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posted by EppofangirlXD
"This is the monkey habitat," Danny announced, waving around. I nodded in acknowledgment.

"Actually, we're chimpanzees, not monkeys," a chimp with a British-like accent said. He was picking up a 香蕉 peel that the other chimp had thrown on the ground. "You see, we don't have tails."

"Whateva," Julien rolled his big yellow eyes. "A monkey's a monkey, tail 或者 no tail!" Then he doubled over laughing with Mort, who had a REALLY high-pitched squeal.

The other chimp scowled and signed something in what I assumed was sign language. He caught my interest.

"What did he just sign? Why doesn't he just talk?" I asked the British-sounding chimp.

"Phil, here, doesn't talk. And, uh, 你 don't want to know what he just signed." Mason said.

I looked over at Julien, who was still laughing, and decided that Mason was right.

The sky was still gray.

In the 下一个 habitat was this ginormous creature. I just gawked and gawked. "This is Burt. Burt, this is Marlene." Dad said.

"Hi!" Burt greeted.

I kept on staring. I have never seen an animal so big! Well, actually, I had seen some bigger whales back at the aquarium, but still, Burt looked so different!

To avoid looking like a jerk, I shook paws with his trunk. After Julien 偷了 some 《花生》 from him without him noticing (leaving Danny to tell him to give them back), we went on to the 下一个 habitat.

下一个 was the 袋鼠 habitat, where I had a speedy greeting with Joey, the inhabitant, and then we got out of there quickly before he could kick us out.

The sky was still gray. It looked like not a sad 云, 云计算 was moving.

Then we traveled from there to the rhino habitat, and then the polar bar one, then the 蜘蛛 monkeys, then alligator, then ostrich, then a habitat FULL of all these flamingos who all completely freaked me out when they flocked over to say hi.

All this may sound like a lot, but really, the zoo was quite small. The habitats didn't have much space. After we went through the reptile house and childrens' zoo, I was all tired out. Yes, the zoo was small, but the tour was LONG. Especially when Roger, the alligator, had to go and tell us his looooooooong story about the dream of being a singer and actor he had and wanted to follow.

"Is that all?" I asked in a voice that I hoped did not sound snobby 或者 anything.

"Nope! Two 更多 habitats!" Robert said. "Next is the koala one!"

"Ooh! Koalas!" I said. Actually, I did not know much about them aside from the fact that they were fuzzy and cute!

"His name is Leonard." Danny 说 as we hopped into the habitat. "Koalas sleep in the 日 and wake at night, so he's not awake right now."

"Oh rilly?" Shouted Julien. "Maybe he's just pretending with us and is actually awake with his eyes closed all the while thinking how stupid 你 guys are to think that he is sleeping!" He hopped on the 树 早午餐 Leonard was on. "Come on, Leo! 你 can stop faking now!"

Then he kicked Leonard's behind. Well, apparently he kicked too hard because the 下一个 thing everybody knew, Leonard was tumbling down to the hard ground.

"No!" Everybody but Julian cried out.

It was too late. Leonard slammed into the ground and jolted awake. "WHA–?"

Everyone ran over to help him up. "Don't touch me!" He exclaimed. "I can't believe 你 woke me up! At least you're not the penguins…"

"Penguins?" I asked. Was that the 下一个 habitat?

"Yes, penguins," Leonard 说 mysteriously, brushing himself off. "They are bad. And weird. 你 do not want to meet them. Not ever!"

"Oh, come on–" Danny started.

But Julien interrupted him. "Oh yes! 你 don't want to know them! They must be banned! Especially that flat-headed one!"

These two 动物 were crazy. They didn't honestly mean that, right? No animal could have been worse than Joey. "Are 你 sure?" I asked the koala.

"Ye–" He suddenly fell to the floor again. This time, sleep had struck him.

"Let's go there now," Robert suggested.

"Oh, no no no no no!" 说 Julien.

"Great, where is it?" I asked, ignoring Julien.

"It's at the very center of the zoo," 说 Danny.

Very center? Wow. How had I not noticed it before?

We walked to the habitat in the middle of the zoo and jumped across the fence and water inside the habitat to land on this white platform-like thingy.

"So. Where are the penguins?"

I think that that was the millionth 问题 I had all day. But I really did not see any penguins.

"They are probably in their stupid HQ." Julien rolled his eyes, pushed aside a fishbowl I had failed to notice, and hopped in the hole it had covered before anybody could do anything.

"HQ?"

Millionth and first question.

My dad smiled. "Just come on in." Then he and the rest of the lemurs hopped into the hole.

Puzzled, I jumped in after them. Inside, I could here an argument occurring. Julien's voice and a different one. Extremely curious now, I climbed down a metal ladder into a gray room that looked nothing like a penguin's living environment, 或者 even a different habitat for that matter. It looked impressive.

And then I saw them.

All four penguins.

Everybody turned to look at me when they heard my jaw drop to the ground. I stared at the birds 更多 than I stared at the 象, 大象 because, dang, these 动物 were, well... gorgeous!

"Speak up, doll face," ordered one 企鹅 who obviously had pure authority. He even had a flat head, just like Julien had described. "What, do I have a coffee stain 或者 something?" he asked.

I could not speak. His voice was awesome. My mind was 迷失 in the gray clouds outside.

