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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were getting ready to leave Laramie in their train.

Hawkeye: *Checks coal in the tender* We have a full tender.
Metal Gloss: *Checks water gauge* We're good on water.
Hawkeye: Excellent. We can just wait for somepony in the yard to tell us when we can go, and then we'll leave.
Railroad Pony: *Arrives* Your train is good to go.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Railroad Pony: I should warn you, lots of ponies are going to be watching, and filming 你 at one of the crossings between here, and Cheyenne. Be careful, and make sure they don't get in front of your train.
Hawkeye: We'll be alright. *Blows whistle twice, rings the bell, and drives the train out of the yards*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne, Aqua Marine's train was just put back onto the rails, but they had another problem.

Mirage: When did Snowflake say Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss would get here?
Orion: She 说 sometime soon.
Aqua Marine: There's not enough room in the yards.
Orion: Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. We have your train, as well as the one Gonzo made crash into yours.
Mirage: We gotta act fast. Gonzo's train is still derailed.
Mike: *Kicks a hole through the 墙 of the caboose* What did 你 say about my bloody train?!
Aqua Marine: It's derailed.
Gonzo: Oh. Carry on.

 Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss passed several ponies, and a TV crew
Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss passed several ponies, and a TV crew


Hawkeye: We must be famous.
Metal Gloss: We are in the last steam train running on our railway. After this, all trains will go to diesel.
Hawkeye: Our railway is making a mistake.

In Cheyenne, other mistakes were being made.

起重机 Pony: *Drunk, and moves the 起重机 arm to the right*
Orion: What are 你 doing?!!?
起重机 Pony: *Stops the crane, and falls out*
Orion: *Goes to crane*
Mirage: Are 你 sure 你 know how to operate one of those?
Orion: Trust me, if I didn't know, I wouldn't be going in. *Moves 起重机 arm up* wait, i want it to go left. *Moves the 起重机 arm right*
Mirage: Idiot.
Aqua Marine: 你 can say that again.
Mike: *Sticks his head out of the hole in the caboose* What did 你 say about me?
Mirage: I didn't.
Orion: *Gets out of crane* Forget it. 你 operate this thing Mirage.
Mirage: Don't mind if I do.

An 小时 later, the yards were back to normal, and Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss arrived in their train.

Hawkeye: *Stops train 下一个 to yard tower*
Mirage: Welcome back mates.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Metal Gloss: Thank you. *Gets out of train with Hawkeye*
Mirage: How was everything?
Hawkeye: Fine. A TV crew along with several other ponies filmed us, so we might as well 移动 to Hollywood.
Mirage: *Laughs*
Metal Gloss: I am gonna miss all of these steam engines though.
Hawkeye: Me too.
Mirage: Same here.
Pete: *Arrives* Pierce. I'm glad I caught you, and Metal Gloss. Listen, there's one steam engine we're keeping in service just for 你 two. It's engine 844.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Thanks a lot Pete.
Metal Gloss: Thank 你 very much.
Pete: No problem.
Mirage: Sounds like not all of our steam locomotives are gone then.
Hawkeye: Yeah. We kicked dieselization in the ass.

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

The Union Pacific runs short on freight cars.
HELLO! EVERYPONY The story for this 显示 down with the evil 婊子, 子 皇后乐队 Chrysalis was epic it's amazing what the staff did with bringing the changeling army for one last time plus did everypony like that thorax was reformed Changeling ! Then in the long run we all knew that 皇后乐队 Chrysalis did not want to reform for good because she feeds on the hate of others and was born to hate everypony and others anyway let me know in my opinion if 你 liked the season finale of season 6 或者 not ?


Hopefully season 7 we get to see princess Ember become better 老友记 with spike and perhaps we will someday get the full story of the evil sirens in Equestria !
BEST:

CUPCAKES:
This story truly is my favourite creepy pasta.
I made stories of it myself.
Not only that, but the fact that 纸杯蛋糕 has some of the greastest 粉丝 视频 and 粉丝 sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready to Die/Andrew WK". Witch, according to Conan (yes, I watch Conan, deal with it, hahaha) the song was made directly for the video, same with the whole song. Guess its why most of the songs are party themed, particulary the one used for Hellsing Abridged.
Anyway.
Obviously this story two thumbs up for me.
As its "different"...
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THE MANE SIX - "HEY DISCORD 你 HAVE TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE DARK PONIES TAKE THOSE NIGHTMARES AWAY !

DISCORD-"YOU OF EVERPONY ACUSING ME YOUR FRIENDLY CHAOS GOD OF INTENTIONS I HAVE NO CONTROL OF PLUS I SMELL SOMETHING ROTTING TO THE CORE AS IF WHY WOULD ANYPONY WANT TO FRAME ME AND ALL 你 SIX PONIES HAVE BEEN FRAMED ALSO SO IF I WAS 你 TWILIGHT MAGIC, COWBOY JACK, SPARKLY AND GIGGLES PIE AND SPEEDY DASH PLUS LAST LOW VOICE SHY 或者 WHATEVER YOUR 小马 NAMES ARE ? THERE'S WORD THAT DERPY HOOVES BEEN GETTING STRANGE MAIL THAT KEEPS SAYING "YOU MUST OBEY ME EVERYPONY "! MEANWHILE IN OTHER...
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Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did 你 spend it all 啤酒 again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that 日 came and went after 你 gave yourself...
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I thought I would have 更多 ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have 更多 annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my 老友记 want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro 秒 after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are 更多 或者 less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his 老友记 in their 最喜爱的 tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose 衬衫 and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of 爱情 had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired 由 The 爱情 in the Night 由 Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, 你 heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if 你 don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank 你 for 阅读 and enjoy!

* * *

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her 城堡 in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of 爱情 craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once 你 wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and 迷失 everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported 由 EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

---

Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to 显示 你 the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As 你 all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No 更多 meat for you.
Applejack: 你 were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped 由 a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and 你 thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all 你 got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't 你 ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, 你 worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near 彩虹 Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend 由 my parents until mlp came out.your 显示 helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one 日 i can work with 你 guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are 更多 like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if 你 can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your 粉丝 AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that 彩虹 Dash?

Twi: Did 彩虹 Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. 你 don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly 彩虹 Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field 报道 on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good 日 VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why 你 got created. 你 see on surface we have a body armor/mech 或者 rather nano 《金装律师》 called 小马 Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any 小马 to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of 分钟 early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing 由 his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the 火, 消防 house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about 彩虹 Dash?
Rarity: 彩虹 Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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