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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I 说 I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are 你 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for 你 in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting 由 car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did 你 want to 显示 me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a 小马 in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly. Get in the car.
Con: *Gets in car*

Suddenly, all the windows in P's car went dark.

P: Now, to play the video. *plays video*

In the video

Scottish pony: *laying on ground* Why are 你 doing this?
Dr. Silver: Let's just say, I've always enjoyed everything with zombies. Now, I'm going to make it realistic.
Scottish pony: 你 can't do that!
Dr. Silver? Oh? Well, I already got the formula set, and now I'm going to test it on you. *puts Formula in scottish pony*
Scottish pony: AHH! No!! *Turning into zombie*
Dr. Silver: Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!

Seanthehedgehog presents

In assosciation with _Laugh_

A Con Mane story

Die And Let Live

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Silver Tune as Dr. Silver
Gilda & Griffons as Nazis
Constaple Weston B. River as himself
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Amethyst 星, 星级 as Itic
Parcival as P
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
Fleur De Lis as Ms. Bonjour

Cars provided by

Alfa Romaneo
Canterlot
Chevronet
Fillys
Hoofington
Laune
Lunicorn
Marecedez
PMC
Shitroen
Vriendscoupe
 Dr. Silver
Dr. Silver
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the car chase from the 前一个 part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the 小马 in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 加入 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 你 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 你 get kicked out of the lobby 由 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience:...
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WARNING: This chapter and all the other chapters following, contains disturbing content.
Not for the weak of heart..

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Trixie ended up unchaining Sweetie Belle but keeping her hooves behind her back with handcuffs.

"wait.. What are 你 doing?" I asked, confusedly.

Trixie ignored me, and sat Sweetie Belle down 下一个 the trouch, still handcuffed.

Trixie grabbed the bloodstained baseball bat and went behind Sweetie Belle, 表演 like a spooky figure as much of the room was still very dark, and her purple eyes were glowing in the dark again.

"Look...
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posted by btflash
Ok, so before I begin with this, let me just be clear. This is not a hate-ish 文章 of any kind, like my last one was. If anything, this is purely academic (whlie at the same time opinionated), with one college class of critical thinking under my belt.

There's been a change in today's society, a rather interesting one at that. I've seen countless stories and news 文章 about individuals at odds with one another. Arguments, discussions, disagreements.

And today, on the wall, Canada24 expressed his discomfort at having the unpopular opinion, because "people hate him because of it."

While I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously, everyone in F Troop was alerted of the arrival of a colonel. The soldiers want to please the colonel, but things aren't going well.

Corporal...
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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the 说 "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so 你 finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are 你 sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse 你 will.. Just ask Saten here.

Saten: ... The showers don't work.

Starlight Glimmer: To be honest. Your the first to ever use one of them.. Most of us don't 'need' showers.. But hey. Your really old, so, it makes sense..

Saten: (groans) I'm two years younger than you..

Starlight Glimmer: (laughs)...
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posted by Canada24
ONE 小时 LATER

By this point Twilight had blacked out from pain/fear/shock all together.

But suddenly, Pinkamena stabbed an aderaline needle into Twilight, making her instantly wake up, her 心 racing.

Pinkamena: (uncharacteristically angry) Goodness Twiliy. Didn't anybody teach 你 manners!?.. It's rude to fall asleep when I'm trying to spend talk to you!.. I was so excited when I saw 你 were next. 你 could be telling all our secrets and stuff. But NOOOOO, 你 keep falling alseep!.. I mean, 你 don't see coming to "your" and falling asleep in a middle of when your talking to me.. I seen fouls...
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Source: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Power Play is the leader of the bank robbers
Power Play is the leader of the bank robbers
Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right now!!
Ditto: We're taking all of the money in this bank!
Master Sword:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Runs to bathroom, and locks door*

Finally, I had the only room to myself where a 小马, 柯尔特 of nine could have his own privacy. Now to decode the secret message. Aha, B.

Ralphie: *Writes down B*

E. Things were starting out smoothly. S, and the 下一个 letter was U.

Randy: *Knocking on door* Aw come on Ralphie!
Mother: Ralphie, unlock the door, and come out!
Ralphie: Alright Ma, I'll be right out. Gee whiz. *Writes down a R, E, and a T, and O*

Be sure to. Be sure to what?! I had to find out what the message was, and fast.

Ralphie: *Continues 写作 letters*
Mother: Will 你 come out of there...
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added by izfankirby
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game 显示 wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Master Sword as Windwakerguy430, AKA Nick Craig
and 苹果白兰地 as herself

Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy.
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Because of what happened just before the commercial, I'd like to apologize to all blind ponies, and children.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Nick Craig, the creator of What's Your Take, has set a new jeopardy...
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