Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The 更多 he walked the 更多 trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a 秒 after being seen 由 Jeff.
"What did 你 say your 老友记 looked like?" Rarity asked.
"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus, two insane murderers weren't too hard to miss.
Rarity just nodded and looked around, maybe hoping to catch a glimpse of one of them.
Ben looked around for what seemed like ages, not seeing anything that looked even vaguely similar to either of them. Then he heard someone call his name.
"Ben!"
It was from the sky. Ben looked up and, sure enough, Jack was flying strait for him, but stopped before he hit him.
~~~
Jack saw a 小马 that he was sure had to be Ben. He called out the name and was greeted 由 a light green 小马 with blonde hair in a Link outfit. Yep, definitely Ben.
"Hey Jack." Ben greeted him. "Where've 你 been?"
"Looking for you, What do 你 think?" Jack responded.
"Now i guess we just have to find Jeff." Ben stated.
"Shouldn't be too hard. He'll stick out like a sore thumb in all these colors, plus, he's probably looking for us right now."
~~~
Jeff stuffed the last of his 6th batch of bagels in his mouth. "How do 你 make these?" He asked, mouth still full.
"I can't tell you." Pinkie answered with a giggle. "If i tell 你 it won't be a surprise when 你 help me make them." She giggled again.
"I would, but I can't bake." Jeff explained.
"No problem. I just need 你 to help get ingredients."
"That's all? Not much of a big help if 你 ask me."
"Oh, but it would be a HUUUUUGE help."
"Alright, but I'm poor so don't ask me to buy anything."
"That won't be a problem." Pinkie told him. "I already have most of the ingredients, I only need one more."
"And that is?" Jeff asked again.
"If I told you, 你 wouldn't be surprised." Pinkie explained again.
"Alright, I can wait." Jeff decided. "Maybe I should 搜索 for Ben and Jack." He mumbled. "Nah, They can fend for themselves for a few 更多 trays." Jeff 说 licking his lips, tracing the cut smile. "It's gonna take a lot of redrum to get rid of all these bagels."
~~~
"So you're Jack?" Rarity asked the gray pegasus.
Jack nodded. "I see You've heard about me."
"Well, I was told a few things, nothing too detailed." Rarity explained. They were back in the boutique, they had took half another 小时 searching for Jeff, and, as expected, came back with nothing. "I guess he was waiting until we could actually meet."
Ben just nodded. "Hey Jack, on a scale of 1 to horrified, how 迷失 do 你 think Jeff is right now?"
"More 迷失 then a kid in a Cocaine shop." Jack 说 laughing.
"No doubt. He gets 迷失 in the forest, how could he survive in a city?" Ben chuckled. As good a friend he was with Jeff, it was way too funny to think of him terrified.
Then they heard a crash 由 the door. Rarity opened it with her magic.
"Hi guys." It was Jeff. "I've been watching 你 this whole time."
"Why was there a crash?" Ben was almost scared to ask.
"I was on the roof looking through the windows."
"Is that even possible?" Ben asked, half sarcastically. It was Jeff, he did seemingly impossible things all the time.
"Where were you?" Jack asked. "We looked all over town."
"In a bakery. I got free bagels."
Ben sighed. "You like those things way too much."
"That's like saying 你 like Zelda way too much. Oh, wait, 你 do."
"Do not."
"You're wearing a Zelda outfit."
"It's Link, I've told 你 this before!"
"Well I'm a butterfly!" Jeff said, running around the room.
"I'm a pegasus." Jack said.
"Shut up, I'm a magical fairy named Navi!" Jeff yelled.
"You've definitely had too many bagels." Ben said.
"I wanted 更多 but they ran out of dough." Jeff explained.
"How are 你 not fat?"
"Cause I'm awesome and fabulous." Jeff said, prancing around the room like a pixie princess.
"Next thing 你 know he'll say-" Jack was cut off 由 Jeff.
"I'm the queen! THE QUEEN!"
"CALM DOWN!" Rarity yelled at all of them, mostly Jeff though.
"But I'm a derp." Jeff explained.
"Jeff, shut up, drink some 茶 to calm 你 down." Ben levitated a cup of 茶 to Jeff.
"Thank 你 gove." Jeff said, mocking a British accent.
"Yeah, yeah. Just drink the 茶 and calm yourself."
"I've been calm the whole time!" Jeff exclaimed. "You're the one who has been rude!"
"There is no 更多 to discuss Jeff." Ben said, rolling his eyes.
"I wish I could roll my eyes, but I can't, I'm Jack, the eyeless proxy of doom."
"Not 你 too." Ben sighed.
"What?" Jack asked. "I'm just playing around."
"Thank Zalgo." Ben said.
"I wasn't." 说 Jeff.
"Oh Zalgo no."
"Oh, no. I'm done now. Oh, and we need 更多 tea." 说 Jeff.
"What?" Ben checked the teapot. it was empty. "How did you...?"
"I'm special, that's how." Jeff stated proudly. "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I have a job."
"Where, the asylum?" Ben asked sarcastically.
"The bakery! I'll be making 纸杯蛋糕 tomorrow." Jeff said, his grin seemingly growing larger.
"Since when could 你 bake?" Jack asked. "You can't even 牛油, 黄油 your own bagel."
"Who says I can't learn?" Jeff asked.
"You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks." Ben said.
"Shut up Ben, I have 更多 talent than you."
"I hate 你 sometimes Jeff." Ben stated.
"I know Benny boy." Jeff said, knowing Ben hated being called 由 this nickname. "I know."
"Like right now." Ben said.
Jeff patted Bens head like a dog. "I know BUDDY."
"What did 你 say your 老友记 looked like?" Rarity asked.
"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus, two insane murderers weren't too hard to miss.
