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Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start 写作 it in December 2012. I would have liked to 发布 it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.

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Burbank, California
Spring 2013

It was the start of another routine 日 at Nickelodeon. "All right, gentlemen," the producer 说 as he walked into a large room where four men sat waiting to begin work, "we're ready for you."

"Remind me which episode we're recording today," 说 Tom, one of the four men, as he and the other voice actors got up from their seats.

The producer glanced down at the 最佳, 返回页首 sheet on the clipboard he was carrying. "It's the first episode of our surprise fourth season, the one where Kowalski accidentally turns the penguins into otters. It's called 'You 獭, 水獭 Know Better.'"

Tom cleared his throat and turned to his colleague, Jeff. "Kowalski," he 说 in the voice of his character, "you turned us into mammals! Don't 你 know how I feel about being turned into mammals?"

Jeff smirked, not missing a beat. "Now, now, Skipper, don't be so negative. 你 should use this as an opportunity to finally tell Marlene how 你 feel."

"Yeah, right!"

"Actually, 'Skipper,'" the producer spoke up, "we've recently added a scene like that to the script. The network thinks a 'Skilene' moment will be good for ratings."

Tom chuckled. "Kids these days." He and the others then made the short walk over to the recording room.

After the five entered the soundproof room, the producer handed each of the voice actors a copy of the script. "I'll give 你 guys about fifteen 分钟 to review the script and familiarize yourselves with the changes before we go live mic." He then left them and took his place in the nearby control room.

After skimming through the script for a few minutes, James, the voice of Private, turned to his right, where Rico's voice actor was still looking down at his copy. "So, what do 你 think, John?" he asked.

"I'm liking this one so far," John replied as he continued reading. "Rico gets to sing in his operatic voice again, which is always fun to do."

"A lot of people enjoy when he does that," James agreed.

Just then, a fly zipped past John's face and then landed in the middle of the page he was reading. "Hey!" he 说 as he shook the script to try to get the fly off. The pest quickly flew away, but only a few 秒 passed before it returned, this time landing on John's left arm. He tried to squash the insect, but it narrowly escaped. It then buzzed in his left ear. "You're gonna die!" John yelled. He rolled up his script and began swatting around in the air with it.

"What's the matter over there?" Tom called over from the opposite side of the room.

"A fly got a little too close to John, and now he's out for revenge," James said.

"Ah, revenge," Tom 说 in Skipper's voice. "One of the few concepts that always make me feel warm and fuzzy inside." He, James, and Jeff then watched as John kept trying to hit the fly.

After a few 更多 swings, John tucked the script under his left arm and then pulled out a small bottle from his 衬衫 pocket. He began to spray its contents at the fly.

"So 你 just always carry a pocket-size can of Raid around with you?" James asked.

"It's not bug killer; it's breath spray," John 说 as he continued in his pursuit. "One that isn't yet available to the public. A friend of mine who works for a drug company gave it to me to test out." The fly then landed on a smoke detector on the ceiling, but it was too high for the breath spray mist to reach. John turned around and faced the others, gesturing upward. "A little help, fellas?"

"You don't seriously want us to pick 你 up just so 你 can try to kill a bug with breath spray, do you?" Jeff asked.

John nodded. "Yeah, I kinda do."

The other three sighed collectively, and James and Jeff began to walk over. Tom went for a nearby chair that John could stand on instead, but he set it down when he noticed that James had already lifted John up. He then began to assist Jeff with keeping the two stable.

Now high enough to reach the fly, John aimed the nozzle of his breath spray right at the insect. He laughed in a way that would frighten even Rico and then pressed the actuator down.

There was a small sizzle and then a louder thud as the four men were thrown to the floor. The peppermint mist tingled after it drifted down to meet them.

♦ ♦ ♦

Tom was the first to regain consciousness from whatever had happened. As he opened his eyes, everything around him was a blur. "Jeff! James! John!" he shouted for his 老友记 and colleagues. "Where are you? Where am I?" He began to walk around the room frantically with his arms outstretched, hoping to find the others 或者 at least the exit. With each step he took, he wondered why he hadn't even found a 墙 yet.

After walking for a few seconds, Tom rubbed his eyes, and the blurriness began to clear up. He then looked down and jumped up in fright at the creatures he saw lying on the floor. It was only because they were unexpected and unexplained that he was startled 由 their presence—he didn't ordinarily have a fear of penguins.

"What the—" he 说 as he took a few steps back. "How did 你 get in here? Is this some kind of joke? Am I on Punk'd?"

No one answered, and the three penguins lying on the floor didn't budge. After observing them for a few 更多 seconds, Tom slowly approached the birds. "OK," he 说 as he bent down slightly and touched one of them, "cute and cuddly time is over. We have work to do here."

The 企鹅 opened up its eyes and spoke with a charming British accent. "Tom? Tom, is that you?" The 企鹅 looked just like the Private character from the 电视 series he worked on.

Tom slapped himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming. "OK, what's going on here? Why can 你 talk? Why do 你 look exactly like a fictional character? And how the heck do 你 know my name?"

The 企鹅 gasped. "Oh dear."

"'Oh dear' is not an answer!" Tom then grabbed the 企鹅 off the floor, finding it a bit heavier to lift than he had expected. "Now 你 tell me what's going on and where my 老友记 are. Do 你 understand me?"

The 企鹅 nodded, then sighed. "Tom, we're right here with you. I'm James."

"Say what?"

"Something happened and now I'm in Private's body," the 企鹅 said. He pointed down at the other two penguins. "I'm pretty sure those two are Jeff and John trapped inside Kowalski's and Rico's bodies. And you're, well, you're Skipper."

Tom shook his head. "Impossible. The penguins aren't real. I know, I created them."

"Tom, I know this is hard to believe, but that's what somehow happened. It's as plain as the nose on your face. 或者 lack thereof."

Tom set the 企鹅 down and then felt his face. "Aaahh!" he screamed. "I have a beak! Holy Madagascar, I have a beak!" A slew of "angry words" then followed.

