should have given it to meee!!! D:

SPKR689 well, I highly doubt that I will ever be that crazy fangirl ever again. sorry. :( ... I didn't throw it out! I actually plan to keep it for my child when I'm older :)

Penguinangel Oh boo. XD Aw, that's kinda sweet. I guess I can live without a Skipper plush if it's for the children.

SPKR689 SORRY! yeah hey, I want my kids to know about the good shows, not the bad ones. the classics of my time... by then it will be accient to them lol

Corpse party/penguins:tortured souls...chapter 1...

posted by spmana123

There once was a school that used to be here called heavenly host elementary school...it was a wonderful school with good teachers, especially the school nurse. She was nice, kind person that everyone loved, until one night, she missed a step while walking down the stairs, and fell and broke her neck on impact, and died....the school was devastated of what happened, including the principal, who went into a severe depression, and went to the roof one 日 and killed himself. The school was to be torn down soon after because if what had happened, and it was...

Lighting had struck at that moment...

Unexpected Events Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cowtails

Cowtails was in the back of the man's car, curled into a ball. She kept crying and telling Kowalski,”I told you...I told you...I told you...”

Kowalski looked confused,”That guy...is your dad? But, like I said, he will have to kill me to hurt you.”

~~~Private was shaking really bad, still in the basement with Sweet Pripper. “It's not your fault,”he said, hugging SP. “It's that man...”

Sweet Pripper said,”No it is my fault! He took 你 when I should've noticed and now that guy is gonna come and we're gonna die!”

~~~Cowtails sobbed,”You don't understand how awful he is! He...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 7

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic :D

When Kowalski got back to HQ he saw Private and Rico were already sleeping,but when he looked at the 最佳, 返回页首 bunk Skipper wasn't there. "I wonder where he could be." Just as Kowalski was about to go out to look for him Skipper opened the hatch with something in his flippers "Kowalski why didn't 你 tell me?" Kowalski was stunned and almost fell off the ladder. "Why didn't i tell 你 what?" Skipper sees that Private and Rico are sleeping and pulls Kowalski out of HQ.Once on 最佳, 返回页首 Skipper hands him the papers.
To: Central Park Zoo
We would like to thank 你 for participating
in...

Live Without 爱情 Chp 3 part 2: War Against Mammals

posted by skipperahmad

This Fanfiction contains a mild violence and gore. Require additional guard from older person....

*The weak and spoiled child called Skipper Joseph Fidelis II now become one of the most feared soldier in the world that serve for the most feared organization in all world history... called the Fidelis's order... that formed to make all mammals and human being extinct through the bullets. Skipper would take a revenge for his father, mother, brother and people of Antarctica that killed 由 fishermen. With the conquest and genocide, Skipper and his army will took control of American's west flank with...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 1

posted by sarah12499

My first fanfic, don't hate!
It was late, and the penguins were on their way 首页 from getting snow-cones. " I do 爱情 myself some snow-cones." Skipper says while he eats his 彩虹 one. Kowalski stares at his " Yeah,I guess" Skipper looks over at Kowalski who is lagging behind. "Why are 你 so blue? 你爱情 snow-cones Kowalski." Skipper asks. "Yeah I 爱情 them, but it's not the snow-cones that's bothering me." Kowalski adds. Skipper looks at the ground "Then what is?" Kowalski stops walking and sighs " Why would 你 care anyway?" Skipper looks at him surprised at what he just said. Kowalski...

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How The Penguins Might Have Met Chapt. 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

Some people think the penguins are brothers while others think the all met and aren't related. This story is a mix of both sides.
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Deep in Antartica, there was a mother 企鹅 and a father 企鹅 with four eggs. They seemed like the happiest 企鹅 couple in Antartica.

Once all the eggs hatched, they were even 更多 happy to see four healthy boys.

Once they were a little older, the mother and father trusted them to play on their own without them watching. So they went to a party one night, and left their eldest chick in charge. His name is Skipper, he was...

I.D card 列表 found in corpse party story

posted by spmana123

This is basically 展示 all the body's that the penguins found while in heavenly host, and how they were killed and what zoo they went to, tell me what 你 think about it:D

Central zoo high

Kowalski:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause of death: stabbed multiple times, tongue removed

Maurice:
Gender:male
Age:17
Grade:11th
Cause if death: possessed 由 evil spirit and hung himself

Central zoo elementary

Mort:
Gender:male
Age:9
Grade:5th
Cause of death:crushed 由邪恶力量 force against wall, died instantly

Seaville high
Menfriedi:
Gender:male
Grade:11th
Age:17
Cause if death: stabbed multiple times all over...

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A New Crush Chapter 7

posted by Number1SkippFan

嘿 this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)

So this morning I did my daily staring at Skipper while he sleeps, then watched him drink his 鱼 coffee, then watched him preform for the humans. Happy morning!

Kowalski's POV:
Why is Kat always 表演 like that around Skipper? Hmm, 由 my calculations...that means...woah!...how is Skipper going to react to that?
End of Kowalski's POV

The lemurs came over to our habitat once the humans left.
I knew this wouldn't end well

"I caught 你 girly penguin!" the tallest 狐猴说 to me

"Caught me doing what?" I shot back

"You like the stupidy bossy 企鹅 for...

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All Good Things Come to an End - Chapter Two

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Note: PB gets all the credit for the awesome title! :P
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Kowalski hurried over to the window and peered out.
"What do 你 see?" I asked.
"Mostly people running. There's Marlene. She's down there."
I helped Private to his feet. "Maybe we should go down and--"
That's when the explosion struck. Sure, there had been those other two, but this one was big. 或者 it seemed big, seeing as the bomb had dropped straight through the open window.
The wall--the one with the window--exploded out into the street, along with the part...

