[b] Let me make this clear, this is a PARODY of all the crazy amounts of OC's on this site. If I missed your OC, sorry. I did the best I could. [b]
Skipper and Marlene were walking in the zoo one day. A brown 獭, 水獭 ran 由 in the direction of the Lemur's habitat. "Hi, Brandon!" Skipper called him out. Brandon yelled hi, not once looking back. Skipper and Marlene kept on walking. Four little 动物 were running in a straight line behind him.
“Eggy, Peanut, Marshal, Buttons…” Marlene counted. Skipper looked over to her.
“I’m going to get some of Private’s 爱情 Smoothies out of the HQ.” he said. Marlene just smiled, and watched as he crawled into the base. It took him a few minutes, but he managed to squeeze his way down into the hole.
Inside, Skipper was having a hard time breathing. This was NOT an exaggeration. There were penguins (and a few other animals) EVERY WHERE. Skipper shoved his way past hundreds of the chatting OC’s. Finally he just gave up and called out for Private.
“Over here, Skippa!” came the reply to his left. Skipper threw two intellectual-looking penguins having with blue-rimmed glasses. One had a red headband, the other a blue ponytail. Private turned around from his 冰沙, 思慕雪 machine. “Hey, where’d Icicle and MixMaster go?” He asked.
Skipper just shrugged. “Thanks for the smoothies, Private!” He shouted over the roar of the room. Skipper headed back into the black and white.
He managed to swim his way through to the other side. Once over there, he looked down at his empty flipper. Somewhere along the way, he had dropped one of the Smoothies. Ah, well, it wasn’t that big of a loss. They could always share. 或者 she could just have it, it didn’t matter either way. Skipper poked his head out of the hidden lair.
He gasped in horror at the sudden scene before him. Marlene was roped between two poles, creating a badly made sacrifice/worship altar. Hundreds of 动物 – mostly Otters, all of them fanboys – were kneeling. All of them chanted her name in a synchronized rhythm. Tiki torches were lit all around.
“Sweet Merian Cooper!” exclaimed Skipper “What’s going on?” Immediately, all the 动物 in the crowd stood up and turned to face him.
“Oh, bugger.” Skipper ran over their heads, jumping from 企鹅 to 獭, 水獭 to 狼 and others. He leapt up onto the stage with a frontwards flip, and sliced Marlene’s bonds before she could even see him. He grabbed her arm and jumped over the back of the ‘altar’. The hundreds of fanboys created a massive tidal wave after the two of them, with shouts and cries of “Die SKILENE!” and “She’s MIIIIINE!!” filling the air.
Skipper held Marlene Bridal style, using the heads of their ‘fans’ to jump dramatically in SLOW MOTION! over the Zoo walls. The wave of 动物 crashed against the brick, leaving the hundreds of fanboys screaming in pain and vengeance.
Skipper and Marlene stumbled on the grass. They got up, and brushed each other off. “Well, that was weird.” Marlene said. Skipper nodded in agreement. The two of them watched as Kowalski ran by, tons of 粉丝 girls nipping at his heels. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” He screamed, narrowly missing being tripped 由 a lunatic with black hair sticking everywhere.
“Should we help him?” asked Marlene “They’ve been going at it for days.”
“Naaaah, let them go, he needs the exercise from his 糖果 Binge Tuesday.” Skipper replied nonchalantly.
Suddenly Crates started falling from the Sky. “We have 更多 pressing concerns right now, Marlene!”
He yelled, the two of them running from the bombs of wood and staples. 动物 swarmed out of the crates. “Hi! We’re new here!” they chanted.
“How weird is this 日 going to get?!?” Skipper yelled at no one in particular. Crates exploded left and right, falling out of nowhere from the sky.
“I hope there’s a logical explanation for this!” Marlene yelled over the crashing sounds.
As they ran, the ground started shaking.
“Oh, now what is this?!” The Skipper, fully frustrated, yelled in anger. The ground cracked open, and a human hand clinged to the earth… about as big as a human. Its nails were painted pink, and looked dainty, even if they were as big as Bada 或者 Bing. The entire form pulled itself out of the ground, looking ‘sweetly’ at Skipper and Marlene.
“I UNDERSTAND YOUUUUU!” It roared. “I – HELP! ME VERY GOOD HUMAN! PENGUINS GOOD! I SPEAK AM-IMALS-MIM!!!”
“What the heck is that?!” Marlene asked in terror.
