Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were getting ready to leave Laramie in their train.

Hawkeye: *Checks coal in the tender* We have a full tender.
Metal Gloss: *Checks water gauge* We're good on water.
Hawkeye: Excellent. We can just wait for somepony in the yard to tell us when we can go, and then we'll leave.
Railroad Pony: *Arrives* Your train is good to go.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Railroad Pony: I should warn you, lots of ponies are going to be watching, and filming 你 at one of the crossings between here, and Cheyenne. Be careful, and make sure they don't get in front of your train.
Hawkeye: We'll be alright. *Blows whistle twice, rings the bell, and drives the train out of the yards*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne, Aqua Marine's train was just put back onto the rails, but they had another problem.

Mirage: When did Snowflake say Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss would get here?
Orion: She 说 sometime soon.
Aqua Marine: There's not enough room in the yards.
Orion: Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. We have your train, as well as the one Gonzo made crash into yours.
Mirage: We gotta act fast. Gonzo's train is still derailed.
Mike: *Kicks a hole through the 墙 of the caboose* What did 你 say about my bloody train?!
Aqua Marine: It's derailed.
Gonzo: Oh. Carry on.



Hawkeye: We must be famous.
Metal Gloss: We are in the last steam train running on our railway. After this, all trains will go to diesel.
Hawkeye: Our railway is making a mistake.

In Cheyenne, other mistakes were being made.

起重机 Pony: *Drunk, and moves the 起重机 arm to the right*
Orion: What are 你 doing?!!?
起重机 Pony: *Stops the crane, and falls out*
Orion: *Goes to crane*
Mirage: Are 你 sure 你 know how to operate one of those?
Orion: Trust me, if I didn't know, I wouldn't be going in. *Moves 起重机 arm up* wait, i want it to go left. *Moves the 起重机 arm right*
Mirage: Idiot.
Aqua Marine: 你 can say that again.
Mike: *Sticks his head out of the hole in the caboose* What did 你 say about me?
Mirage: I didn't.
Orion: *Gets out of crane* Forget it. 你 operate this thing Mirage.
Mirage: Don't mind if I do.

An 小时 later, the yards were back to normal, and Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss arrived in their train.

Hawkeye: *Stops train 下一个 to yard tower*
Mirage: Welcome back mates.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Metal Gloss: Thank you. *Gets out of train with Hawkeye*
Mirage: How was everything?
Hawkeye: Fine. A TV crew along with several other ponies filmed us, so we might as well 移动 to Hollywood.
Mirage: *Laughs*
Metal Gloss: I am gonna miss all of these steam engines though.
Hawkeye: Me too.
Mirage: Same here.
Pete: *Arrives* Pierce. I'm glad I caught you, and Metal Gloss. Listen, there's one steam engine we're keeping in service just for 你 two. It's engine 844.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Thanks a lot Pete.
Metal Gloss: Thank 你 very much.
Pete: No problem.
Mirage: Sounds like not all of our steam locomotives are gone then.
Hawkeye: Yeah. We kicked dieselization in the ass.

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

The Union Pacific runs short on freight cars.