I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really 爱情 shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier 由 window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone 由 the door. Speaking of the door, it opened 由 itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding 由 wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
更多 Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like 你 think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. 你 think 你 can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put 枪 away*
Sean: 你 really think 你 can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since 你 arrived to their world. 你 should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me.
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want 你 to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony 你 see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, 或者 Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do 你 know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
2 B continued
Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really 爱情 shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier 由 window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone 由 the door. Speaking of the door, it opened 由 itself from the explosion.
Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding 由 wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
更多 Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like 你 think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. 你 think 你 can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put 枪 away*
Sean: 你 really think 你 can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since 你 arrived to their world. 你 should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me.
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want 你 to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony 你 see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, 或者 Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do 你 know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.
2 B continued