Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The 更多 he walked the 更多 trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a 秒 after being seen 由 Jeff.
"What did 你 say your 老友记 looked like?" Rarity asked.
"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus, two insane murderers weren't too hard to miss.
Rarity just nodded and looked around, maybe hoping to catch a glimpse of one of them.
Ben looked around for what seemed like ages, not seeing anything that looked even vaguely similar to either of them. Then he heard someone call his name.
"Ben!"
It was from the sky. Ben looked up and, sure enough, Jack was flying strait for him, but stopped before he hit him.
~~~
Jack saw a 小马 that he was sure had to be Ben. He called out the name and was greeted 由 a light green 小马 with blonde hair in a Link outfit. Yep, definitely Ben.
"Hey Jack." Ben greeted him. "Where've 你 been?"
"Looking for you, What do 你 think?" Jack responded.
"Now i guess we just have to find Jeff." Ben stated.
"Shouldn't be too hard. He'll stick out like a sore thumb in all these colors, plus, he's probably looking for us right now."
~~~
Jeff stuffed the last of his 6th batch of bagels in his mouth. "How do 你 make these?" He asked, mouth still full.
"I can't tell you." Pinkie answered with a giggle. "If i tell 你 it won't be a surprise when 你 help me make them." She giggled again.
"I would, but I can't bake." Jeff explained.
"No problem. I just need 你 to help get ingredients."
"That's all? Not much of a big help if 你 ask me."
"Oh, but it would be a HUUUUUGE help."
"Alright, but I'm poor so don't ask me to buy anything."
"That won't be a problem." Pinkie told him. "I already have most of the ingredients, I only need one more."
"And that is?" Jeff asked again.
"If I told you, 你 wouldn't be surprised." Pinkie explained again.
"Alright, I can wait." Jeff decided. "Maybe I should 搜索 for Ben and Jack." He mumbled. "Nah, They can fend for themselves for a few 更多 trays." Jeff 说 licking his lips, tracing the cut smile. "It's gonna take a lot of redrum to get rid of all these bagels."
~~~
"So you're Jack?" Rarity asked the gray pegasus.
Jack nodded. "I see You've heard about me."
"Well, I was told a few things, nothing too detailed." Rarity explained. They were back in the boutique, they had took half another 小时 searching for Jeff, and, as expected, came back with nothing. "I guess he was waiting until we could actually meet."
Ben just nodded. "Hey Jack, on a scale of 1 to horrified, how 迷失 do 你 think Jeff is right now?"
"More 迷失 then a kid in a Cocaine shop." Jack 说 laughing.
"No doubt. He gets 迷失 in the forest, how could he survive in a city?" Ben chuckled. As good a friend he was with Jeff, it was way too funny to think of him terrified.
Then they heard a crash 由 the door. Rarity opened it with her magic.
"Hi guys." It was Jeff. "I've been watching 你 this whole time."
"Why was there a crash?" Ben was almost scared to ask.
"I was on the roof looking through the windows."
"Is that even possible?" Ben asked, half sarcastically. It was Jeff, he did seemingly impossible things all the time.
"Where were you?" Jack asked. "We looked all over town."
"In a bakery. I got free bagels."
Ben sighed. "You like those things way too much."
"That's like saying 你 like Zelda way too much. Oh, wait, 你 do."
"Do not."
"You're wearing a Zelda outfit."
"It's Link, I've told 你 this before!"
"Well I'm a butterfly!" Jeff said, running around the room.
"I'm a pegasus." Jack said.
"Shut up, I'm a magical fairy named Navi!" Jeff yelled.
"You've definitely had too many bagels." Ben said.
"I wanted 更多 but they ran out of dough." Jeff explained.
"How are 你 not fat?"
"Cause I'm awesome and fabulous." Jeff said, prancing around the room like a pixie princess.
"Next thing 你 know he'll say-" Jack was cut off 由 Jeff.
"I'm the queen! THE QUEEN!"
"CALM DOWN!" Rarity yelled at all of them, mostly Jeff though.