Rarity just nodded and looked around, maybe hoping to catch a glimpse of one of them.
Ben looked around for what seemed like ages, not seeing anything that looked even vaguely similar to either of them. Then he heard someone call his name.
"Ben!"
It was from the sky. Ben looked up and, sure enough, Jack was flying strait for him, but stopped before he hit him.
~~~
Jack saw a 小马 that he was sure had to be Ben. He called out the name and was greeted 由 a light green 小马 with blonde hair in a Link outfit. Yep, definitely Ben.
"Hey Jack." Ben greeted him. "Where've 你 been?"
"Looking for you, What do 你 think?" Jack responded.
"Now i guess we just have to find Jeff." Ben stated.
"Shouldn't be too hard. He'll stick out like a sore thumb in all these colors, plus, he's probably looking for us right now."
~~~
Jeff stuffed the last of his 6th batch of bagels in his mouth. "How do 你 make these?" He asked, mouth still full.
"I can't tell you." Pinkie answered with a giggle. "If i tell 你 it won't be a surprise when 你 help me make them." She giggled again.
"I would, but I can't bake." Jeff explained.
"No problem. I just need 你 to help get ingredients."
"That's all? Not much of a big help if 你 ask me."
"Oh, but it would be a HUUUUUGE help."
"Alright, but I'm poor so don't ask me to buy anything."
"That won't be a problem." Pinkie told him. "I already have most of the ingredients, I only need one more."
"And that is?" Jeff asked again.
"If I told you, 你 wouldn't be surprised." Pinkie explained again.
"Alright, I can wait." Jeff decided. "Maybe I should 搜索 for Ben and Jack." He mumbled. "Nah, They can fend for themselves for a few 更多 trays." Jeff 说 licking his lips, tracing the cut smile. "It's gonna take a lot of redrum to get rid of all these bagels."
~~~
"So you're Jack?" Rarity asked the gray pegasus.
Jack nodded. "I see You've heard about me."
"Well, I was told a few things, nothing too detailed." Rarity explained. They were back in the boutique, they had took half another 小时 searching for Jeff, and, as expected, came back with nothing. "I guess he was waiting until we could actually meet."
Ben just nodded. "Hey Jack, on a scale of 1 to horrified, how 迷失 do 你 think Jeff is right now?"
"More 迷失 then a kid in a Cocaine shop." Jack 说 laughing.
"No doubt. He gets 迷失 in the forest, how could he survive in a city?" Ben chuckled. As good a friend he was with Jeff, it was way too funny to think of him terrified.
Then they heard a crash 由 the door. Rarity opened it with her magic.
"Hi guys." It was Jeff. "I've been watching 你 this whole time."
"Why was there a crash?" Ben was almost scared to ask.
"I was on the roof looking through the windows."
"Is that even possible?" Ben asked, half sarcastically. It was Jeff, he did seemingly impossible things all the time.
"Where were you?" Jack asked. "We looked all over town."
"In a bakery. I got free bagels."
Ben sighed. "You like those things way too much."
"That's like saying 你 like Zelda way too much. Oh, wait, 你 do."
"Do not."
"You're wearing a Zelda outfit."
"It's Link, I've told 你 this before!"
"Well I'm a butterfly!" Jeff said, running around the room.
"I'm a pegasus." Jack said.
"Shut up, I'm a magical fairy named Navi!" Jeff yelled.
"You've definitely had too many bagels." Ben said.
"I wanted 更多 but they ran out of dough." Jeff explained.
"How are 你 not fat?"
"Cause I'm awesome and fabulous." Jeff said, prancing around the room like a pixie princess.
"Next thing 你 know he'll say-" Jack was cut off 由 Jeff.
"I'm the queen! THE QUEEN!"
"CALM DOWN!" Rarity yelled at all of them, mostly Jeff though.
"But I'm a derp." Jeff explained.
"Jeff, shut up, drink some 茶 to calm 你 down." Ben levitated a cup of 茶 to Jeff.
"Thank 你 gove." Jeff said, mocking a British accent.
"Yeah, yeah. Just drink the 茶 and calm yourself."
"I've been calm the whole time!" Jeff exclaimed. "You're the one who has been rude!"
"There is no 更多 to discuss Jeff." Ben said, rolling his eyes.
"I wish I could roll my eyes, but I can't, I'm Jack, the eyeless proxy of doom."
"Not 你 too." Ben sighed.
"What?" Jack asked. "I'm just playing around."
"Thank Zalgo." Ben said.
"I wasn't." 说 Jeff.
"Oh Zalgo no."
"Oh, no. I'm done now. Oh, and we need 更多 tea." 说 Jeff.
"What?" Ben checked the teapot. it was empty. "How did you...?"
"I'm special, that's how." Jeff stated proudly. "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I have a job."
"Where, the asylum?" Ben asked sarcastically.
"The bakery! I'll be making 纸杯蛋糕 tomorrow." Jeff said, his grin seemingly growing larger.
"Since when could 你 bake?" Jack asked. "You can't even 牛油, 黄油 your own bagel."
"Who says I can't learn?" Jeff asked.
"You can't teach a dumb dog new tricks." Ben said.
"Shut up Ben, I have 更多 talent than you."
"I hate 你 sometimes Jeff." Ben stated.
"I know Benny boy." Jeff said, knowing Ben hated being called 由 this nickname. "I know."
"Like right now." Ben said.
Jeff patted Bens head like a dog. "I know BUDDY."
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
MEANWHILE:
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 你 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 你 saying 你 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making 随意 words to make this 文章 long enough....
Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.
AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let 你 in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.
Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are 你 saying 你 KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch
AppleBloom: ... Maybe
SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)
That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making 随意 words to make this 文章 long enough....
I thought I would have 更多 ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)
I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)
I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."