As Tom continued yelling, the 企鹅 resembling Kowalski opened his eyes and began to rub his head. "Oh, I've got such an ache in the cerebrum." He groaned.

Tom waddled up to him. "A headache is the least of your problems, Jeff," he said.

Jeff stared at Tom for a moment, squinted, then began to stare again. "You know," he said, "I think you're right. I'm seeing a talking 企鹅 in front of me right now. I'm probably hemorrhaging."

Tom offered his friend a flipper to help him sit up. "Jeff," he said, "could 你 tell me which element has an atomic number of 17?"

"I believe that's chlorine. Correct?"

Tom shrugged his shoulders. "Eh, beats me. But I'm pretty sure you're not hemorrhaging. Something weird, freaky, and just plain not right has happened to the four of us."

"The four of us?"

Tom pointed one flipper at James, who was standing 下一个 to him, and the other at John, who was just beginning to get up from the floor. "The actors who play cops and lawyers and doctors on TV are rarely, if ever, real members of those professions, but today we really are the penguins of Madagascar. I'm Tom, this is James, and that's—"

"Gafabbh!"

"—our resident psycho, John. Better known as Rico."

"I'd better let him know what's up," James said. He then waddled over to John.

Jeff rubbed his right flipper up and down his left, still in disbelief. "I don't understand how any of this is possible," he said. "The last thing I remember—well, I don't even remember what the last thing I remember was. I just know that the idea of voice actors turning into the characters they play doesn't make any sense. At least outside the worlds of science fiction and 粉丝 fiction it doesn't make any sense."

"It doesn't make any sense," Tom said, "and yet, here we are." An unsettling thought then entered his mind. "Oh no."

"What is it?"

"What if we're not the only ones? What if Nicole is walking down the 街, 街道 and has just realized she's Marlene? What if Danny is driving his car in King Julien's body? What if—oh no!—what if Neil is just waking up as Dr. Blowhole?"

"Let's just worry about us for now," Jeff replied. "Besides, even if Neil is waking up right now in the body of a misanthropic supervillain dolphin, it's unlikely he'd share Dr. Blowhole's impulses. 你 don't see me reaching for an abacus 或者 thinking about Doris right now, do you?"

"True, but then how do 你 explain your knowledge of atomic numbers a few moments 以前 或者 James's accent 或者 John's only being able to speak in grunts like Rico?"

Jeff sighed. "I can't."

♦ ♦ ♦

"All right, guys," Tom 说 a few 分钟 later once the four began to accept what species they currently were, "let's think about how we're going to get out of this mess."

James raised a flipper. "I think we should just stay here and wait for help to arrive," he said. "I'm sure the producer will come right in to investigate when he doesn't get a response from us when he turns the mics on. He'll know what to do."

Tom shook his head. "I don't think that's going to work. We have no way of telling him who we really are. He'd probably just see this as a joke and call either animal control 或者 the zoo. In the case of the former, we will be at the mercy of the Burbank version of Officer X; in the case of the latter, we will spend the rest of our lives shaking our tail feathers at tourists in hopes that they will throw a few 鱼 our way."

"Wow," James said. "Was that 你 talking 或者 Skipper?"

"Both, I suppose. 你 learn a lot 由 voicing a paranoid bird for eight years." A thought then came to him. He turned to Jeff. "Jeff, options!"

"That's not funny," Jeff replied. "We're in the middle of a crisis, and you're typecasting me as your options guy. I'm a real man, 你 know."

"You're a real man inside the body of a slightly mad 企鹅 scientist," Tom continued. "A slightly mad 企鹅 scientist who also happens to be a genius and my best friend in the unit."

"Your point?"

"We're in uncharted waters here, my friend, at least as humans. I think the only way that we can escape this situation is to take advantage of the quirks we've been given—my desire to lead, your intellect, James's naïveté, John's . . . whatever—by fully getting into character and working together as the brothers we were hatched to be." He put a flipper on Jeff's back. "So what do 你 say, brother?"

Jeff thought for a moment but realized quickly that Tom's idea was likely their best and only hope. He nodded slowly and then raised his right flipper in a salute. "First Lieutenant Kowalski reporting for duty, sir."

Tom smiled, then returned the salute. "At ease, soldier. 你 can call me Skipper."

"Kowalski" relaxed himself and then placed a flipper under his beak and stroked it, hoping it would help stimulate the thought process. After a few moments, he smiled. "Well, shake my nitroglycerin, I think I've got us an option!" he said. He pointed at Private. "James—er, Private—go get me your copy of the script we were going to record this morning."

Private nodded and then waddled away to retrieve his copy.

"Thanks," Kowalski 说 when Private returned and handed him the script. He then held it up with reverence, as if it were the key to all knowledge. "The way I see it, the problems of cartoon penguins can only be solved with cartoon-penguin solutions. If my reckless use of 随意 chemicals turned us all into otters in this episode, then surely my reckless use—I mean, careful use—of 随意 chemicals here can turn us back into humans." He paused for a moment. "Or at least there's an 88.46 percent chance that it can."

Skipper patted Kowalski on the back. "Great work, Kowalski! Your excellent thinking will be noted in the mission 报道 I'm not going to bother to write, because no one would believe it anyway."

"Thanks, Skip—" A thought then came to him. He frowned.

"What? What is it, Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Your expression suggests that my praise of your plan may have been premature, and that reflects poorly on my judgment as unit commander."

"Well," Kowalski said, "it's just that many of the 随意 chemicals I used on TV are completely fake, the concoctions of our talented team of writers. For example, I highly doubt I'll be able to find any magnetohydrotrioxychloride here in the real world—getting my flippers on it required breaking into a government lab where 太空 squid bile was being researched."

Skipper groaned. "Curse those writers. Why couldn't they have just devised a simple fix involving vinegar and baking soda? Every kid knows that one."

"I suppose it's because carbon dioxide is relatively harmless as far as chemicals go. There's 更多 potential for lethality and mayhem with chemicals that have longer names and that are harder to pronounce. That's a scientific fact."

"So we're back at square one?" Private asked.

Kowalski sighed. "I'm afraid so. It's back to the drawing board, even though I don't seem to have my drawing board with me at the moment."

