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posted by Icicle1penguin
Icicle's log.
1400 hrs.

Well. Back again! It turns out, word that Skipper was "Incapacitated" somehow got to penguinHQ. Someone who claims to be Skipper's leader 或者 something found his way here to check up on him. Kowalski looked extremely nervous despite the fact he was trying his very best to stay calm. Eh. 

I hope Mr...Tank won't mind that Rico tied Skipper up in duct tape! Heheh...

Waaaaait. Where'd he go?

<*> * <*> * <*>

"Escaping from a duct tape cocoon, Eh?" 说 Tank as he held the remains in his flipper. "Impressive, but I've seen trainees do that..." He walked around to check on their HQ.

Icicle looked at her teammates, all looking very nervous. "Why are 你 guys so nervous?" she asked them.

"THAT'S General Tank!" 说 Private. "Everyone tells me that he's the general of...What's the place called again?"

"Classified," 说 Kowalski. "The point is we can't let Skipper look bad in front of him." He nervously glanced at Tank who was looking at his experiments, inventions, and other stuff. He motioned everyone to huddle up. 

Lilly whispered softly so Tank couldn't hear her, but loud enough for the team to hear. "Okay, someone has to look for Skipper! I'm assigning Sandra, Mica, Jake, and 天使 to look for--" Mica tapped her shoulder. "What?!?" Lilly said, annoyed.

"Where's Angel?" Everyone looked around for her. "Wasn't she with 你 guys to watch Skipper?" she asked the guys. 

"No," the guys replyed. "I thought she was in the bathroom." 

"Okay, so if 天使 wasn't here, she probably was with Skipper," said Sandra, "and Skipper escaped, then that means..."

"ANGEL'S AN EVIL FAIRY!" 说 Catherine. "I told you!" 

"I was going to say Skipper tied up 天使 around here...somewhere. But I guess that's an option too!" Sandra checked to see is Tank was still occupied with Kowalski's inventions. "Okay then, Catherine, take Angel's place until further notice."

"YAAY!"

Everyone hurried out of the door, leaving the boys, Icicle, Jazzy, Hannah, and Lilly in the HQ. They stood in a straight side 由 side.

Tank spotted a Lunacorn on one of the bunks and picked it up. "What's this? A plush horse?" He squeezed it tightly and Private gasped. "It doesn't even have a weapon nor dynamite in it! Who's responsible for having such a baby toy?!?" Everyone flinched when he quickly turned to them. He spotted Private who was shaking and pointed a flipper at him. "Is this yours, soldier!"

Icicle jumped in. "It's mine!...uh, sir..." she 说 quickly, snatching it from him. 

"Explain yourself cadet!" he shouted at her.

"Uh, uh...Looks disarming, doesn't it?" she 说 to him, smiling nervously. "I've been meaning to put a pocket 刀 inside it for some time...But it's hard to find a big one that will fit! Also a camera?" Deep down inside she scolded herself for making such a lame excuse. 

Tank stared at her as if anytime LASARS will shoot right out of his eyes! :O (Just kidding XD) But eventually he bought it. "Ah, rookies. Every paranoid soldier would've guessed that something was hidden in that thing if they find one in a place like this!" He chuckled and patted her head. "Well, could use some work, but I see Skipper's team is okay....Now where IS Skipper?"

"IN THE BATHROOM!" blurted out Jazmin. Kowalski slapped her in the back of the head.

"I can wait..." 说 Tank. 

"I guess that will buy us some time..." Hannah mumbled to them.

Tank spotted a baseball bat at the corner of the room. "Then again..." He stood up and walked across the room to pick up the bat. "I guess he'd be done 由 now."

Private put his flippers together. "Or not..."

"Sir, is it kinda rude to intrude on someone like that?" asked Icicle.

"In some countries, yes," he said, preparing to 摇摆, 秋千 the bat. "In other countries, it's called a "prank", which I guess is rude too, so it's a win-win!" 
Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did 你 talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of 你 as a son 你 know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask 你 something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do 你 like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is 安全 with me.”

Eve...
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Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The 秒 past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The 企鹅 laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...
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March 21, 2012
1628 hours


    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...
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The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are 你 hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those 鱼 look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of 鱼 that a 龙虾 left 下一个 to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those 鱼 Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico 说 sadly. “Then what are 你 waiting for? All 你 gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No 你 just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are 你 annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* 你 just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for 你 are not sentient. 你 just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But 你 just 说 that 你 know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: 你 lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...
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User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, 或者 thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would 你 define yourself? Are 你 yourself because of your actions, 或者 are your actions based on who 你 are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes 你 are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: 嘿 that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot:  *facepalm* 

User: Why are 你 hitting yourself?
posted by peacebaby7
2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda 说 happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He 说 in his Danish accent. "Then 由 the powers invested in me...I now pronounce 你 man and wife. 你 may 吻乐队(Kiss) your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their 老友记 stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...
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Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the 最佳, 返回页首 instead of the bottom due to everything in the 城堡 being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...
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Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! 你 make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You 说 so at the meeting! 你 didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do 你 think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to 你 talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic 音乐 can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that 音乐 playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are 你 all?"

Private:...
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posted by 27Kowalski
I don't know if 你 can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired 由 peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!



Director: Okay, for the 下一个 scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, 你 have to 吻乐队(Kiss) each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: 你 heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop 接吻 each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...
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@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

    
@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. 嘿 KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer 由 my side.. Want a round?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then 移动 back a bit because I have a lemon..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~


@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?


@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.



@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't 你 crawl into a #pantry and die already..

         
As I 说 in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do 你 realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to 设计 the blueprint!
Me: Dude, 你 seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If 你 have any other 问题 你 can ask me in the comments.)...
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Melody woke up, and looked around at her surroundings. At first she was confused, but then the events of the 前一个 日 flooded her mind. She found her long-lost brothers and they were about embark on a journey to Antarctica to rescue 说 location. She looked at the clock on the 墙 下一个 to her and saw that it was 5:00am, which meant she woke up an 小时 early. She glanced at the still-sleeping boys opposite to her and made a few hasty calculations. If she kept it short, she would be able to make it back at about roughly 6:00. She gathered her stuff(which is basically her quiver and bow,...
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Author's Note: It's been FOREVER since I continued this fanfic, hasn't it? :P Well, for those of 你 who forgot, this story is about Skipper dying and becoming a ghost, meeting William, who can hear and see him well. I hope any new readers of this story enjoy it, and like it, so enjoy the story!! :D

"I can't believe it still, it already seems like eternity, and it's only been three days, I miss him that much," whimpered Private. "Uh huh," grunted Rico with a small hint of sadness. "Remember men, he's still here with us, don't worry too badly, we'll eventually see him again once our times come,...
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Chapter 6: The ‘meeting’
Everybody was talking at the same time, so Pat had to shut them up. “Okay, could everybody please shut up?” Pat said. “Quiet! Thank you!” Mort exclaimed. “Thank 你 Mort. Okay, can everybody hear me?” Pat asked. Nobody says anything. “So, we called this meeting to tell 你 who tranquilized 你 guys.” Pat said. Kowalski started, “Okay, for the Cooper Gang and Carmelita Fox, it was Muggshot. For the Emperor Penguins and the Adelie penguin, it was the boss Skua.” Pat continued, “For the guardians and Nyra, it was the Striga.” “What? I thought...
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*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably 安全 distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and 老友记 are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....
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the 下一个 mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva 你 can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...
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posted by stlouisfan
(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his 床, 床上 and walked into the 下一个 room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his 下一个 recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...
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