“Well, it appears to be a giant human…”
“RUN!”
“Shouldn’t we have woken up 由 now?” Skipper
thought aloud
“WHAT?! What are 你 talking about?” Marlene asked confusedly
“Well, none of this would happen in real life… surely it’s all just a dream!”
“Makes sense!” Marlene agreed
“ There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home!!” They chanted, just as the giant’s hand came upon them, and everything went black.
0.o.0.o.0.o.0
Skipper woke up in his bunk. He jumped out of bed, slamming his head on the concrete above him. He groaned in agony as he fell onto the floor. He shook himself off and looked at the bunk. They were all empty! Where was everybody?
Sunlight streamed in through a crack in the fishbowl entrance. Was it daytime already? Why didn’t they wake him?! He climbed up into the sun to find his three recruits huddled over a small feathery mass.
“Awwww!” 说 Kowalski “A-gootchie gootchie goo!”
Private giggled as the little 企鹅 smiled.
“What’s going on here, men?” Skipper asked.
“Sorry, Skipper. But this is our new roommate, Michael! Isn’t he ADORABLE?” Private explained
Memories of the last night’s nightmare passed through his mind.
“Noooooo!” he cried out, giving little baby 企鹅 Michael a 迅速, 斯威夫特 kick out of Rico’s flippers, and all the way out of Central Park. “My car!” a voice cried out.
“That looks like fun!” Mort grabbed Julien’s feet, and soon he was following the projected path of Michael.
"Today, we're going to learn how to defend ourselves from our fans..." Starte Skipper, 表演 like nothing had happened.
Skipper and Marlene were walking in the zoo one day. A brown 獭, 水獭 ran 由 in the direction of the Lemur's habitat. "Hi, Brandon!" Skipper called him out. Brandon yelled hi, not once looking back. Skipper and Marlene kept on walking. Four little 动物 were running in a straight line behind him.
“Eggy, Peanut, Marshal, Buttons…” Marlene counted. Skipper looked over to her.
“I’m going to get some of Private’s 爱情 Smoothies out of the HQ.” he said. Marlene just smiled, and watched as he crawled into the base. It took him a few minutes, but he managed to squeeze his way down into the hole.
Inside, Skipper was having a hard time breathing. This was NOT an exaggeration. There were penguins (and a few other animals) EVERY WHERE. Skipper shoved his way past hundreds of the chatting OC’s. Finally he just gave up and called out for Private.
“Over here, Skippa!” came the reply to his left. Skipper threw two intellectual-looking penguins having with blue-rimmed glasses. One had a red headband, the other a blue ponytail. Private turned around from his 冰沙, 思慕雪 machine. “Hey, where’d Icicle and MixMaster go?” He asked.
Skipper just shrugged. “Thanks for the smoothies, Private!” He shouted over the roar of the room. Skipper headed back into the black and white.
He managed to swim his way through to the other side. Once over there, he looked down at his empty flipper. Somewhere along the way, he had dropped one of the Smoothies. Ah, well, it wasn’t that big of a loss. They could always share. 或者 she could just have it, it didn’t matter either way. Skipper poked his head out of the hidden lair.
He gasped in horror at the sudden scene before him. Marlene was roped between two poles, creating a badly made sacrifice/worship altar. Hundreds of 动物 – mostly Otters, all of them fanboys – were kneeling. All of them chanted her name in a synchronized rhythm. Tiki torches were lit all around.
“Sweet Merian Cooper!” exclaimed Skipper “What’s going on?” Immediately, all the 动物 in the crowd stood up and turned to face him.
“Oh, bugger.” Skipper ran over their heads, jumping from 企鹅 to 獭, 水獭 to 狼 and others. He leapt up onto the stage with a frontwards flip, and sliced Marlene’s bonds before she could even see him. He grabbed her arm and jumped over the back of the ‘altar’. The hundreds of fanboys created a massive tidal wave after the two of them, with shouts and cries of “Die SKILENE!” and “She’s MIIIIINE!!” filling the air.
Skipper held Marlene Bridal style, using the heads of their ‘fans’ to jump dramatically in SLOW MOTION! over the Zoo walls. The wave of 动物 crashed against the brick, leaving the hundreds of fanboys screaming in pain and vengeance.
