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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mrs. Donatello
Mrs. Donatello
My last class of the 日 was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet 由 William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion. He's one of Lord Capulet's best men.
Rafe: He probably still wears tights.

Unfortunately no one heard that

Mrs. Donatello: Listen to the language as we read along. Notice how every line has ten syllables. Notice the subtle rhyming. That's not easy to do. No one has ever written like Shakespeare.
Rafe: No one?

Then, that's where I got my idea to get 30,000 points. I didn't have a single line until page 12. This was good, and gave me enough time to think. Ten syllables per line? Check. Rhyming? Check.

Mrs. Donatello: Act 1, scene 2. Lord Capulet, and Paris enter.
Jason: But Montague is bound as well as I...
Rafe: (Come on, hurry up!) *puts paper over script*
Mrs. Donatello: Rafe?
Rafe: Hm?
Mrs. Donatello: It's your turn.
Rafe: Oh. Excuse me sir, there's dog poop on your shoe.
Mrs. Donatello: Rafe!
Rafe: Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here, and 你 can 吻乐队(Kiss) my-

That was as far as I got until Mrs. Donatello ripped the page out of my hand.

At least everyone in my class was laughing. Only this time, they weren't laughing at me anymore. They were laughing with me.

The 钟, 贝尔 rang, and class was over

Rafe: *going to door*
Mrs. Donatello: Rafe, come here.
Rafe: *Goes to Mrs. Donatello's desk*
Mrs. Donatello: What was that?
Rafe: Nothing.
Mrs. Donatello: It wasn't "nothing". First of all, let me say I noticed 你 kept Mr. Shakespeare's meter, and rhyme in what 你 wrote.
Rafe: Thanks.
Mrs. Donatello: But your behavior was unacceptable. There are better ways to use your creativity, and I think 你 know that. I'm going to give 你 a warning this time, but you're skating on very thin ice. Understand?
Rafe: Thin ice is better then no ice at all.
Mrs. Donatello: Alright, get outta here.
Rafe: *leaves*

While getting to my bus, all I could think about was Leo's challenge, and how I beaten it.

I got 20,000 points for using inappropriate language. 10,000 points for getting the ponies in my class to laugh, and 5,000 for Jeanne seeing what I did. Everything went great.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue, and everypony in his convoy finally got onto the highway for Fillydelphia.

Mirage: It's been a while since those cops decided to go after us.
Frank: I think they 迷失 us.
Saten Twist: Don't jinx it!
Ryan: Saten, what did I tell 你 about jinxes not existing?
Saten Twist: They do exist. Pinkie Pie told me.
Blazin' Blue: Oh. So that's the name of the 粉, 粉色 German 你 mentioned earlier.

Master Sword, Sean, The Cop from Flemington, and five 更多 police ponies were behind them.

Case Cracker: Looks like our 老友记 brought 更多 guests along.
Frank: I guess Saten Twist was right about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ninety 分钟 have passed since Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan started off their roadtrip. Now, they were in a small town in Neigh Jersey called Flemington. They were going pass the Hunterdon Central Regional High School when...

Cop 87: Attention. We got a 报道 from Baltimare on seven muscle cars attacking other police ponies. Be on the lookout, and use caution. Stop the suspects as soon as possible.
Blazin' Blue: I just heard on the radio that the cops here are gonna go after us.
Ryan: Who wouldn't?
Saten Twist: Leave it to me, and my chainsaw.
Frank: Your chainsaw is what's getting all...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The cop that got attacked 由 Saten Twist's chainsaw was waiting inside his car with the hazard lights on.

Master Sword & Sean: *Stop their cars*
Cop: Oh. Thank goodness. *Gets out of car, and runs to Master Sword* Thank goodness 你 have arrived to save me.
Master Sword: Who 说 we were here to save you?
Sean: I had no idea 你 were here.
Jeff: What happened to you?
Cop: Some crazy stallion attacked me with a chainsaw!
Master Sword: Did 你 see any ponies driving muscle cars?
Cop: Yes! One of them had the chainsaw!
Jeff: We're going after them, right?
Sean: Yes Jeff. My answer hasn't changed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sean's car
Sean's car
Master Sword was driving on the highway, trying to find Night Frizz. Meanwhile, another police 小马 was doing his job. His name was Sean, and he was using a Italian supercar as his police car.

Gangsters: *Laying on ground*
Sean: So, what makes 你 think 你 can get away with your crime?
Gangster 1: What did we do?
Sean: 你 mean 你 don't remember what 你 did? 你 robbed a bank.
Gangster 3: Oh really? I thought we were going through this routine, because we murdered a cop.
Sean: I don't need sarcasm from 你 fools. I need respect. I'm a police officer. I drive a Foallari.
Gangster 2: Yeah man,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car 显示 in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting 由 his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting 由 his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, 或者 你 will be killed 由 a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have 你 been? 你 almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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Source: Equestria-Prevails on deviantart
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"Hey RD!!!" startled 由 Applejack`s shouting she nearly fell off her cloud. "Why would 你 do that AJ?" without answering she tossed a letter that had Rainbow`s cutie mark logo on it. The pegasus caught it in her mouth and she was surprised to see her element resting inside there. She quickly put it on and asked: "What is this for?" "No time to explain just come with me!"










The two set off in 搜索 of Twilight Sparrkle. "So, wait why didn`t 你 go to Twilight`s house first?" asked 彩虹 Dash, 苹果白兰地 ignored her. When they eventually got to the book worm`s house. Spike was organizing...
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