马达加斯加的企鹅 Article: The Penguins of Reality TV Part 4

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posted by RockOnPoM

*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd 你 wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't 你 want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine! 更多 pranking for me!
*In The Morning*
Skipper: *YAWN* Ringtail? What happened to you?
*Julien is shown all beatin up*
Julien: They woke up.....
Skipper: See? What did I tell you?
Kowalski: Morning, Skipper.
Rico, Private and Marlene: Morning!
Skipper: Well, looks like everyone's up. Lets get to Gravin.
*Team PoM goes outside and sees everyone already sitting*
Dudley: Hey! It's the squirrel!
Julien: Squirrel?? 你 have to be kidding!
Gravin: Now, now. Let's settle down. Why dont we get to our competition now?
*The screen changes to a room in which Skipper is in*
Skipper: Umm..... Gravin? What is this place?
Gravin: It's the new confession room.
Skipper: Confession room? What are 你 suppose to do in here?
Gravin: I dunno.... confess?
Skipper: Okay...... so...... Trix Rabbit, if you're watching this..... I 偷了 you're Trix Cereal.
Trix Rabbit: I KNEW IT!
*Back to the bonfire*
Gravin: Today's challenge: Grab the batch of bananas from the 最佳, 返回页首 of Mount. Verytallmountain.
Marlene: There's a mountain called Verytallmountain? Figures.... the names here are worst than Kowalski's invention names....
*Flashback*
Kowalski: Skipper! I finished the Toastomatic4000!
Skipper: Kowalski, let me ask 你 a question.... i'm curious about this.... has there ever been a 1000? 或者 2000? 或者 3000? 或者 even 1?
Kowalski: No.....
Skipper: Then why call it 4000?
*Kowalski Shrugs*
Skipper: Okay then. The new name is "Toaster".
Kowalski: Fine.....
*Flashback ends*
Po: So we're suppose to climb a mountain? Big deal. I can do it in my sleep.
*Thought begins*
Po is shown sleep walking to the 最佳, 返回页首 of a mountain.
Po: Must.... get.... dumplings.....
*Thought ends*
Po: Yeah.....
Gravin: Alright. Go!
Skipper: Rico! Climbing gear!
Rico: BLEGH!
Skipper: Alright. Commence operation, "Race To The Top"! Go! Go! Go!
*The penguins begin to climb*
Marlene: Uh.... what about us?
Julien: Do not worry, Marlene! I climbed lots of fantastical trees in Madagascar! If I can climb trees, I can climb mountains!
Marlene: Are 你 sure?
Julien: Sure! I mean, I do have a valcano that's sort of LIKE a mountain....
Marlene: If 你 say so. Let's go.
Up the top....
Skipper: We're almost there! Don't stop moving, men!
Private: Skipper! I'm slipping!
Skipper: Hang on tight, young Private!
Private: 你 know I'm not as young as 你 think...
Skipper: Don't 你 remember The Forth of July Party?
*Flashback*
Polar Bear: Welcome to the extreme Forth of July.
*Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico go in*
*Just as Private is about to enter.....*
Polar bear: Eh.... you're not old enough to go inside, Private. Go to the other party 下一个 door.
Mort: Hi penguin!
Private: Uh.... hi Mort....
Mort: I like fudge!
Private: Do 你 now.....
*Flashback ends*
Private: Whatever.
Kowalski: Rain!! Skipper! We're gonna have to rest here!
Skipper: Fine. Gravin did say we could camp out if it starts raining. Rico, tent!
Rico: YAH YAH! BLEGH!
Private: Wow Rico, what can't 你 regergitate?
*Rico has a flashback*
Skipper: Okay, Rico. Looks like we're done here. 你 can regergitate the Statue of Liberty now.
Rico: Okay! BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
*The Statue of Liberty comes out of Rico's mouth*
Skipper: Wow..... awkward.....
*Flashback ends*
Kowalski: Uh oh, something just occured to me.... where are Marlene and Julien?
Somewhere in the mountain......
*Marlene is shown on Julien's back*
Marlene: Come on, Julien! Put you're back into it!
Julien: ARGH! Marlene! What have 你 been eating?
Marlene: Oh! Well, since 你 asked..... I had a sandwhich in the middle of the night.... in the morning I had a Sloppy Joe..... oh! And I had 鱼 bites for snack!
Julien: That is not what I meant....... wait... did 你 say 你 had Sloppy Joe for breakfast?
Marlene: Yeah... so what? 你 can't 问题 an Otter's way of eating.
Julien: Eh.....
[To Be Continued]

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ImAnEasel XD I love the way these chapters never go downhill!

27Kowalski LMAO Toastomatic4000 LOL XD

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 5.

posted by CuteCuddly

I open my eyes, blinking away the sleep. I stare at a stone ceiling for a moment, before remembering Rico had made me a bunk.

I turn onto my side at look around the HQ. I hear snores and sleepy murmers from near-by, suggesting the rest were still asleep. I slide out of bed, my eyelids feeling heavy. I rub my eyes to remove the sleep still lingering in them.