As if on cue, Rico opened up his beak and regurgitated a small whiteboard and a red dry-erase marker. The others just stared.

"Sweet Edmund Fitzgerald!" Skipper said. "I've seen 你 regurgitate things thousands of times, but this time it's just plain freaky."

"Considering Rico was human a few 分钟 ago, I'm sure some scientific law was just violated here," Kowalski 说 as he took the objects from Rico. "But I think I have to give it a pass. There are too many bigger violations around us to worry about a mere misdemeanor."

Just then, the four heard a familiar voice come through the speakers in the room. "All right, gentlemen, let's take it from scene 1."

Private gasped. "It's the producer!"

"Blast!" Skipper said. "Kowalski, hook me up with a strategic retreat."

Kowalski nodded. "I'm on it."

"Guys? What's all that racket?" the producer asked. "It sounds like a bunch of squawking penguins in there."

"Faster, Kowalski!" Skipper demanded. "Faster 或者 we may never see our wives and children again unless they pay admission."

Kowalski pointed toward a grate in the ceiling. "Through the ductwork," he said. "It's a clichéd way to escape, but it'll have to do. If Private stands on a chair and then we all form our 企鹅 ladder, we'll just reach."

Private sighed. "Why do I always get stuck on the bottom?"

"Because you're the youngest," Skipper replied.

"But I'm older than Rico in my human form!"

"Well, it's still a tradition! So don't try to argue your way out of it on a technicality, just get into position."

Private sighed and then slid a nearby chair underneath the opening in the ductwork. After jumping onto it, Skipper climbed onto his shoulders, followed 由 Rico and Kowalski.

"Almost there, almost there, got it!" Kowalski 说 as he reached for the grate and opened it. After pulling himself into the ductwork, he reached for Rico's flippers to pull up the others.

And just in time. Just as Private closed the grate behind him, the door to the recording room opened. "What's going on in"—the producer suddenly paused, surprised to find the room empty—"here?" He shut the door and then began to walk around the perimeter of the room to 确认 it was indeed empty. "Huh," he 说 as he made it back to the door, "they must have gone on a coffee break 或者 something. 阅读 through an eleven-minute episode's script is apparently 更多 energy-depleting than I thought."

He was about to exit the room when a small object on the floor caught his attention. He walked over to the container and picked it up. "Dr. Refresh's Breath Mist," he said, 阅读 the label. "Experimental formula—not for public issue." He sniffed the nozzle and then sprayed two shots into his mouth. "Mmm, minty." He then pocketed the container and left the room.

♦ ♦ ♦

Private sneezed. "Ugh. It's so dusty in here." He stopped for a moment and then sneezed again.

"Don't quit now, Private," Kowalski said. "We're almost to the roof. There we will face a danger far bigger than allergens and dust mites in the form of a 粉丝 that could easily slice us and dice us like so many as-seen-on-TV 厨房 accessories."

"What!"

"We're almost to the roof."

When they arrived at the rooftop air handler, the penguins—especially Private—were relieved to find that the spinning blades of death contained within it were still. Through the principle of extreme squash and stretch, the four squeezed themselves through the damper and then emerged on 最佳, 返回页首 of the building.

Private took a deep breath. "Ah, sweet clean air."

"Well, we made it," Skipper said. "Now what?"

"Well," Kowalski said, "since the 随意 chemical experimentation option is out, I suppose I could try building a laser to blast us back into human form. But I'll need parts."

Skipper stroked his beak. "Hmm. The word 'blast' concerns me, but the rest seems promising. Change it to 'zap' and I think we've got ourselves a plan."

A thought then came to Private. "Hey, Kowalski, wouldn't it be easier and, with all due respect, less risky to instead figure out what actually caused us to turn into penguins and then do the opposite of that? 你 know, rather than build new, untested things that 'blast' 或者 'zap' 或者 whatever 你 want to call it?"

"Less risky, yes," Kowalski replied. "But easier? Well, I don't know where to even begin thinking about how we ended up this way. But I will promise 你 this: if I can figure out what caused the species change before I get my laser built, I will try to work out a better solution."

Private nodded.

"But for now," Kowalski said, "our 下一个 stop is the hardware store."

♦ ♦ ♦

"Are 你 sure this helps us blend in, Skipper?" Private asked. "We look like the type of person that most people should 交叉, 十字架 the 街, 街道 to avoid."

To avoid detection as they made their way down the busy streets of Burbank, the penguins had swiped a hat, a trench coat, and a pair of boots from a now–temporarily unconscious man sitting at a bus stop bench. He wouldn't be making his 11:20 connection.

"Then all the better," Skipper 说 as he stood on 最佳, 返回页首 of Private's shoulders underneath the coat. He and Rico formed the majority of the torso while Kowalski acted as the head of the faux human. Private, once again, got stuck on the bottom.

As the four continued to walk down the sidewalk, a car traveling down the 街, 街道 came to a stop at a red signal. The loud 音乐 playing inside became a bit louder as the window on the vehicle's passenger side then partially opened, just enough to allow the twentysomething male passenger to toss several pieces of garbage out onto the sidewalk.

"Hey!" Kowalski yelled, but he was in little position to do much else.

"Hey, eyes and earholes, what's going on up there?" Skipper asked.

"Oh, just some punk tossing garbage from a car. Stupid litterbug." As the car pulled away, Kowalski glanced over at the trash the passenger had thrown: a Big Mac box, a crushed-up cigarette pack, some soiled plastic utensils, and a small green object. "Hmm," he said. "Guys, let's 移动 about twenty feet forward."

Private carried the foursome until they were right over where the green object had landed. "Private," Kowalski said, "reach down and pick up that green container, would you, please?"

Private reached down and picked up the object carefully so as not to drop his 老友记 in the process. He shook it, but it was empty. "It's just an empty bottle of breath spray," he said. "At least that's what I think it is, as I can't really make out the words."

"That's what I thought it was," Kowalski said. "Why do I feel that it means something?"

Skipper chuckled. "Breath spray? It means something? How hard did 你 hit your head back at the studio?"