All the guys were looking at me. I suddenly wondered how it was weird that I was practically the only girl in the zoo. But then that thought also vanished into the clouds.

"You guys, this is Marlene. Marlene, this is–" Danny said.

"I can introduce myself," The flat-headed 企鹅 interrupted. He held out his flipper. "My name is Skipper. And this is my team, Kowalski, Rico and Private."

I only had enough of a mind to shake his cold (cold?) flipper and stammer "T-team?"

"We keep the zoo nice and orderly," a cuter 企鹅 chirped.

Wow. His British accent was even 更多 amazing!

Julien and the Koala were both wrong. These birds were awesome. Although the first penguin's handshake had left a chill in my paw. Hmm. His flipper had felt as cold and as hard as ice. It creeped me out, but I guessed that all penguins' body's were like that.

They were extremely beautiful. Maybe it was their eyes that showed it all. Their eyes were super bright blue.

We all talked a bit 更多 before I left with my dad and lemurs except for Julien. He had stayed behind to argue a little bit 更多 with the penguins. That guy was a jerk.

When we reached the 獭, 水獭 habitat again, I flumped down onto my bed, dazed, and thought about my 日 and so much that I had learned.

The penguins' habitat was the best. Perhaps I was crazy but... I wanted to go back there again.
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Operation: Good Deed - After seeing a kid perform a good deed (and preaching about it to an annoyed Alice), the Penguins are inspired to do good deeds themselves with the other zoo animals. In order to do that good deed, they must take part in a series of trades with the zoo animals, thanks to King Julien. Even if they are successful, does that mean that they are done performing good deeds for the day?

When the Chips Are Down - Mort wants his Cheesy-Bits! Even if it means trapping Private in the vending machine with him. After an almost-thorough 搜索 of the zoo turns up nothing, King Julien...
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posted by KowalSkip9
I Wanna Control 你 - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't 你 listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed 由 ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make 你 mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope 你 shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

———

If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if 你 spot anything 你 know is a mistake.
posted by NYCPenguins
 Kowalski...
Kowalski...
Big Tim Rush's Song 'Boyfriend'! But Kowalski decided to sing this for Doris, the Dolphin. Enjoy!

Kowalski:
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.
Your Boy, Boy B-B-B-B-B-Boyfriend.

Have 你 ever had the feeling your Drawn to Someone?
Yeah!
And there isn’t anything they could of 说 或者 Done.
And everyday I see 你 on your own,
And I can’t believe that you're alone.
But I overheard your Girls, and this is what they said.
Looking for a looking, for that your looking for a Boyfriend.
I see that, give me time now 你 know I’m gonna be...
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posted by NYCPenguins
 Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
Marlene's Sweet Dreams...
It's Beyonce's single 'Sweet Dreams', but in Marlene's Version. Marlene secretly 'Likes' Skipper, and sees him in her dreams! Here's the lyrics!

Marlene:
Every night I rush to my bed,
With hopes that maybe I'll get a chance to see 你 when I close my eyes.
I'm going outta my head.
Lost in a Fairy tale.
Can 你 hold my paws and be my guide?
Clouds filled with stars cover your skies.
And I hope it rains.
You're the perfect lullaby!
What kind of dream is this?

You can be a Sweet Dream, 或者 a Beautiful Nightmare!
Either way I, don't wanna wake up from you.
(Turn the lights on!)
Sweet Dream, 或者 a Beautiful Nightmare!...
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 "Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...
"Who's Private?" He asks, still confused...
Alice snatches him from the doctor and takes him back to the Penguins’ Habitat. Private becomes confused 由 the surroundings. Where was he? What is he doing here?...

Private: [Confused] "Where am I?"
Skipper: [Happy] "Welcome back, young Private!"
Private: "What?"
Kowalski: "We were so worried…"
Rico: "Im maka cake ('I made a cake')!"
Private: "Worried about what?"
Skipper: "Aren’t 你 hurt, soldier?"
Private: "Hurt?" [Tries to walk] "Ow!"
Skipper: "Rico! Give him some Walking sticks!"
Rico: "Idunnohave! ('I don’t have')!"
Skipper: "Kowalski?"

Kowalski takes out two Crutches out of his lab and...
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I have writer's block everybody! For many reasons actually...

First... I'm tired from everyday swimming practice, then my cat died, then my aunt and Grandmother are visiting us and then this song is STUCK INSIDE MY HEAD!

So... I made this to clear some of my writer's block...

Sorry to those who are waiting for the 下一个 chapter of 'Dimensional Penguins', but I just can't write ANYTHING! D:<

Heres the link to the song:

link

Anyways, here is the song w/ a story! :D

=^_^=
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Skipper and Julien both dated Marlene, they loved her so much they were willing...
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Skipper added "Woah, woah, Private relax, it's not real, like what Kowalski said, it's just a prank, just don't believe everything 你 hear, right Rico?", "Yup" Rico said.

"Hmmm I guess 你 guys are right, I'm just scaring myself silly" I responded, chuckling. That night, I was busy cleaning up my bunk when I attempted to play the scary ring tone. Soon enough after that, I canceled the sound and proceeded to my bunk. Though scared, I was even 更多 curious if the sound file was just really a prank 或者 an evidence to a real murder, either way I can't prove anything. I was thinking of homicide,...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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