One 树 爬坡道, 小山 语录 Best sarcastic/funny quote(feel free to add others)

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dan and counseling..it's kind of like hannibal lector at a 沙拉 bar
i'd like to think of that as hitting u..without the hitting
so i saw nathan in the 淋浴 today..now i know why u broke up with him
guess i'm just a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a 婊子, 子
i'm sorry you're poor uncle lucas
broke my cardinal rule bout sleeping w/ cheerleaders-i don't unless there's 3
i thought water melted witches, yet here we are
don't cry rock star.. ruin your make-up
sprinklers came on 由 accident aft i tossed evth out da window-tht was on purpose
秒 hand death flowers..thanks..shoot me now
how many women have 你 slept with fabio
damn..nate mom's like the alcoholic easter bunny
Hey! We prefere to be called exotic dancers
Added by doyouknow
Here take the phonebook & 交叉, 十字架 out the name of every grl u havent slept with
Added by mcewen_girl
u no rachel, i would 冲床 u in ur fake nose rite...
u no rachel, i would 冲床 u in ur fake nose rite now, but ud just go buy a new 1
Added by monkeyknight
All of the above OTH Rocks
All of the above OTH Rocks
Added by mehrajanwar
Dan: Nathan good news! Nathan: im adopted!
Dan: Nathan good news! Nathan: im adopted!
Added by livelovelaugh
A Fall Out Boy singer: &# 34; We 爱情 your breasts so...
A Fall Out Boy singer: "We 爱情 your breasts so take care of them!" (at breast c
Added by frecklez623
Dan: Anything else buggin you? Nathan: Just you!
Added by Brucas4OTH
Brooke: stay away from me unless u want yr next...
Brooke: stay away from me unless u want yr 下一个 period to come out of yr nose
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 lucysmileyface posted 一年多以前
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