"Well, it just does, Skipper! I have a gut feeling that it's somehow linked to our predicament. Aren't 你 always telling us how we should listen to our gut?"

Skipper sighed. "I'm sorry, Kowalski. You're right. If breath spray means something to 你 then breath spray means something to me. Let's all take a moment to try to figure this out."

Private moved the creepy trench 涂层, 外套 fellow down a nearby alley, where the penguins jumped out of their disguise and assembled behind an overfilled Dumpster.

Skipper looked over at Rico and shook his head. "Was that really necessary, man?"

"Well," Private said, "at least he waited until we got the trench 涂层, 外套 off."

Rico grunted as he pointed toward the rotting refuse in front of them, but his 老友记 weren't buying it as the 来源 of the sudden odor.

"So, breath spray," Kowalski 说 as he took the empty bottle from Private. "Who has a theory?"

"Hmm," Skipper said. "Maybe the government, in a desperate effort to finally control entitlement spending, secretly tainted all breath spray sold in the United States with a chemical that turns humans into penguins."

"OK, who has a theory that isn't a conspiracy theory?"

Private massaged his forehead. "Well . . ."

Suddenly, Rico slapped Kowalski on the side of his neck. "So, you've got a theory, Rico?"

Rico shook his head. "Buzz, buzz—splat," he said, his flipper gestures reenacting having just killed a fly that had landed on Kowalski.

"Oh. Well, thanks, Rico." A moment passed and then Kowalski threw a triumphant flipper into the air. "Sweet calculus! I know how it happened!"

"Oh, that's wonderful!" Private cheered. "Bless you, Kowalski!"

Kowalski smiled. "Thank you, thank you, but it's all in a day's work for a genius like me." He pulled his whiteboard and marker out from wherever he had stashed them during the flight from the studio and started drawing as he began his explanation. "The first thing that must be 说 is that what happened to us was not my fault. No reckless chemistry, no laser malfunctions, no pressings of the wrong buttons. The blame is entirely Rico's."

"Eh? Whatcha talkin' 'bout?" Rico mumbled, shaking a flipper at Kowalski.

"Sorry, Rico, but it's true." Kowalski held up his whiteboard and pointed the tip of his marker at a quick doodle of a man being lifted up 由 another man. "You see, Rico, back when we were human, Private lifted 你 up so 你 could reach a fly that had landed on a smoke detector on the ceiling. 你 were trying to kill the fly with your breath spray after it had annoyed 你 in the recording room."

"Ah, I remember that now," Private said. "But, um, Kowalski, weren't 你 and Skipper helping to stabilize us? If something happened because of that, aren't 你 a little to blame, too?"

"Quiet, genius speaking." Kowalski then drew the breath spray bottle in the hand of the man being lifted up and some mist being sprayed out onto the smoke detector. "The smoke detector in the recording room is a battery-powered ionization smoke detector, which contains a trace amount of the radioisotope americium-241. Something in the breath spray must have reacted with the americium, with the result being the reassignment of our molecules to those of our fictional friends."

"But why our 企鹅 characters?" Skipper asked. "Why didn't we turn into frogs 或者 leprechauns or"—he shuddered—"hippies?"

"Ah," Kowalski continued, "that's because Rico was holding a copy of 'You 獭, 水獭 Know Better' in his armpit and we were all in contact with him. The proximity of the script, combined with our professional relationship to our characters, caused us to become one with them."

Skipper nodded slowly. "Uh-huh. And 你 can prove all this . . . how?"

"Well, I, uh . . ." Kowalski put his whiteboard and marker down and began to fumble behind his back with his flippers. "Oh, where is it? Where is it? I'm Kowalski, I should be able to find my own—Ah, here it is." His appendages emerged from behind his back with his trusty abacus in flipper. He slid a few of its beads around and then smiled confidently. "The abacus says it is so!"

Skipper shook his head. "Not good enough."

Kowalski tossed his abacus aside. "Then, um . . . cartoon physics?"

"Works for me!" Skipper placed a flipper on Kowalski's back. "So, Kowalski Nye the Science Guy, how do we get ourselves back to being mammals again, which is something I never thought I'd hear myself say?"

"Simple," Kowalski said. "All we need to do is get our flippers on a bottle of breath spray and then huddle together while one of us—and 由 that I mean either Rico, since he caused all this, 或者 Private, since he's the only test 企鹅 we have left after the loss of Manfredi, God rest his soul—sprays it at another ionization smoke detector. That same 企鹅 will also have to hold a photograph of the four of us in human form underneath his flipper, just as the script was held in the studio."

"That's all?" Skipper said. "Breath spray, a smoke detector, and a photograph? That sounds too simple to be one of our plans. This'll be a piece of cake."

"Well," Private said, "the plan certainly sounds safer than firing some sort of beam at ourselves, even if just a little. But where are we going to get a 照片 of the four of us together? I have one at home, but I'd scare my wife to death if I went back there looking like I do. Though my kids would probably find me soft and cuddly and might never allow me to leave again."

"Have no fear, Private," Kowalski said. "I've got it all figured out. If we head over to the local Target store, not only will we be able to procure our needed breath spray and smoke detector, but I can use a floor-model computer to download a 照片 of ourselves from the Internet and then have it printed at the 照片 center."

"Ooh, maybe we can have some mugs made, too," Skipper said. "Imagine, our mugs on a mug. And maybe some keychains!"

Kowalski shook his head. "Let's just focus on the essentials, Skipper."

Skipper sighed. "Fine. But we've got to at least get an 8×10."

♦ ♦ ♦

It was less than a two-mile walk to Target.

"All right," Kowalski 说 as the four entered the store, once again inside the trench 涂层, 外套 man, "let's head over to the electronics department first. After I download the photo, we can have it printed up while we gather the other two items."

With that, the penguins proceeded to the electronics department and quickly located the aisle where some laptop computers were on display. Kowalski was about to stick his flippers through the 涂层, 外套 to type on one of them when a Target employee came over. "Welcome to Target," she said. "Anything I can help 你 with?"

