小马宝莉 Article: Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 3

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really 爱情 shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier 由 window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain: merda

Suddenly, an explosion occurred. It was big, and killed everyone 由 the door. Speaking of the door, it opened 由 itself from the explosion.

Sean: *Rushes in*
Italians: *Shoots at Sean*
Sean: *Hiding 由 wall*
Italians: *getting closer on both sides*
Sean: *Shoots Italians in front of him*
Italians in front of Sean: *Die*
Italians Behind Sean: *Going slower towards him*
Sean: Hmm. *Turns around quickly, and kills italians behind him*
更多 Italian Soldiers: *Arrive* Surrender.
Sean: Ha! Like 你 think I'm going to give up that easily?
Discord: *Shows up out of nowhere* No. That's why I am going to Discord you.
Sean: *Laughing*
Discord: *Confused*
Italians: *Shrug*
Sean: Hahahaha! No way. 你 think 你 can actually Discord me? That's the best joke I've ever heard. Please, if you're going to threaten me with death, at least make it realistic. Not a joke.
Discord: That was realistic.
Italian Soldier: *Tries to shoot Sean*
Italian Captain: *Hits Soldier* Cessate il fuoco! Chiunque altro che cerca di sparare Sean sarà girato.
Italian Soldiers: *Put 枪 away*
Sean: 你 really think 你 can have me Discorded?
Discord: Oh yes. It's very easy. Everypony hear despises you. They really hated your guts since 你 arrived to their world. 你 should go back to Mobius, but first you're going to do something for me.
Sean: And who's going to make me do all that for you?
Discord: *Puts finger on Sean's head* I am.
Sean: *becoming Discorded*
Discord: Now, here is what I want 你 to do. Go to Ponyville, and kill everypony 你 see, except for Nazis, Griffons, Changelings, me, Twilight Sparkle, Robotnik, 或者 Shadow The Hedgehog.
Sean: Shadow's here. Cool.
Discord: Yes. Do 你 know what to do?
Sean: Yes sir.

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I have been discorded.

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Tom Foolery: Under The Arch Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy 显示 that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank 你 everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank 你 very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom:...

Suicide Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help 你 officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. 你 know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...

Gran Turismo Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the 可兑换, 可转换, 敞篷车 they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times 由 a blue unicorn. He gets punched one 更多 time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...

Gran Turismo Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted 由 the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting 下一个 to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...

Warbonnet Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are 你 angry at me?
Jake: 你 owe me an apology for the way 你 talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are 你 getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: 你 quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...

Warbonnet Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*

Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*

This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....

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The Importance of Being You.

posted by btflash

Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 或者 something, idk), is that this club has 迷失 its backbone. The 最近的 year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Dark Times Equestria - Act II

posted by SomeoneButNoone

My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.

Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught 由 ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.

"Who are you?"...

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Dark Times Equestria - Act I

posted by SomeoneButNoone

It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid 你 don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. 圣诞节 day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your 日 outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....

Awesome 小马 pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: 脸谱

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Project GATE Episode 7

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...

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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some 表 covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good 日 VOID. I never thought 你 will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah 你 see this. My project. 水果 of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. 你 know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But 你 know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may 移动 body 或者 stimulate brain. And this 秒 thing...

Gran Turismo Episode 12 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his 毒蛇 passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...

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New Era : Reborn Afterimage.

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful 日 huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that 日 too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. 你 know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There 你 are Stylo. I need 你 to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, 你 can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: 你 go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 120 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...

The Cops Part 18

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over 你 two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't 你 dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. 你 know Kyle Jordan? The 小马 that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...

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The Cops Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting 下一个 to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are 你 two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, 最佳, 返回页首 of the morning...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 119 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...

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蝴蝶 Effect - Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

12:32
Cafe.

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Slash - So why 你 called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do 你 mean?
Slash - If 你 make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One 狐狸 dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every 狐狸 for you!
Slash - Hm......