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No 标题 Yet!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

I still miss them. All of them. I miss how Kowalski always thought of some long, winded explanation to things, Private's giggle and girly obsessions, Rico's 爱情 of dynamite. I miss how close I felt to them, how sometimes I could almost read their minds. I miss joking around with them, watching 电影院 together, and Shirtless Ninjas.
Isn't it unfair how we never realize how much these things mean to us until they're gone?
I wish I had thought about it before--before what happened. I suppose now your saying: "what did happen? C'mon, Skipper, 你 can trust us. Tell the story!"
I will, if 你 really...

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Why I 爱情 PoM!

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

1. It's funny!
2. The characters have been worked on. I like stuff where the characters all have their own personality.
3. I would never have found 潮流粉丝俱乐部 if not for PoM!
4. Mort is adorable!
5. So is Private!
6. The 动画片 is awesome. I suck at animation. The best I can do is some weird blue monkey head with 毛皮 sticking out of its eyeballs.
7. None of the characters are annoying!
8. It's different. Most shows aren't like it.
9. If you're sad, 或者 worried, 你 can just watch PoM and you'll feel better. It works every time.
10. It's even fun to watch with the sound turned down! (You should try it--it's...

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Celeste Chapter 15

posted by legendary7

Every one stood in shock from what they had just seen. Celeste still seemed deep in thought. But the thing on her mind was wiped away, when Private wrapped his fin around her waist and pulled her toward him. She smiled, as her 心 raced. His saphire eyes gleamed at her golden ones. It seemed hard to breathe.
"All right, let's get back to set up our shelter." Skipper said, clearing his throat at the awkward feeling for the rest of his boys.
"Right," Celeste answered obediently.
All the rest of the afternoon, Celeste acted peculiar. Something was upsetting her. Private was competely bewildered...

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper

Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team 企鹅 who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.

Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (2) Diagnosis

posted by peacebaby7

It was about a week later and things had pretty much gone back to normal, though Tom’s parents were still unapproving of Kari and her beliefs. Tom and Kari spent 更多 time at the pond outlying the village and 由 themselves. They enjoyed each other’s company, and they didn’t care what anybody had to say about it.

Tom and Kari, not wanting to be in the crowd of penguins, went back to the pond and were now swimming. Tom splashed water in Kari’s face, which resulted in Kari pushing his head underwater playfully. Tom resurfaced and pushed Kari away. “Stop it!” He cried laughing.

“You...

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His Best Friend In the World

posted by werockz

In Florida, Rico and his wife divorced 9 分钟 ago. It was yet a sad ending to him. Katie and Dynamite stayed on his father's side while his wife left the house. It was an incomplete family. But Rico thought this was the first time he saw an incomplete family.But much to his dismay, he's wrong.

In the middle of the night, Rico can't sleep. Something was bothering him. He was trying to remember something. Something about an incomplete family that happened 2 years ago. He was too sleepy to think about it. Maybe I'll ink bout it gain tomorrow. he thought. He went back to 床, 床上 and slept.

The next...

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The Final Word (Chapter 1)

posted by BrightLight92

"Skipper... Before we are going to the Hoboken... Can we be giving them a proper burial?" Skipper looked sadly at the lemur, who was hugging his tail in comfort.

"Sure, Ringtail," The 企鹅 slid back through the dark tunnel without another word.

"Wait! Aren't I suppose to be helping?"

"You can help 由 digging the graves!" The distant voice of the leader echoed through the tunnel.

"Oh... Okay then!" Julien looked at the ground and started digging. He knew he'd get tired soon. He was never one for physical work.

Julien coughed and dusted himself off as he has 5 formidable holes dug. His whole body...

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问题 for Bob Schooley

posted by JHNguyen93

For those of 你 who know who he is (only one of the Executive Producers of The Penguins of Madagascar), 你 know how big this is. He has agreed to answer some 粉丝问题 from here and PenguinsHQ! This will take place on Monday, July 16. So that is the deadline to get your 问题 in!

But first, here are the ground rules.

1. Keep it clean. And respectful. Please. Remember, he's taking time to answer your many, many questions.
2. No personal requests. (ex. "Can I be a part of ..." questions)
3. No 问题 involving the new series Bob's working on. 你 know which one I'm talking about....

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Mort's conversation with Cleverbot XD

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hi! My name is Mort!! :D.

Cleverbot: So M. Was short for 摩根 then?

User: No. Do 你 like King Julien's feet??

Cleverbot: No Sorry.

User: His feet are the best-est thing the world!!

Cleverbot: I think therefore I am.

User: 你 are what? :D.

Cleverbot: I think therefore I exist, beyond that I can be sure of nothing.

User: Yay!!

Cleverbot: So cleverbot, tell me of your adventures!

User: I am Mort!

Cleverbot: Are 你 sure?

User: Yes! I like being sure! :).

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: My tail, Rodney, says I an smart!

Cleverbot: Are we still best friends?

User:...

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Long Live POM

posted by peacebaby7

So, just laying in 床, 床上 last night, not quite asleep, I was thinking about POM's cancellation. I say no. I 爱情 The Penguins of Madagascar & I don't want it to be cancelled. That got me thinking. So what if the damned production companies 取消 the 显示 on television? We all know that POM lives on here on fanpop, other sites, but 更多 importantly, in ourselves.

This thought also brought on an idea. We all know that we have some very talented authors on fanpop. They have written their own stories & many other things. How about we put our 爱情 for POM & our talents together & keep...

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更多 Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first 日 at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides 你 and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me 更多 about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, 你 can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...