Kowalski lowered his head so the brim of the faux human's hat would hide his 企鹅 form from showing. He shook the hat to indicate that her assistance was not needed.

"Well, I'll be around here if anything changes." She was about to walk away when her curiosity about what the man was wearing got to her. "Um, aren't 你 hot, sir? It's like 71° out today and sunny."

Being without their Speak & Spell–type computing device, the penguins had no way of responding to the employee's 问题 in any way that she would be able to understand. Instead, the four just remained silent and still until she gave up and began to walk away.

The young lady shook her head. "Why do the weird ones always come to my department?"

Once the aisle was clear, Kowalski proceeded to use the computer to access the Internet as planned. Although being in 企鹅 form made it difficult to read English, he was able to understand enough to make it to a Penguins of Madagascar 粉丝 website, where, after a minute's search, a 照片 of them as Tom, Jeff, James, and John was located. "Found one!" he said. "Hey, Rico, do 你 happen to have a flash drive in your scientifically perplexing stomach?"

Rico answered 由 regurgitating the requested device and passing it up to Kowalski. Kowalski then saved a copy of the 照片 to the flash drive, removed it, and then had Private carry the foursome over to the kiosk at the 照片 center.

After using the machine to 提交 an order for a single 8×10, the penguins headed toward the front of the store and obtained a bottle of breath spray from the impulse items near each register. On the lowest shelf, something else also caught Private's eye. "Ooh, 云, 云计算 Cakes!" he said, looking at the Little Debbie product as his mouth watered. "They're not as good as 花生 牛油, 黄油 Winkies, but I could still go for one right now. Can we get a box, please?"

"Private," Skipper said, "now you're getting a bit too into your character. Please don't make me have to get too into mine 由 having to slap you."

"Right, sir."

The four then headed to the 首页 improvement section to pick out a smoke detector.

"Let's see," Kowalski 说 once the penguins had selected a model that included a nine-volt battery, "it's $12.49 for the smoke detector, $2.99 for the breath spray, and $2.89 for the 8×10, plus tax. Rico, check our finances, please."

Rico opened his beak and proceeded to regurgitate a one-dollar bill and $2.56 in change. He reported the total through a grunt.

"That's 更多 than a little short," Skipper said. "Are 你 sure, Rico?"

Rico grunted in the affirmative.

Skipper sighed. "Great. Now we're going to have to apply the five-finger discount. Or, 给 our current condition, the eight-flipper discount."

"You mean stealing?" Private asked.

"I'm afraid so," Skipper replied. "But don't fret over it too much. When we get back to human form, I'll mail the store the difference, and we'll all help an old lady 或者 two across the street. That should offset any bad karma, and it might even give us a slight credit on the 下一个 time."

The penguins then left the aisle, with the trench 涂层, 外套 man carrying the breath spray in his right hand and the smoke detector in his left.

After walking around the store for a while to kill time, it was nearing the time that the 8×10 would be ready. Before heading over to the 照片 center, Private moved the trench 涂层, 外套 man 下一个 to a display of Doritos so that the items to be lifted could be slipped into the pockets of the 涂层, 外套 without drawing the attention of store security. The penguins then went to pick up the photograph.

After paying the cashier at the 照片 center, Kowalski felt a hand tap him where the shoulder of the trench 涂层, 外套 man would have been if he were real. "Excuse me, buddy," a man 说 from behind in a way that was both calm and authoritative.

Kowalski asked Private to turn the disguise around so that he could see whoever had tapped him. There stood a man who on first glance might have been mistaken for a cop if it weren't for the Target logo on the patches on his sleeves.

"I'm Sean Hudson with Target's loss prevention team," the man 说 as Kowalski again used the brim of the hat to hide himself. "Is there anything in your pocket that 你 would like to tell me about?" Another man wearing the same style uniform then appeared from what seemed like nowhere.

Despite their best efforts, the penguins had been caught shoplifting.

"Skipper," Kowalski whispered, "what do I do?"

"You do nothing," Skipper replied. "This is a job for Rico."

Rico immediately knew what to do. Suddenly, a smoke bomb came flying out the middle of the trench coat, giving the penguins cover behind a smoke screen.

"To the emergency exit!" Skipper yelled.

Sean and his colleague ran into the smoke to try to grab the shoplifter, but he had already disappeared. When all the smoke had cleared about thirty 秒 later, the only sign that the man had been there was the empty trench coat, hat, and boots that the thief had left behind.

♦ ♦ ♦

Following the excitement, the penguins regrouped in the nearby parking lot of a furniture store that had long gone out of business.

"That was a close one," Private 说 after catching his breath. "We still have our three items, right?"

"I've got the photo," Kowalski said, pulling it out from behind his back.

"And I grabbed the breath spray and smoke detector before Rico's smoke bomb even hit the floor," Skipper said. "We're good."

Skipper handed the objects to Kowalski, who proceeded to take them out of their packages. He inserted the included battery into the smoke detector and pressed the test button; the sharp beep confirmed that it was in good working order. "Well," he said, "it's science time. Private, Rico—who wants to do this?"

"Not it!" the young 企鹅 说 almost immediately.

Kowalski chuckled and then handed the smoke detector and breath spray to Rico.

Skipper cleared his throat. "Well, boys," he said, "this is it. I know I've never been one for sappy speeches, but I think I can make an exception right now. Although we've been on thousands of missions together—or at least enough to fill 149 episodes at present—it feels like this is also our team's very first. Heaven only knows what our fate will be mere moments from now, but if it has been decided that we are to meet our maker—and 由 that I mean God, not Eric and me—at least we will be slipping the bonds of Earth as brothers. It has been an honor to command this unit these past few hours."

Skipper then raised his flipper in a salute, which his subordinates returned. After the others made a few remarks of their own and exchanged potential goodbyes, Kowalski tucked the 8×10 under Rico's left flipper.

