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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is the 16th Con Mane story. I know I 说 I wouldn't do these anymore, but how could I stop making these? It all began in San Franciscolt.

Con: *riding taxi*
Taxi: *Stops at drug store* That'll be three dollars.
Con: *Pays taxi driver* Thanks. *walks out of taxi* *enters drugstore*
Cashier: Are 你 0007?
Con: Yes.
Cashier: P is waiting for 你 in the back parking lot.
Con: Thanks. *Walks away*
P: *Waiting 由 car*
Con: *Arrives* Hello sir.
P: Hi Con.
Con: What did 你 want to 显示 me?
P: I've got a video sent to me from M.I.6. They're saying that a 小马 in Scotland is trying to create a zombie apocalypse.
Con: May we see the video?
P: Certainly. Get in the car.
Con: *Gets in car*

Suddenly, all the windows in P's car went dark.

P: Now, to play the video. *plays video*

In the video

Scottish pony: *laying on ground* Why are 你 doing this?
Dr. Silver: Let's just say, I've always enjoyed everything with zombies. Now, I'm going to make it realistic.
Scottish pony: 你 can't do that!
Dr. Silver? Oh? Well, I already got the formula set, and now I'm going to test it on you. *puts Formula in scottish pony*
Scottish pony: AHH! No!! *Turning into zombie*
Dr. Silver: Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahaha!

Seanthehedgehog presents

In assosciation with _Laugh_

A Con Mane story

Die And Let Live

Starring

Doughnut Joe as Con Mane
Silver Tune as Dr. Silver
Gilda & Griffons as Nazis
Constaple Weston B. River as himself
Fenix Lighter as Himself
Amethyst 星, 星级 as Itic
Parcival as P
Sydney P. Johnson as S
Lyra Heartstrings as Miss Moneybit
Fleur De Lis as Ms. Bonjour

Cars provided by

Alfa Romaneo
Canterlot
Chevronet
Fillys
Hoofington
Laune
Lunicorn
Marecedez
PMC
Shitroen
Vriendscoupe
 Dr. Silver
Dr. Silver
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim returned to their station.

Julia: Okay, I'm going inside to find the Captain.
Tim: 你 do that. I'm going to talk to Toby, and Red for a while.
Julia: *Goes inside*
Tim: *Walks to Toby, and Red* 嘿 你 two.
Red: Hi Tim.
Toby: Anything good happening lately?
Tim: No. My police car just blew up.
Toby: You're kidding.
Tim: *Shakes his head* The engine stalled, there was a big rig that blew up, caused a chain reaction, and my car was part of it.
Red: Isn't it Julia's car since she drives it?
Toby: That's a good way of putting it.
Tim: 你 guys have fun with this, but me, and Julia are going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 1965 Oldsmobile 98
1965 Oldsmobile 98
Julia and Tim were on the highway after passing the docks. Several cars were surrounding their police car.

Tim: *Spots a white car in front of them* Do my eyes deceive me, 或者 is that a 1965 Oldsmobile?
Julia: *Sees the car* You're eyes aren't playing tricks on 你 partner.
Tim: I thought so.

Episode 8: Undercover

Special Guest Stars

Candy Sunshine from Aph-Finland
Richard Rockford from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: Will 你 be heading for the classic auto 显示 on Byer Lane?
Julia: They're having a car 显示 there?
Tim: Yeah, just 由 the 火, 消防 department.
Julia: Nopony told me, but I'll be there.
Tim: Are 你 going...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one 更多 day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when 你 put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of 你 trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the airport.

Larry: *Buying tickets*
Adrenaline: I hate the airports.
Larry: That's good, because we have to get out of here now. Our plane is going to leave soon. *Goes outside to board the plane*
Adrenaline: *Follows*
Larry: *Gets on the plane*
Adrenaline: *Sits down on a 座位 in the plane*
Larry: *Sitting between Adrenaline, and the window*
Adrenaline: This trip should take a while.
Larry: Honolulu isn't far away. It should only take us a few 分钟 to get there.
Adrenaline: Good thing.

Three 分钟 later.

Pilot: *Lands the plane on the runway, and stops it three hundred feet from where it landed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Frank: *Driving on a road with train tracks on it*
Julia: *Catching up to Frank*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train as he slowly gets towards the road*
Frank: *Sees the train, and drifts to the left*
Reggie: We're heading back to the freeway?
Frank: It's either that, 或者 get hit 由 the train.
Julia: *Turns left, nearly getting hit 由 the train*
Reggie: *Looks behind him* I think we 迷失 them.
Julia: *Gets on the freeway, and nearly hits a white Maserati*
Reggie: Nope. They're right behind us.
Frank: I see them. Okay, we're going off the freeway again. *Drifts to the right*
Tim:...
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Sean: *Sitting 由 his fireplace in a chair, and starts to call 彩虹 Dash on his Galaxy S5*
Rainbow Dash: *At Canterlot Castle, hearing her Smartphone ring, and answers* Hello.
Sean: Dash, it's Sean. I just encountered twenty of Eggman's soldiers at my house. Contact Wind, and Master Sword, I'll be over at the 城堡 soon.
Rainbow Dash: 你 got it. *Hangs up, and starts to call Master Sword*
Wind: *Playing with his 任天堂 3DS at Master Sword's house* Why am I living with 你 again?
Master Sword: Because, of.... uhh...... Reasons!
Wind: Figures. At least it's better than living with Rainbow...
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We return to the car chase from the 前一个 part of this episode.

Ferrari Pony: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Julia: *Chasing the 小马 in his Ferrari*
Dispatch: Suspect's vehicle is a 2011 Ferrari 458, westbound on the highway.
Police Ponies: *Entering the highway, half a mile behind Julia in two Caprices, and a M4*
Julia: It's gonna take a while for backup to arrive.
Tim: Draft him.
Julia: Come again?
Tim: Draft him. Get behind him, and draft him.
Julia: Right, gotcha. *Gets behind the Ferrari, and starts to draft off of it* We're catching up.
Ferrari Pony: *Spots Julia getting closer to him*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed 由 any actors.

Today's game: Gran Turismo 6

Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is 加入 this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when 你 get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, 你 get kicked out of the lobby 由 the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience:...
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