posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 21: Advertisements Don't Belong On The Internet
Double Scoop was invited to Tom's house.
Tom: Hey, glad 你 could make it.
Double Scoop: Thanks. So, what are we going to do first?
Tom: Well, there is this racing game I want to 显示 你 on the internet.
Double Scoop: Oh, I'm not into racing.
Tom: Why not?
Double Scoop: Because I always have trouble shifting gears.
Tom: 你 always choose automatic with your transmission.
Double Scoop: Oh.
Tom: I think you'll like this game. 你 don't have to shift gears. All 你 gotta do, is drive, and that's all.
Double Scoop: Okay. I'm ready.
They go up to Tom's room.
Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a 秒 to get onto the website that the game is on.
Double Scoop: Alright.
Tom: *Gets onto the website, but a big advertisement appears on the screen*
Advertisement Pony: New from SeanTheHedgehog Productions, it's the Ponies On The Rails Drag Racing Playset.
Double Scoop: I hate advertisements!
Tom: No shit.
Tom: Everyone hates them. *Refreshes the page* Hopefully, that's the last one we ever see.
But he was wrong. Another advertisement appeared.
Advertisement Pony: 蜘蛛 Stallion is back. He must save Manehattan from The Sandman before things get out of hoof.
Tom: Too bad.
Tom: *Refreshes the page*
Double Scoop: Are 你 sure refreshing the page gets rid of advertisements?
Tom: It's worked before, yeah. *Sees another advertisement* What the hell?!!?
Advertisement Pony: Hello, 你 have just recieved another advertisement, brought to 你 由 Spamdex.
Double Scoop: Oh no.
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex is a wonderful company that constantly sends 你 advertisements, which can...
Make your time on the internet completely useless
And cost 你 money. In fact, we collect one dollar from you, for every 秒 the advertisement plays.
Advertisement Pony: The best thing about all of this is that we can send 你 a virus, which prevents 你 from getting rid of any of the advertisements we send you. Is it illegal? Who cares? We'll do it anyway.
Advertisement Pony: Spamdex, the ultimate advertisement sender.
Tom: I give up. *Turns off his laptop*
Double Scoop: I have 迷失 all faith in ponies.
Tom: They put a virus on this thing. I need to get a new laptop. *Looks at the audience* Coming up 下一个 is Celebrity Jeopardy. Don't go away.
2 B Continued