"All right," Kowalski said, "here we go. Everyone put your flippers on Rico." He waited a moment for the others to make contact with Rico and then continued. "Now, Rico, on the count of three, spray the breath spray onto the smoke detector." He took a deep breath. "One . . . two—"

Private suddenly pulled away. "Wait," he said. "I just have one 问题 before we do this. We're all going to be dressed when we turn back into humans, right? Because if we aren't, it will be 更多 embarrassing than that time I molted and 迷失 my cute factor."

"Never fear, Private," Kowalski replied. "Our clothes weren't left lying on the floor in the studio when we turned into penguins, so they won't be missing when we return to our proper selves."

"Thank goodness," Private said, making contact with Rico once again. "OK. Carry on."

Kowalski nodded. "All right, Rico. One . . . two . . . three!"

Nothing happened.

"Try it again, Rico," Kowalski said.

Rico gave the device a 秒 spray. Nothing. A third. Still nothing. A fourth. A fifth. He then pulled the cover off and sprayed a sixth shot directly onto the ionization chamber, but there was not so much as the faintest sound 或者 the slightest indication of a chemical reaction.

Angry, Rico let out a yell and then chucked the smoke detector a good thirty yards until it came crashing down upon the asphalt.

"Rico!" Private shouted, his eyes and beak wide.

"Kowalski, analysis," Skipper said.

"Well, it's possible that the reaction we induced was so great that instead of returning us to Homo sapiens, it stopped the passage of time around us, much like my chronal curbulator. Er, stopwatch."

Skipper rolled his eyes.

Kowalski sighed. "You're right. It just plain didn't work." He then gazed up into the sky. "Oh, Professor Einstein, I have failed you—again." A tear 或者 two trickled down his face.

Private placed a flipper on Kowalski's back. "Oh, forget about Einstein," he 说 as he patted the scientist reassuringly. "Even if all of them have not worked quite as well as 你 intended, he could never have even conceived of some of the things you've invented. You're still a hero to me, and you're still our best hope at getting out of this mess."

"Thanks, Private."

A few moments later, Kowalski pulled out his whiteboard and began constructing equations and formulas to try to figure out what went wrong. There were so many numbers and letters involved that the math would have appeared Greek to anyone else—and some of it was.

Sadly, however, after about twenty minutes, it became clear that the jumble of 1s and 2s intertwined with Xs and Ys and deltas and omegas wasn't going to yield an answer. Kowalski sighed as he realized all he was basically doing now was throwing 随意 symbols in 随意 places and hoping for the best.

"Is there truly no way out of this?" he wondered aloud, wiping another set of failed equations away with a flipper. "Everything made perfect sense before. An ionization smoke detector powered 由 a nine-volt battery. Americium-241. Breath spray. The script. Our relationship to our characters. Our contact with Rico. Cartoon physics. I've taken everything into account."

Suddenly, Rico gasped as he remembered something that had been left out. Through a series of mumbles and grunts that could only be understood 由 his friends, he reminded them that the breath spray he had had at the studio was of an experimental type not available to the public, its ingredients unknown.

Kowalski quickly scribbled down an equation that took this new variable into account. He double-checked his work and then smiled. "Archimedes's beard, it works!"

Skipper groaned and threw his flippers up. "Rico! Where was that tip earlier when it could have saved us some trouble? Now we're going to have to make our way back into the studio and find that breath spray before someone calls Officer Y 或者 Z from animal control."

"Actually," Private said, "I already know exactly where it is. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but soon after closing the grate in the ductwork in the recording room, I remember seeing the producer pick it up and put it in his pocket. He even tried it first."

Rico made a disgusted face. "Eww."

"Well, that complicates matters," Kowalski said.

"Not necessarily," Skipper replied. "Kowalski, what would 你 put our lovely Mr. Producer at? Five ten? Five eleven? That's probably around the same height as that guy at the bus stop."

Private gasped. "Skipper! Surely 你 can't be considering knocking out our own producer!"

"Well, do 你 have a better option? We need that breath spray, Private. Desperate times call for desperate measures." He paused for a moment. "Besides, he parked in my spot last week."

Private hung his head and sighed. "We're all fired."

♦ ♦ ♦

The producer always took his lunch at 1:00 p.m. sharp. Being Wednesday, it was his 日 to head over to the local Subway 商店 to try one of their five-dollar footlongs. It was a routine he never broke.

Until today. Although it was 更多 broken for him than 由 him.

"This is so wrong," Private said. Rico had just tripped the producer in the parking lot with the line from his grapple gun.

Skipper gave the man a quick flipper to the neck. "Relax, Private," he said, the producer now out cold. "He'll be fine. 你 know, in twenty to forty minutes. Six hours tops."

Kowalski reached into one of the producer's pockets and pulled out a small clump of lint. He placed it back and then reached a flipper into the man's other pocket, pulling out the bottle of breath spray they were after. "Got it!" he said. He gave the bottle a quick 吻乐队(Kiss) and then held it up triumphantly. "Oh, sweet human-restoring fluid, I 爱情 你 更多 than a Higgs boson!"

"Well," Private said, "even though I wish we had used a different approach, at least we got it. But we're still without a smoke detector."

"Well," Kowalski said, "since we're back at the studio, we might as well 《勇敢传说》 the air handler and go back into the recording room to use the original one. Besides, it will probably be better for us to be inside the building when we return to human form anyway because we will not be suspected of knocking out the producer once he is found 或者 comes to."

Skipper patted Kowalski on the back. "Hey, great alibi, Kowalski. I've trained 你 well."

"Thank you, sir."

And with that, the penguins left the producer behind and headed for the roof.

♦ ♦ ♦

"Well, this is déjà vu," Private 说 as he stood on a chair in the recording room, forming the bottommost rung of a 企鹅 ladder.

"I can't see how, Private," Skipper said. "The other two times Kowalski was on top, and now Rico is. This is completely different."

As Private sighed, Kowalski looked up as best he could at the 企鹅 he was supporting. "Ready up there, Rico?" he asked.

Rico nodded. "Uh-huh!" He was already holding the breath spray over the smoke detector, and the 照片 was in place.

"Good," Kowalski said. "Now even though I am the only one in actual contact with Rico, we should still be all right since we are 表演 like a chain. Any final concerns?"

