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so i saw nathan in the 淋浴 today..now i know why u broke up with him
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how many women have 你 slept with fabio
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damn..nate mom's like the alcoholic easter bunny
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i'm sorry you're poor uncle lucas
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All of the above OTH Rocks |
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All of the above OTH Rocks
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i'd like to think of that as hitting u..without the hitting
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Here take the phonebook & 交叉, 十字架 out the name of every grl u havent slept with
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Dan: Nathan good news! Nathan: im adopted! |
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Dan: Nathan good news! Nathan: im adopted!
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u no rachel, i would 冲床 u in ur fake nose rite... |
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u no rachel, i would 冲床 u in ur fake nose rite now, but ud just go buy a new 1
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guess i'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a 婊子, 子
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秒 hand death flowers..thanks..shoot me now
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Hey! We prefere to be called exotic dancers
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dan and counseling..it's kind of like hannibal lector at a 沙拉 bar
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broke my cardinal rule bout sleeping w/ cheerleaders-i don't unless there's 3
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i thought water melted witches, yet here we are
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sprinklers came on 由 accident aft i tossed evth out da window-tht was on purpose
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A Fall Out Boy singer: &# 34; We 爱情 your breasts so... |
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A Fall Out Boy singer: "We 爱情 your breasts so take care of them!" (at breast c
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Dan: Anything else buggin you? Nathan: Just you!
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Brooke: stay away from me unless u want yr next... |
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Brooke: stay away from me unless u want yr 下一个 period to come out of yr nose
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don't cry rock star.. ruin your make-up
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The haley ones are hilarious too.
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