The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."
Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…
Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"
Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his 老友记 tied up. But they were 表演 strange…
Private: [Relieves] "Guys, I was so worried about you!"
Kowalski: [Glares at Private] "Grraahh!!!"
Private: "Huh? Kowalski?"
Rico: "Grrruuhhh!!!"
Kowalski: "Sorry, I didn't mean to… Grraaaawww!!!"
Skipper: "Get out of here Soldier, before they…" [Growls at Private] "Raaahhh!!!"
Private: [Confused] "What’s going on Skipper?"
Skipper: "We are… Grraahh… Mutating into Yetis!"
Private: "Oh no! I’ll untie 你 in no time!"
Skipper: "No… Grraahh... Don’t come any closer to us. We’re dangerous now. Go save yourself!"
Private: [Worries] "Why?"
Kowalski: "The Germs… Ah! We have been infected with the Yetis' Contagious… Grraahh!!!"
Private turns around. A group of Yetis were standing behind him. Eeek! They all stretch out there arms to grab Private (Like how Zombies walk)…
Private: "What have 你 done to my friends?"
Yeti 1: "We are mutating them into Yetis."
Private: "Why would 你 do that?"
Yeti 1: [Angry] "Grraahh!!! We are Doomed to Extinction."
Private: "So?"
Yeti 2: "So, we want to Repopulate this Mountain with Yetis once again!"
Private: "And how would 你 possibly do that?"
Yeti 3: "We’ll spread some our contagious germs on you, just like we did to your friends."
Private: [Gasps] "No!"
Yeti 1: "Come, 加入 us!"
Private: [Backs away and screams] "Never!"
Private had to get out of this place. But he couldn’t leave his 老友记 there. He had no choice!
He runs to get out of the Yeti-infested Cave, followed 由 the chasing Yetis. Unfortunately, a Yeti blocks the Entrance of the Cave, preventing him from getting out…
Private: [Nerves chill] "Oh, now I’ll never get out!"
The other Yetis, who were chasing Private, finally manage to grab him. They all prepare to spread their germs through Saliva…
Private: [Screams] "No! Noooooooo!!!"
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Skipper: "Private! Wake up! Why are 你 screaming?"
Private: [Opens his eyes] "Gah!"
Private wakes up and looks at his surroundings. He was in the HQ.
What could this mean? Was it all just a Horrible Dream? Yup! It was!
Skipper: [Comforts him] "Easy, Soldier! Easy!"
Private: [Hugs Skipper] "Oh, you’re okay!"
Skipper: [Raises eyebrow] "…?"
Private: "I had a Nightmare!"
Skipper: "What did 你 see?"
Private: "There were Yetis chasing me! And… and I…"
Skipper: [Giggles] "Calm down, Private! All 你 saw is an 'Abominable Snowman'. It was just a bad dream!"
Kowalski: "Yes, and 你 were screaming so Loud to wake all of us!"
Private: [Embarrassed] "Oh, sorry about that! [Thinks] Whew! Thank Goodness it was only a dream!
Skipper: "It’s a good thing 你 did it anyway! We’re gonna be late!"
Private: "Late for what?"
Kowalski: "You know, the Himalayan Mountain Vacation!"
Skipper: “Oh, right! Let’s 移动 out, gentlemen!"
Skipper, Kowalski and Rico start getting their things ready. Private thinks deeply for a moment…
Skipper: "What are 你 sitting here for, Soldier? We’ll be late!"
Private: "Well, actually Skipper. I don’t think I want to spend the Vacation in the Himalayan Mountains anymore."
Kowalski: [Looks at Private] "Why?"
Private: [Lies] "I… just changed my mind!"
His 老友记 stare at him in surprise. Wasn’t he the one who was excited about going there? What happened to him now?
Private: [Looks at his friends’ confused faces] "What? We can go to Brazil!"
Private didn’t care about that place anymore. Even though, it was all a Nightmare, he now believes that Yetis will turn out to be Real someday!
*The End…
Conner Kenway vs. Skipper
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.
Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team 企鹅 who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.
Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.
Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 你 took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your 老友记 At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See 你 on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 你 took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your 老友记 At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See 你 on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's 爱情 has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of 你 日 and night
In my 心 there is no that is second
You'll always be the 苹果 of my eye
I'll 搜索 the world
Near and far then high and low
My 爱情 will show
Just to hold 你 gently
Don't want to let 你 go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With 爱情 and Science
I am deeply torn 由 desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper 说 " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my 爱情 has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
或者 gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's 爱情 has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of 你 日 and night
In my 心 there is no that is second
You'll always be the 苹果 of my eye
I'll 搜索 the world
Near and far then high and low
My 爱情 will show
Just to hold 你 gently
Don't want to let 你 go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With 爱情 and Science
I am deeply torn 由 desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper 说 " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my 爱情 has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
或者 gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every 日 u 冲床 a 狐猴
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head 首页
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex 迷失 her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU 迷失 YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask 问题 Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head 首页
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex 迷失 her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU 迷失 YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask 问题 Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