"Men," Skipper said, "the words I 说 earlier still apply, so I won't repeat them. Let's do this."

With that, Kowalski began the countdown. "On three, Rico, 你 know what to do. One . . . two . . . three!"

There was a small sizzle and then a louder thud as the four were thrown to the floor. A peppermint aroma filled the air as four men awoke heaped on 最佳, 返回页首 of each other.

Skipper—or rather, Tom—rolled off the others and then opened his eyes. He smiled and then felt his face to 确认 it. "Yes!" he 说 as he sprang to his feet, his hand having made contact with his nose. "We're back! Ha-ha!" He reached down and took Jeff 由 the hand, helping him up. "Jeff, 你 wonderful, wonderful man!"

Jeff chuckled. "Just playing my small part. The real credit for our success should go to 你 for suggesting that we embrace our characters to the fullest."

John sat up. "I can speak again!" he said. He glanced down at his stomach and patted it. "Ah, what a relief. It feels pretty good to no longer be carrying around all that extra weight of bombs, weapons, and everything else the writers crammed into me."

James, who was no doubt on the bottom of the pile, was the last to get up from the floor. "We're alive!" he said. He took a step toward the others and forced them all into a group hug.

After a few 更多 moments of celebration, Tom cleared his throat. "Gentlemen," he said, "I'd like to just say a few final words about our experiences today. I am proud of each and every one of 你 for the role that 你 played in resolving our most unlikely predicament, but I am even 更多 proud of all of us working together as a team to get the job done. We brought the spirit of our characters into an unscripted situation and performed our roles with the type of flawless talent worthy of nothing short of an Emmy. Though they surely would have complicated matters and would have had to have been knocked out at some point, it's a shame that the good folks at the Academy of 电视 Arts & Sciences could not have witnessed us in action. But regardless, our experiences today have forged a bond that can never be broken, not only between us as men, but between us and our feathered friends, even long after we part with them professionally."

"Hear, hear!" James agreed.

"So before I relieve 你 of your duties," Tom continued, now speaking in the voice of Skipper, "there is only one thing left that we have to do." He smiled and then held up his right hand. "Up high, boys."

No sooner had the men's hands met in a high-five than the four heard the sound of a clearing throat across the room. They stopped the celebration abruptly when the producer walked up to them.

"I've been looking everywhere for you," he said. He looked pretty good for having been tripped and knocked out 由 some of his own cast earlier, but his tone still had an air of irritability about it. "What are 你 guys talking about? What are 你 guys doing?"

As the others stood there with worried expressions on their faces, Tom simply turned to the producer and slowly moved his hands in front of him. "You didn't see anything."

♦ ♦ ♦

Penguin HQ
Manhattan, New York

Skipper climbed out of his bunk as a new 日 began at the Central Park Zoo. It was an 小时 before sunrise—or, as he called it, sleeping in. "Rise and shine, boys," he 说 to the others as he stretched his flippers. "Time to find out what the Concrete Jungle will throw at us today."

Private turned his head toward Skipper from his bunk. "Morning, Skipper. Sleep well?"

Skipper chuckled. "It's funny 你 should ask. I slept fine, but I had the strangest dream. We were all in it, but these strange men were trapped inside our bodies. They all seemed to think it was their job to speak for us in some fictional world, a profession they called voice acting."

"Wow," Private said, "that is strange."

Just then, Rico set his stuffed toy aside and began to climb down from his bunk. After his feet hit the floor, Rico cupped a flipper in front of his beak and exhaled a few breaths of air into it.

Skipper's eyes widened and his beak dropped as he observed Rico regurgitate a breath spray bottle and then spray two shots into his beak. "Oh, 你 gotta be kidding me!"


[Story last revised May 31, 2013.]
posted by SkippX101
All the penguins went to their stations. Private with Mort, Kowalski with Maurice, Rico guarding the HQ and (on private's orders) Skipper with Marlene."Ehhh, why don't i get a bodily guard to? I am the King, i should have the biggest and most strongest Bodily-guard of all time!" King Julian orderd while sitting on his throne. "As i just explained.And i do fear 你 have memory loss, 你 have alresdy been captured 由 Blowhole before, so 你 are the least of our worries." Kowalski 说 with his arms at the back of his back. "*sigh* FINE!! But afterwards i want a body guard. No, a booty-guard!Yess,...
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Here's a link to the original song: link

And now, the parody:

V1. I know a tropical island where the lemurs roam and the bright sun shines.
And on this tropical island, there vacayed four 老友记 of mine.
Sometimes they 鱼 in the water, sometimes they slide on the land.
Sometimes they like to play 排球 and cover each other in sand.
Chorus: They are caribbean arctic avians, they like to 鱼 in the tropical sea. Caribbean arctic avians, penguins in a coconut tree.
V2. The fish, the sharks, and the lemurs, they've seen them fight 由 where the pineapple grows.
They like to see all of the...
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“MARLENE!!” Skipper screamed as he pushed Marlene away from the incoming danger. BAM! “I got him Sissle!” 说 the man with a bulky feature. “Very good, Brick. Let’s get out of here before someone else sees us.” 说 the man named Sissle. “What about the rat?” Brick was referring to Marlene. “Like I said, Brick. They are just dumb animals. These birds just got lucky in outsmarting us.” Sissle replied. “You shouldn’t have meddled with us in robbing that diamond necklace.” “We’re glad we came across you-.” He motioned Brick to throw the cage to the ground over...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
Skilight, chapter 2, 由 mutated-ducks-rule and EppogirlXD.

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A light green meadow, covered 由 thousands of pure white daises. Fluffy, cotton 糖果 clouds whisked across the sky. This place was beautiful. The only problem was that I had no idea where I could possibly be.

"Hello?" I called out. The only response I heard was a sigh. A long and aggravated one too.

I slowly turned around. There, a lone figure was standing ten feet away from me. "Can I help you?" I asked, not quite sure how to handle this situation.