I finally feel 更多 awake and decide to have another early morning swim. I softly make my way to the door and slip silently out.

I streach and yawn, as the rising sun beams down on my feathers, making them shiny in the light. I hear a sound...

Shipwrecked chapter 4

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning.

Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.

Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?

Skipper: I saw something it looks like a 船, 小船 it maybe our last chance to be rescued!

Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the 船, 小船 stop and its turning towards us!

Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!

someone on the 船, 小船 was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the 船, 小船 in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.

on the boat.

Skipper: when did 你 learn to speak Spanish Kiva?

Me: internet why?

Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.

Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.

The End

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the 船, 小船 is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the 船, 小船 into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no 食物 no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

Survival chapter 6

posted by kivamarie

The 下一个 mourning it was about to take a turn for the worst.

Skipper: (wakes up) boy I slept well last night (looks at me) aw and I bet my pal slept well last night too. well time for us to keep on going to find the cure for 你 (puts my hand on his shoulder).

and so me and skipper continue to find the cure. just then i woke up.

Me (ill): (wakes up) ugh hi skipper.

Skipper: oh mourning Kiva.

me and skipper talk for a while when they heard something.

Me (ill): (scared) skipper what was that?

Skipper: I don't know Kiva but it could be another wild animal Kiva get something out of your backpack.

so I...

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I am in the PoM World.

posted by CuteCuddly

Ok, chapter three. Hope 你 enjoy.

I wake up before even Skipper. I turn over to look at the four, sleeping penguins. I smile. Private, on the 秒 lowest bunk, is cuddling his lunacorn as close to his chest as possible. I frown. I makes me think of my favourite stuffed toy back home. (yes, I'm 12 and I sleep with stuffed toys sometimes) Half way around the world.

I get off the floor and wander around the HQ, trying to figure out what to do. I'm normally hungry as soon as I wake up, but I'm not. Then again, this isn't normal. I look at the clock. It's five am, 或者 as Skipper would say, 0500...

Survival chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the 下一个 mourning I still feel sick and ill and i didn't get any sleep last night.

Me (ill): ugh oh man i didn't sleep well last night and I'm still sick and ill from the dirty water I drank yesterday (tries to get up but i fell on the ground) ugh i still feel sick I can't get up because of the dirty water i drank i still feel sick and ill and now I'm starting to feel weak. ugh if I don't do something quick I'm going to die 或者 worse (still sick stays calm) ugh stay calm Kiva I promise myself that will survive and will stay alive. I'll try my best to stay awake and not close my eyes. ugh (feels...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 4 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

Slowly, the world around the 4 birds clear again and before they realized what was happening they were in the jungle!
As far as they can see, only green!
"What the ...?" Skipper stopped when he saw where they were.
"Wow!" Kowalski was amazed.
"Lara has done it." Called Private.
"Thank you." Suddenly, Lara's voice came from above.
The four looked up, but there was nothing else than to see a beautiful blue sky.
"You can not see me, 你 are in the trailer, remember?"
"We know that!" Skipper shouted angrily.
"Well, then I tell 你 now what 你 have to do here."
"Then begin!" Kowalski shouted.
"You work together...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 7: THE ZOO!!!!

posted by andresandru

"We woke up, felling dizzy, I just could barly stand up in four, then I saw her, yelly was right above us, death, the black over-grown badger, was behind us, as she turned in a circle.

I was trying to find where were we, but I didnt want to make yelly atack e with death, since I've never defeted her, I still acted dizzy, moving from one place to another, like if I was.....was......whats the word?"

"Sladish, annoying, drunk?" Private said, looking angrily at Skipper, he knew the real deal with this

"RIGHT! druk, like if I was drunk, she eventually discovered my trick, since evryone else was standing...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat 下一个 to him, looking at the view of the dry 甜点 beyond the oasis island. After a while she 说 lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that 你 miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

The Little Door Part 4

posted by Saracuda

"Skipper!" Liberty gasped. She picked up the limp 企鹅由 his scruff and carried him into the cave. She lay him down on her 床, 床上 of leaves and trotted to the other end of the cave to start a warm 火, 消防 in the fireplace. Skipper didn't stir.
"Don't worry Libby. He's just exhausted."
she told herself.
A bright blaze roared to life and warmed the now bright cave. Suddenly Skipper's foot twitched and he rolled over, mumbling something inaudible.
Liberty stepped closer to try to hear it.
She realized he was talking in his sleep.
"Libby..Libby, where are you? What were 你 doing there? Where's the key.."...

The Little Door Part 3

posted by Saracuda

It was dark when the team returned from a mission. They were exhausted though Skipper tried to hide it. In spite of himself he realized he was swaying on his feet. Private let loose a wide yawn and Kowalski kept falling alseep standing up AND walking at the same time. Rico snored every so often, his head hanging on his shoulder like a pillow.
The penguins half climbed, half fell down the ladder and collapsed onto their bunks. But their sweet imediate dreams were short-lived. Suddenly the alarm blared and four groggy penguins hobbled into a weak defensive position.
A cloaked figure of a four-legged...