"But I'm a derp." Jeff explained.
"Jeff, shut up, drink some 茶 to calm 你 down." Ben levitated a cup of 茶 to Jeff.
"Thank 你 gove." Jeff said, mocking a British accent.
"Yeah, yeah. Just drink the 茶 and calm yourself."
"I've been calm the whole time!" Jeff exclaimed. "You're the one who has been rude!"
"There is no 更多 to discuss Jeff." Ben said, rolling his eyes.
"I wish I could roll my eyes, but I can't, I'm Jack, the eyeless proxy of doom."
"Not 你 too." Ben sighed.
"What?" Jack asked. "I'm just playing around."
"Thank Zalgo." Ben said.
"I wasn't." 说 Jeff.
"Oh Zalgo no."
"Oh, no. I'm done now. Oh, and we need 更多 tea." 说 Jeff.
"What?" Ben checked the teapot. it was empty. "How did you...?"
"I'm special, that's how." Jeff stated proudly. "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I have a job."
"Where, the asylum?" Ben asked sarcastically.
"The bakery! I'll be making 纸杯蛋糕 tomorrow." Jeff said, his grin seemingly growing larger.
"Since when could 你 bake?" Jack asked. "You can't even 牛油, 黄油 your own bagel."
"Who says I can't learn?" Jeff asked.
"You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks." Ben said.
"Shut up Ben, I have 更多 talent than you."
"I hate 你 sometimes Jeff." Ben stated.
"I know Benny boy." Jeff said, knowing Ben hated being called 由 this nickname. "I know."
"Like right now." Ben said.
Jeff patted Bens head like a dog. "I know BUDDY."
"What did 你 say your 老友记 looked like?" Rarity asked.
"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus, two insane murderers weren't too hard to miss.
Rarity just nodded and looked around, maybe hoping to catch a glimpse of one of them.
Ben looked around for what seemed like ages, not seeing anything that looked even vaguely similar to either of them. Then he heard someone call his name.
"Ben!"
It was from the sky. Ben looked up and, sure enough, Jack was flying strait for him, but stopped before he hit him.
~~~
Jack saw a 小马 that he was sure had to be Ben. He called out the name and was greeted 由 a light green 小马 with blonde hair in a Link outfit. Yep, definitely Ben.
"Hey Jack." Ben greeted him. "Where've 你 been?"
"Looking for you, What do 你 think?" Jack responded.
"Now i guess we just have to find Jeff." Ben stated.
"Shouldn't be too hard. He'll stick out like a sore thumb in all these colors, plus, he's probably looking for us right now."
~~~
Jeff stuffed the last of his 6th batch of bagels in his mouth. "How do 你 make these?" He asked, mouth still full.
"I can't tell you." Pinkie answered with a giggle. "If i tell 你 it won't be a surprise when 你 help me make them." She giggled again.
"I would, but I can't bake." Jeff explained.
"No problem. I just need 你 to help get ingredients."
"That's all? Not much of a big help if 你 ask me."
"Oh, but it would be a HUUUUUGE help."
"Alright, but I'm poor so don't ask me to buy anything."
"That won't be a problem." Pinkie told him. "I already have most of the ingredients, I only need one more."
"And that is?" Jeff asked again.
"If I told you, 你 wouldn't be surprised." Pinkie explained again.
"Alright, I can wait." Jeff decided. "Maybe I should 搜索 for Ben and Jack." He mumbled. "Nah, They can fend for themselves for a few 更多 trays." Jeff 说 licking his lips, tracing the cut smile. "It's gonna take a lot of redrum to get rid of all these bagels."
~~~
"So you're Jack?" Rarity asked the gray pegasus.
Jack nodded. "I see You've heard about me."
"Well, I was told a few things, nothing too detailed." Rarity explained. They were back in the boutique, they had took half another 小时 searching for Jeff, and, as expected, came back with nothing. "I guess he was waiting until we could actually meet."