The figure shook his head and started to slowly retreat. Before completely vanishing...
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Private: Ouch! Stupid 老鼠, 鼠标 trap!
Kowalski: Oww!
Skipper: Wow I never thought it would be this painful.
Rico: afqagwsagbsdgb
Skipper: You're right, Rico.
Private: But wouldn't that be cheating?
Skipper: Okay fine. Forget the x-ray vision goggles, Rico.
Kowalski: Skipper, take a look at this map Gravin gave us. Notice how these trees right here form the shape of an iphone?
Skipper: I see where you're going with this. Lets go, team!
Somewhere in the forest.....
Po: 嘿 Tigress, have 你 met Skipper yet? He's awesome!
Tigress: No, Po. Let's just be focused on finding the blue apple, huh?
Po: Fine....
In the...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Alex:wow that 企鹅 is tall! I feel so short (starts to fake cry)
Harry:al your 14 and u look like ur 12 that's great compare to that tall penguin
Kowalski:well I be!
Alex:that 企鹅 just talk!
Skipper:Kowalski!
Alex:so did that one whoa
Skipper:alright men plan B (the use a bomb to out them to sleep....................at the lair Harry,Alex,Mars,Ron,and hermione were in a net Harry and alex were in one mars was in another and Ron and hermione were in another
Alex:LET US OUT OF HERE!!!!! @&$%#
Harry:Alex don't swear
Private:please don't
Alex:sorry-gasp talking 企鹅
Rico:jahdhjshdd
Everyone:what?
Private:he 说 that our leader is coming
Alex: i am not scared of him
(skipper came out)
Alex:wow I don't see much
posted by theWOLFPACK15
Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of 鱼 coffee. "She's late. This is the 秒 time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her 加入 the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...
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Re-submission and 编辑 of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn 彩虹 commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the 动物 in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring 企鹅 four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot 或者 cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a 狐狸
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
posted by Grimms-Dragon
It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may 或者 may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a 斯莱什 fiction, 或者 any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain 你 guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS 日 AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell 你 what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...
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posted by hahahaidontcare
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed 由 fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard 你 scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed 由 fangirls and asked out 由 the prettiest 海豚 in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how 你 feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," 说 William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make 你 look dumb, but that's a lamp post," 说 Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Skipper! Can 你 help me get this stupid cotton 糖果 off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE 下一个 MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...
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Recap of what happened in the last chapter:
1. There was a zoo clean-up.
2. We went to this zoo (temporary stay).
3. I got left behind when they left the zoo.
4. The third worst 日 of my life.


So, that was the recap of what happened before. I was left all alone in this wonderful zoo. I think Julien will realize that I was left behind and ask the penguins to come with him in finding me. What I heard before about him, he can't do anything alone.

So, yeah. I relaxed. They still haven't picked me up. For this particular moment, I wish I had Kowalski's intelligence to build an invention that can...
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Do 你 know , about Skipper at this moment we have Marlene (the funny is that 你 call her in English Marlini in Portuguese (I am from Brazil) in my country we say 更多 或者 less Marlane it is so diferent but ok )hehehe and about Private we know Shaina and in the episode 爱情 hurts Skipper ask this :
Who here never felt 爱情 for a Girl ( 或者 near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's 爱情 in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they 爱情 it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do 你 think?????
posted by Bluepenguin
Fright. Dread. Questioning.

Each moment thrusted a new kind of horror upon Sylvia, one of the small spidermonkeys of the Central Park Zoo. The growling and deep snarls of some sort of horrible beast rebounded from inside her brick habitat, and she clung to the 树 in horror.

"What is that nasty thing?! The Jersey Devil?!?"

She swung in a serpentine manner, reaching all the ropes and rungs on her 树 till she achieved landing on the highest point of the habitat.

Sylvia peered down at the ground below. Artificial grass, circular enclosure, and her three fellow companions restfully dozing; Linda,...
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 30 years in 30 分钟
30 years in 30 minutes
the 下一个 morning they all woke up misteriously at the same moment, they all went to the main hall, there they saw the Great Master, the Comander, two otters, one white and one brown, and one tall 企鹅 who was in a sit, The Great Marter took word and broke the silence

"to surprise of somes I'm Skipper, during this 30 years things have changed a lot"

"like me, I'm Private, but now I'm a Comander!" the Comander said

"lets start with the past, we are having a war with 3 enemies: Mac Ruckcod, Mrs Yollderwin, and King Julien II, now lets talk about each one" Future Skipper activated a panel that...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Get onto his dorsal fin Private!! Rico!! Destroy the tub of water!!" yelled Skipper, getting onto Blowhole's head and punching him. Blowhole quickly responded 由 dropping the 刀 and trying to get Skipper off of his head. Kowalski dived in, grabbing the 刀 and Rico pushed the tub onto it's side, spilling all the water, Blowhole panicked, realizing that he will get beached onto the dry land, so he frantically headed for the pond at Marlene's habitat. "Dont let him get to the pond!!" yelled Private. Skipper then grabbed the 刀 from Kowalski and sliced Blowhole's left flipper. "AGH!!!...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly looked up at Blowhole. "If I agree....will 你 SWEAR not to hurt Skipper....or the guys?" Lilly asked, thinking of the shameful thing she was about to do. "Why Ofcourse. So, deal?" Blowhole extended his flipper to her......."Deal." Lilly said, shaking Blowhole's Flipper. Then she sighned a contract to Blowhole swearing her undying loyalty to the side of evil. She felt like she was throwing away all of her pride, honor, and dignity 由 doing this, but it was all worth it to know Skipper would be safe. (awwww.....)
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SKIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper...
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Kowalski had finally realized he still had his flamethrower, he yanked it out as Pennywise was about to maul him, and then blasted it straight into his face, the burns didn't hurt Pennywise, but it made him jolt back, enough to let go of Kowalski. This was his chance, Kowalski slid on his belly, fast away from Pennywise, he slid faster and faster until he finally reached the HQ. "Now this is why I tell 你 Skipper, not to leave anyone to guard the HQ alone," 说 Kowalski. "Youre right liutenant Kowalski, it should be my fault why 你 were almost killed, because of my ignorance," 说 Skipper....
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