Skipper and Marlene stumbled on the grass. They got up, and brushed each other off. “Well, that was weird.” Marlene said. Skipper nodded in agreement. The two of them watched as Kowalski ran by, tons of 粉丝 girls nipping at his heels. “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!” He screamed, narrowly missing being tripped 由 a lunatic with black hair sticking everywhere.
“Should we help him?” asked Marlene “They’ve been going at it for days.”
“Naaaah, let them go, he needs the exercise from his 糖果 Binge Tuesday.” Skipper replied nonchalantly.
Suddenly Crates started falling from the Sky. “We have 更多 pressing concerns right now, Marlene!”
He yelled, the two of them running from the bombs of wood and staples. 动物 swarmed out of the crates. “Hi! We’re new here!” they chanted.
“How weird is this 日 going to get?!?” Skipper yelled at no one in particular. Crates exploded left and right, falling out of nowhere from the sky.
“I hope there’s a logical explanation for this!” Marlene yelled over the crashing sounds.
As they ran, the ground started shaking.
“Oh, now what is this?!” The Skipper, fully frustrated, yelled in anger. The ground cracked open, and a human hand clinged to the earth… about as big as a human. Its nails were painted pink, and looked dainty, even if they were as big as Bada 或者 Bing. The entire form pulled itself out of the ground, looking ‘sweetly’ at Skipper and Marlene.
“I UNDERSTAND YOUUUUU!” It roared. “I – HELP! ME VERY GOOD HUMAN! PENGUINS GOOD! I SPEAK AM-IMALS-MIM!!!”
“What the heck is that?!” Marlene asked in terror.
“Well, it appears to be a giant human…”
“RUN!”
“Shouldn’t we have woken up 由 now?” Skipper
thought aloud
“WHAT?! What are 你 talking about?” Marlene asked confusedly
“Well, none of this would happen in real life… surely it’s all just a dream!”
“Makes sense!” Marlene agreed
“ There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home, There’s no place like home!!” They chanted, just as the giant’s hand came upon them, and everything went black.
0.o.0.o.0.o.0
Skipper woke up in his bunk. He jumped out of bed, slamming his head on the concrete above him. He groaned in agony as he fell onto the floor. He shook himself off and looked at the bunk. They were all empty! Where was everybody?
Sunlight streamed in through a crack in the fishbowl entrance. Was it daytime already? Why didn’t they wake him?! He climbed up into the sun to find his three recruits huddled over a small feathery mass.
“Awwww!” 说 Kowalski “A-gootchie gootchie goo!”
Private giggled as the little 企鹅 smiled.
“What’s going on here, men?” Skipper asked.
“Sorry, Skipper. But this is our new roommate, Michael! Isn’t he ADORABLE?” Private explained
Memories of the last night’s nightmare passed through his mind.
“Noooooo!” he cried out, giving little baby 企鹅 Michael a 迅速, 斯威夫特 kick out of Rico’s flippers, and all the way out of Central Park. “My car!” a voice cried out.
“That looks like fun!” Mort grabbed Julien’s feet, and soon he was following the projected path of Michael.
"Today, we're going to learn how to defend ourselves from our fans..." Starte Skipper, 表演 like nothing had happened.
Alex:sheesh I never knew that this room had lots of art things
Skipper:what do 你 mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are 你 saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well 你 are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting 你 guys
Kolwaski:yes it was 你 are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write 评论 for all my chirstmas story
Skipper:what do 你 mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are 你 saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well 你 are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting 你 guys
Kolwaski:yes it was 你 are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write 评论 for all my chirstmas story
marlene:I don't know if 你 can hear me 或者 if your even there I don't know if 你 would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to 你 still I see your face and wonder were 你 once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth 显示 them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to 你 still god help the outcasts 或者 nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for 爱情 I can poses,I ask for god and his 天使 to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat 由 but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for 爱情 I can poses,I ask for god and his 天使 to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat 由 but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood
Kowalski is in his lab fixing a project. A beautful 企鹅 name Macy. She do science and she can sing. she come up in his lab."Hey Kowalski." 说 Macy. "Hey Macy." 说 Kowalski. "I got to tell 你 something." 说 Macy. "What is it Macy?" 说 Kowalski. Want to go walk with me at the central park?" 说 Macy. "Sure." 说 Kowalski. So they are going to walk at the central park. "Kowalski? I got to tell 你 something?" 说 Macy. "What is it Macy?" 说 kowalski. Macy is so shy to tell him but she going to say it. "I 爱情 you." 说 Macy.