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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet

Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.

Tom: Hey, glad 你 could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to 显示 你 on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: 你 always choose automatic with your transmission.
Audience: *Laughing*
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. 你 don't have to shift gears. All 你 gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.

They go up to Tom's room.

Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a 秒 to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.

But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.

Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: 蜘蛛 Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are 你 sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Hello, 你 have just recieved another advertisement, brought to 你 由 Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends 你 advertisements, which can...

Annoy you
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost 你 money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every 秒 the advertisement plays.

Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send 你 a virus, which prevents 你 from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have 迷失 all faith in ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up 下一个 is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Julia and Tim were on the highway after passing the docks. Several cars were surrounding their police car.

Tim: *Spots a white car in front of them* Do my eyes deceive me, 或者 is that a 1965 Oldsmobile?
Julia: *Sees the car* You're eyes aren't playing tricks on 你 partner.
Tim: I thought so.

Episode 8: Undercover

Special Guest Stars

Candy Sunshine from Aph-Finland
Richard Rockford from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: Will 你 be heading for the classic auto 显示 on Byer Lane?
Julia: They're having a car 显示 there?
Tim: Yeah, just 由 the 火, 消防 department.
Julia: Nopony told me, but I'll be there.
Tim: Are 你 going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one 更多 day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when 你 put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of 你 trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport.

Larry: *Buying tickets*
Adrenaline: I hate the airports.
Larry: That's good, because we have to get out of here now. Our plane is going to leave soon. *Goes outside to board the plane*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Gets on the plane*
Adrenaline: *Sits down on a 座位 in the plane*
Larry: *Sitting between Adrenaline, and the window*
Adrenaline: This trip should take a while.
Larry: Honolulu isn't far away. It should only take us a few 分钟 to get there.
Adrenaline: Good thing.

Three 分钟 later.

Pilot: *Lands the plane on the runway, and stops it three hundred feet from where it landed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Frank: *Driving on a road with train tracks on it*
Julia: *Catching up to Frank*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train as he slowly gets towards the road*
Frank: *Sees the train, and drifts to the left*
Reggie: We're heading back to the freeway?
Frank: It's either that, 或者 get hit 由 the train.
Julia: *Turns left, nearly getting hit 由 the train*
Reggie: *Looks behind him* I think we 迷失 them.
Julia: *Gets on the freeway, and nearly hits a white Maserati*
Reggie: Nope. They're right behind us.
Frank: I see them. Okay, we're going off the freeway again. *Drifts to the right*
Tim:...
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Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and 你 weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until 下一个 week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see 你 all again!

Fluttershy, 彩虹 Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up...
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Sean: *Sitting 由 his fireplace in a chair, and starts to call 彩虹 Dash on his Galaxy S5*
Rainbow Dash: *At Canterlot Castle, hearing her Smartphone ring, and answers* Hello.
Sean: Dash, it's Sean. I just encountered twenty of Eggman's soldiers at my house. Contact Wind, and Master Sword, I'll be over at the 城堡 soon.
Rainbow Dash: 你 got it. *Hangs up, and starts to call Master Sword*
Wind: *Playing with his 任天堂 3DS at Master Sword's house* Why am I living with 你 again?
Master Sword: Because, of.... uhh...... Reasons!
Wind: Figures. At least it's better than living with Rainbow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the car chase from the 前一个 part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the 小马 in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 加入 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 你 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 你 get kicked out of the lobby 由 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience:...
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WARNING: This chapter and all the other chapters following, contains disturbing content.
Not for the weak of heart..

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Trixie ended up unchaining Sweetie Belle but keeping her hooves behind her back with handcuffs.

"wait.. What are 你 doing?" I asked, confusedly.

Trixie ignored me, and sat Sweetie Belle down 下一个 the trouch, still handcuffed.

Trixie grabbed the bloodstained baseball bat and went behind Sweetie Belle, 表演 like a spooky figure as much of the room was still very dark, and her purple eyes were glowing in the dark again.

"Look...
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posted by btflash
Ok, so before I begin with this, let me just be clear. This is not a hate-ish 文章 of any kind, like my last one was. If anything, this is purely academic (whlie at the same time opinionated), with one college class of critical thinking under my belt.

There's been a change in today's society, a rather interesting one at that. I've seen countless stories and news 文章 about individuals at odds with one another. Arguments, discussions, disagreements.

And today, on the wall, Canada24 expressed his discomfort at having the unpopular opinion, because "people hate him because of it."

While I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal...
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the 说 "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so 你 finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are 你 sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse 你 will.. Just ask Saten here.

Saten: ... The showers don't work.

Starlight Glimmer: To be honest. Your the first to ever use one of them.. Most of us don't 'need' showers.. But hey. Your really old, so, it makes sense..

Saten: (groans) I'm two years younger than you..

Starlight Glimmer: (laughs)...
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Source: like a bunch of people
posted by Canada24
ONE 小时 LATER

By this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her 心 racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach 你 manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw 你 were next. 你 could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, 你 keep falling alseep!.. I mean, 你 don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls...
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