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Thievery Control: Take 1

Brick: *moves crates around with forklift*

Cecil: *directs him*

Cop: *pulls up and sees Cecil* T_T

Cecil: O.O.....*pretends he's stretching* *falls over* OW! I pulled my muscle!

Brick: What muscle?

Cecil: Brick! Shut up and help me up!

Brick: *gets out of 叉车 and helps Cecil up* ...Dude are 你 crying?

Cecil: NO! I most certainly am not!

Brick: Then why are your eyes so wet?

Cecil: Shut up Brick! *kicks him* OW!!! My leg again!

Director: Will someone please help him so we can 移动 on!

Thievery Control: Take 2

Brick: *moves crates around with forklift*

Cecil: *directs him*

Cop: *pulls up and sees Cecil* T_T

Cecil: O.O.....*pretends he's stretching*

Cop: *drives away*

Brick: *breaks 箱, 板条箱 full of fish*

Cecil: >:( *picks up fish* Oh Brick.

Brick: Yeah Cecil?

Cecil: *throws 鱼 at him but misses*

Brick: Dude 你 have horrible aim.

Cecil: SHUT UP BRICK!

Thievery Control: Take 3

Cop: *drives away*

Brick: *breaks 箱, 板条箱 full of fish*

Cecil: >:( *picks up fish* Oh Brick.

Brick: Yeah Cecil?

Cecil: *throws 鱼 at him*

Brick: *fish hits him in face*

*Brick falls into water*

(On buildingtop)

Skipper: *looking through binoculars* Well well. Looks like our two-bit thieves have hit the high seas. Kowalski, what's the catch of the day? *hands binoculars to Kowalski*

Kowalski: *looks through binoculars* Over twelve tons of..*gasp!* Patagonian Toothfish!

Rico: Paagianooish!

Private: I don't understand either one of those words...

Kowalski: These felonious chums have been pirate fishing in Antarctic waters!

Private: Also over my head....

Skipper: That's the penguins motherland! Boys! Those deepwater dead-beats just 偷了 from our momma!

Rico: MOMMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Skipper: Alright 你 shanty singin' salt dogs! 你 wanna play pirate? Who am I to arrrrrgue!?

Private: Oh that I got! Arrr! :D

Unguard: Take 1

Cecil: *climbs out of rubble* You!

Rico: *holds pipe wrench in a fencing position* Unguard!

Cecil: *grabs 乌鸦 bar and walks up to Rico ready to fight* Oh that's a bad 移动 bird. I was captain of the fencing team and-

Rico: *slams pipe wrench on Cecil's toe*

Cecil: OW! For the 爱情 of ----- and all that is ----- in the -------- universe! 你 weren't supposed to actually ------ slam it on my ------- toe!

Everyone: :O...O.O

Brick: That's uh...some colorful language 你 got there Cecil.

Cecil: Shut up Brick!

Unguard: Take 1

Cecil: *climbs out of rubble* You!

Rico: *holds pipe wrench in a fencing position* Unguard!

Cecil: *grabs 乌鸦 bar and walks up to Rico ready to fight* Oh that's a bad 移动 bird. I was captain of the fencing team and-

Rico: *"slams pipe wrench on Cecil's toe"*

Cecil: OW! *hops up and down clutching foot*

Brick: *runs 由 chasing penguins and runs out of breath and stops*

(light is shown on a crate)

Brick: Huh? *looks at crate*

Private: *sings and dances* Oooh! I am a pirate kiiiiing! And it is it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king! Hoo hoo hoo!

Brick: Ahaha! Birrrrd! *gets hit 由 wrecking ball*

(Rico and Cecil are shown fencing)

Cecil: *gets hit 由 wrecking ball*

(Cecil and Brick go flying into the sky)

Kowalski: (at controls of forklift) O.O.......Oops........ *backs away from controls whistling innocently*

Unguard: Take 2

Brick: Huh? *looks at crate*

Private: *sings and dances* Oooh! I am a pirate kiiiiing! And it is it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king! Hoo hoo hoo!

Brick: Ahaha! Birrrrd! *wrecking ball flies past him* What the?

KJ: (at controls of forklift) *pushes 随意 buttons* AHAHAHA! AHAHA! This is so fun!

Kowalski: Get off of that! *pushes him*

KJ: No! How dare 你 push your king!

Kowalski: No don't touch that!

KJ: *pulls a lever*

(forklift begins spinning around)

KJ/Kowalski: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

Director: >:( Get them out of there!

Skipper: *pulls wires*

(forklift stops spinning)

KJ/Kowalski: *stumble out dizzily*

KJ: I am seeing meleventeens of the....everything...

Kowalski: I *runs into pole* blame *runs into Skipper* you. *stops walking and points at sea*

Skipper: *turns him around*

Kowalski: *points at Julien* You.

KJ: *falls over*

Unguard: Take 3

Brick: Huh? *looks at crate*

Private: *sings and dances* Oooh! I am a pirate kiiiiing! And it is it is a glorious thing to be a pirate king! Hoo hoo hoo!

Brick: Ahaha! Birrrrd! *gets hit 由 wrecking ball*

(Rico and Cecil are shown fencing)

Cecil: *gets hit 由 wrecking ball*

Kowalski: (at controls of forklift) Arrr....

(penguins are shown tying up Cecil and Brick)

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