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posted by 10amberpet
Skipper, the fearsome leader of the penguins had decided to take a short walk before sunrise. It was super dark outside, usually the time the Leonard was awake. But sometimes he ran into the beautiful 獭, 水獭 Marlene, who offered to take a walk with him. As always, he though about it, coming to the conclusion of "yes." But something strange had happened one 日 when they were walking.

"Hello Penguin!" King Julien 说 swinging down from the 树 and placing himself between the two. "Hello beautiful lady."

"Oh hi Julien!" The always smiling Marlene greeted. "Me and Skipper were just taking a walk."

"If 你 gonna walk de walk, do it like this." He 说 taking Skipper's flipper that was closest to Marlene and placing it around the cheastnut otter.

"Julien!" Skipper yelled, removing his flipper from Marlene immediately. "We do not have that kind of relationship!"

"Oh sure don't 你 lie to me mister flightless bird." Julien said. "You know 你 like her. Better yet 你 爱情 her. Wanna give her a little 爱情 peck?" He started making those silly pecking signals.

"Julien." Marlene sighed. "Me and Skipper have never liked each other in this way. Why do 你 think it's different now?" A blush formed across her face as she looked at Skipper. Okay maybe she did 爱情 him, but does Skipper feel the same way about her?

"You'll see 你 two. You'll fall in LOVE!" Julien 说 jumping back up to the tree. "Don't tell me I didn't warn joo!"

"Shut it Ring Tail!" Skipper yelled as he clenched his fist.

"Hey Skipper." Marlene 说 looking at him. "Do 你 think that King Julien might actually be right? That we truely do 爱情 each other?"

"Don't listen to him Marlene." Skipper said. He looked up to the sky. "I-I have to go before the boys worry."

"I better go to freshen up for the school kids today." Marlene said. "Bye Skipper."

"Bye Marlene." Skipper 说 waving to her and waddling back to his own habitat.

Marlene smiled and walked back to her 首页 as well.
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At breakfast, Skipper didn't eat one bit.

"Skippa. Is everything alright?" Private asked. "You seem pretty gloomy today."

"I'm fine." Skipper 说 playing around with his fish. He skid it into the middle of the table. "I 迷失 my appetite." The leader got up from his 座位 and walked out the door.

"What is wrong with him?" Kowalski asked puzzled.

"Who know's Kowalski." Private said. "Skippa seems pretty emotional lately."

"Correct." Kowalski agreed. "According to my calculations this is something someone would do when they are....In love."

"Skippa in love?" Private jumped. "Oh goody! That is great!"

"Not always Private." Kowalski redirected him. "Skipper can be quite soft in these times. He refuses to fight, and he gets alot quieter."

"Oh really?" Private said. "Well I'm still going to find out who Skippa loves even if it kills me!" Private 说 sliding out the door.

"Poor Skipper." Kowalski 说 taking the picture frame from under his 枕头 of a young penguinette with Ravenette feathers with dark turquose streaks. "I know how 你 feel."
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Why can't I get her out of my head? I can't stop thinking about Marlene. Maybe Ringtail is right, maybe I do... Skipper shook his head furiously. Julien is never right about anything so of course he was trying to make me and Marlene date. Grr....he makes me so mad.

A small branch was in Skipper's way, so he kicked it aside. Ring Tail is full of baloney. Why listen to him?

"Oh hi Skipper." A sweet voice 说 as he walked 由 the 獭, 水獭 habitat.

"Marlene!" Skipper jumped looking at the cheastnut otter. "Oh it's you."

"Yeah it's me." Marlene 说 jumping down from her wall. "Everything alright?"

"Oh yes, yes. Everything is perfect!" He 说 giving a nervous laugh.

"Oh Skipper don't 你 lie to me." Marlene 说 giving him a hug from the side. "I know 你 like me."

"I do not!" Skipper 说 pushing her away. "I would never do what Ring Tail said!"

"Come on Skipper." Marlene grabbed his flipper. "How about 你 come to my place to have some 茶 或者 something?"

Skipper obviously was to nice to refuse such a nice offer. "Sure." Skipper said. It was like a date.

"Great." Marlene 说 putting her head on Skipper's shoulder and walking into her habbitat.

Skipper was now happy, as he and Marlene told a couple jokes while they were having the tea. They also had talked about problems they were facing.
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the 标题 says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if 你 wish to read them. Any 标题 with a Roman numeral 下一个 to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope 你 enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making 你 laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding 太空 is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told 你 before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are 你 doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't 你 be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do 你 know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little 小马 and Lunicorns Are Made 由 Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made 由 Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! 或者 Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to 狐猴 habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes 你 look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins 接吻 Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have 你 been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers 你 can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But 由 golly 你 are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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posted by queenpalm
I'm 写作 this so 你 can find out wich 企鹅 你 are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your 最喜爱的 way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes 你 sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your 最喜爱的 subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a 花生 牛油, 黄油 winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a 乌鸦 showted, as manny badgers and 动物 ran against Mr. Linert and his 海雀 friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do 你 think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell 你 that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if 你 go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If 你 don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, 或者 something like that, but I've changed it's 标题 becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone 由 sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would 搜索 for clues the 下一个 morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The 獭, 水獭 (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One 日 in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a 企鹅 documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." 说 a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do 你 need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't 你 remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm 写作 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are 你 doing here?"
   "Well, 你 seem a bit down in the dumps 更多 than usual." Private replied. Julien responded 由 laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few 更多 animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed 由 his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the 狐猴 king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...
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 Virus Attack
Virus Attack
Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are 你 guys 表演 so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally 显示 up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop 你 and send 你 back to your gloomy Virtual World, where 你 came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....
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posted by Kowalski355
Chapter 3.

Little Sister


Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They 说 they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.


Ally: *goes into 狐猴 habitat* Mort? 你 here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need 你 to tell...
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After waking up from their bunks, the penguins started training, though Skipper began to realize that since the zoo was closed, they weren't going to get fed, because the security guard that was supposed to feed them was sick. So Skipper began to devise a plan. "Alright boys let's stop training and discuss this issue," 说 Skipper. "What issue Skippah? Of course, my mistake, we didn't get 鱼 today," 说 Private. "Exactly, and I also looked at the delivery truck schedule for fish, there should be one coming nearby in 12 分钟 tops, I want all of us to participate in this mission, comprende?"...
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