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Switched Part 3

posted by skipper12a

So here's the 3rd chapter of my little mix-up... Enjoy!
Chapter 3: A secret is too much for three
(all three exit Kowalski’s lab)
SK: So… Did 你 fix whatever it is 你 have to fix 或者 will it blow up and destroy the whole world?
SH: Yes. And none of my inventions have ever blown up the world, 或者 even come close to blowing it up, unlike Kowalski for instance.
PR(Kowalski): Hey! Oops. (covers beak)
KW(Private): (coughs) Um… My inventions don’t blow up, it’s just a… Uh…
SH: (whispers)
KW(Private): Oh, yes! A discharge of excess energy!
PR(Kowalski): (mumbling) No it’s not.
SK: Oh, really?...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 4

posted by SkippX101

"AHHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Marlene as her and Skipper were dragged through the air 由 the grappling-gun, she was holding onto Skipper with all her might(basically squeezing the life out of him). "A...little...to TIGHT Marlene" Skipper gasped as they got nearer and nearer towards the aeroplane wing."Sorry!!! Ok lets get the suction-cups and the force-field machiney-thing out" Marlene yelled to be heard over the sound of the wind, Skipper held onto her a she got the suction-cups out of her backpack (they were just toilet-plungers) and kowalski's invention. They both landed on the aeroplanes wing,...

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the family of Skipper chapter 1: a horrible midnight

posted by andresandru

"Mom!" Skipper shouted while sleep, the team got scared and woke up, they saw how Skipper moved and shoook like crazy, while he mumbled things, they were to low to hear, except for some shouts

"Dad!" Marlene, Arlene and Mandy woke up, they ran to Skipper's habitat, they also saw how Skipper shook like crazy.

"cousin!! miserable fools! nooo!" the shouts were harder and harder, they woke up the whole zoo, everyone reunited, even the lemurs, but thanks to Arlene, Julien didn't woke up the crazy sleeper.

"no, no, NO!! MUST... AVENGE!!!!" he shouted, then, for surprise of all, he woke up, he turned...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

Hope 你 guys like this! its my first story. And i hope it does justice for Skilene!

Its a beautiful morning in Centeral Park zoo.All the 动物 are still asleep...Exept for Marlene who has woken up extra early to check her calender. "Yes! One 更多日 until my birthday!" ,she thought, almost screeming out loud. "Hey i wonder if the guys are up ye-", but her thoughts were interrupted 由 the sound of an army trumpet going off. "Yup, their up" she said. WJumping over he habitats wall.

"Up and adam BOYS!!!", yelled Skipper, putting down the trumpet. "Ay Skipper", moaned Kowalski. "Yes sir!",...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 5

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: Wake up!
Kowalski: Huh??
Marlene: Skipper, it's like 3 in the morning!
Skipper: Exactly! That way we can beat the other teams before they can even wake up!
Private: Aww.... I couldn't get any sleep last night..... Rico was Sleep-regergitating again....
*Flashback*
Rico: BWEGH! BLEGH! BLAGH!
*Rico barfs out weapons and what-not*
Rico: BWAGH!
*Rico spits out a radio and a heavy metal song comes on*
Private: Oh come on!
*flashback ends*
The penguins, Marlene and Julien are seen at the 最佳, 返回页首 of the mountain.
Rico: Look!
Private: It's the 香蕉 tree! But... who's that?
Skipper: Po?? What are 你 doing...

Pengulla Part 3: Commando

posted by thecrazygeinus

Skipper, E, and Rico headed back to the HQ.

“Where is Kowalski and the other guy?” E asked. She regretted not getting a formal introduction in.

“Kowalski wanted to stare at the stars and watch some ‘meteor shower’ and Private is on recon duty.”

“I forgot that 淋浴 was tonight. I it his first recon shift?” E inquired.

“Second. The first time around he had filled up on Winkies.” Skipper answered. E laughed.

“Poor fool” Her stomach grumbled. She opened watch’s storage compartment. E had shrunk down a hot 浓情巧克力 packet and placed it within the watch to be enlarged and...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 4: 嘿 Neighbor!

posted by Lexii23

Julien: *bursts into 企鹅 HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand 你 to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 7: Funeral and Stories

posted by BirdG

Funeral and Stories

In the afternoon, Mason and Phil came back. They had gone to the edge of the forest where Marlene had found Private and now, they carried a bunch of white linen with them.

°.

They buried Kowalski in the light of sundown. They had dug a grave not far away from the oak; underneath some young birches, lowering their thin greened branches sadly over the dark stone, which Burt had dragged here as a grave stone. It was unshaved but deep grey and it did its sad effect…

The group of 动物 stood around the hole and looked down. The chimpanzees, Marlene and Maurice had wrapped Kowalski's...

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Chronic Zombiism FOR REAL, THIS TIME! (a POM scary fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are 你 doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)...