Ben just nodded. "Hey Jack, on a scale of 1 to horrified, how 迷失 do 你 think Jeff is right now?"
"More 迷失 then a kid in a Cocaine shop." Jack 说 laughing.
"No doubt. He gets 迷失 in the forest, how could he survive in a city?" Ben chuckled. As good a friend he was with Jeff, it was way too funny to think of him terrified.
Then they heard a crash 由 the door. Rarity opened it with her magic.
"Hi guys." It was Jeff. "I've been watching 你 this whole time."
"Why was there a crash?" Ben was almost scared to ask.
"I was on the roof looking through the windows."
"Is that even possible?" Ben asked, half sarcastically. It was Jeff, he did seemingly impossible things all the time.
"Where were you?" Jack asked. "We looked all over town."
"In a bakery. I got free bagels."
Ben sighed. "You like those things way too much."
"That's like saying 你 like Zelda way too much. Oh, wait, 你 do."
"Do not."
"You're wearing a Zelda outfit."
"It's Link, I've told 你 this before!"
"Well I'm a butterfly!" Jeff said, running around the room.
"I'm a pegasus." Jack said.
"Shut up, I'm a magical fairy named Navi!" Jeff yelled.
"You've definitely had too many bagels." Ben said.
"I wanted 更多 but they ran out of dough." Jeff explained.
"How are 你 not fat?"
"Cause I'm awesome and fabulous." Jeff said, prancing around the room like a pixie princess.
"Next thing 你 know he'll say-" Jack was cut off 由 Jeff.
"I'm the queen! THE QUEEN!"
"CALM DOWN!" Rarity yelled at all of them, mostly Jeff though.
"But I'm a derp." Jeff explained.
"Jeff, shut up, drink some 茶 to calm 你 down." Ben levitated a cup of 茶 to Jeff.
"Thank 你 gove." Jeff said, mocking a British accent.
"Yeah, yeah. Just drink the 茶 and calm yourself."
"I've been calm the whole time!" Jeff exclaimed. "You're the one who has been rude!"
"There is no 更多 to discuss Jeff." Ben said, rolling his eyes.
"I wish I could roll my eyes, but I can't, I'm Jack, the eyeless proxy of doom."
"Not 你 too." Ben sighed.
"What?" Jack asked. "I'm just playing around."
"Thank Zalgo." Ben said.
"I wasn't." 说 Jeff.
"Oh Zalgo no."
"Oh, no. I'm done now. Oh, and we need 更多 tea." 说 Jeff.
"What?" Ben checked the teapot. it was empty. "How did you...?"
"I'm special, that's how." Jeff stated proudly. "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I have a job."
"Where, the asylum?" Ben asked sarcastically.
"The bakery! I'll be making 纸杯蛋糕 tomorrow." Jeff said, his grin seemingly growing larger.
"Since when could 你 bake?" Jack asked. "You can't even 牛油, 黄油 your own bagel."
"Who says I can't learn?" Jeff asked.
"You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks." Ben said.
"Shut up Ben, I have 更多 talent than you."
"I hate 你 sometimes Jeff." Ben stated.
"I know Benny boy." Jeff said, knowing Ben hated being called 由 this nickname. "I know."
"Like right now." Ben said.
Jeff patted Bens head like a dog. "I know BUDDY."
Toothy
Pinkie pie: what are 你 doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Lola's car
"I've ruined their friendship once before. I'd rather give up my own memories than let it happen again!"
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant 或者 invisible they feel."
"There's over a million 图书 in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before 你 a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and 你 never have to see me again."
"I'm sorry too. I may have stopped being mean, but a Great and Powerful friend helped me realize I still wasn't very nice to you. Everyone matters Wallflower. No matter how insignificant 或者 invisible they feel."
"There's over a million 图书 in here."
"Princess Celestia, the last time we saw each other, I was your snide little pupil who betrayed and abandoned you.... I mean that I come before 你 a changed pony, humbly asking for forgiveness, guidance, and knowledge."
"...Or I can just go, and 你 never have to see me again."
