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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Mrs. Donatello
Mrs. Donatello
My last class of the 日 was english with Mrs. Donatello.

Mrs. Donatello: Ok, today we are going to read Romeo & Juliet 由 William Shakespeare. And we all know what he was famous for, right?
Rafe: (making the most boring stories in all of Equestria)
Mrs. Donatello: This story is a little advanced, but I think you're up for it.
Allison: I'll help with handing out the scripts.
Mrs. Donatello: Ok, thank you. Now let's go over the parts you'll be reading. Rafe, I think you'll make an excellent Paris.
Ponies: *laughing*
Rafe: Why do I have to read a fillie's part?
Mrs. Donatello: Paris is a stallion. He's one of Lord Capulet's best men.
Rafe: He probably still wears tights.

Unfortunately no one heard that

Mrs. Donatello: Listen to the language as we read along. Notice how every line has ten syllables. Notice the subtle rhyming. That's not easy to do. No one has ever written like Shakespeare.
Rafe: No one?

Then, that's where I got my idea to get 30,000 points. I didn't have a single line until page 12. This was good, and gave me enough time to think. Ten syllables per line? Check. Rhyming? Check.

Mrs. Donatello: Act 1, scene 2. Lord Capulet, and Paris enter.
Jason: But Montague is bound as well as I...
Rafe: (Come on, hurry up!) *puts paper over script*
Mrs. Donatello: Rafe?
Rafe: Hm?
Mrs. Donatello: It's your turn.
Rafe: Oh. Excuse me sir, there's dog poop on your shoe.
Mrs. Donatello: Rafe!
Rafe: Your wife is ugly, and your daughter too. I think this play is stupid, so guess what? I'm out of here, and 你 can 吻乐队(Kiss) my-

That was as far as I got until Mrs. Donatello ripped the page out of my hand.

At least everyone in my class was laughing. Only this time, they weren't laughing at me anymore. They were laughing with me.

The 钟, 贝尔 rang, and class was over

Rafe: *going to door*
Mrs. Donatello: Rafe, come here.
Rafe: *Goes to Mrs. Donatello's desk*
Mrs. Donatello: What was that?
Rafe: Nothing.
Mrs. Donatello: It wasn't "nothing". First of all, let me say I noticed 你 kept Mr. Shakespeare's meter, and rhyme in what 你 wrote.
Rafe: Thanks.
Mrs. Donatello: But your behavior was unacceptable. There are better ways to use your creativity, and I think 你 know that. I'm going to give 你 a warning this time, but you're skating on very thin ice. Understand?
Rafe: Thin ice is better then no ice at all.
Mrs. Donatello: Alright, get outta here.
Rafe: *leaves*

While getting to my bus, all I could think about was Leo's challenge, and how I beaten it.

I got 20,000 points for using inappropriate language. 10,000 points for getting the ponies in my class to laugh, and 5,000 for Jeanne seeing what I did. Everything went great.

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 Say hello to Blazin' and Luna's filly! She looks older here because 小马 Creator Full Version couldn't make her any shorter than this.
Say hello to Blazin' and Luna's filly! She looks older here because Pony Creator Full Version couldn't make her any shorter than this.
So this surprising story begins after Blazin' had been dating Princess Luna (after finally overcoming his shyness) for nine months. Little did Blazin' know that Luna had a little surprise for him which was sleeping under a 粉, 粉色 blanket in her bedroom! Yep, it was her filly, and Blue has no idea he is the father of-Princess Nightshade!

Blazin': *hears the phone ring* Hello...

Luna: Hi, sweetie! Those nine months of dating really benefitted the both of us, didn't it?

Blazin': Yeah, and I'm no longer nervous around you. Even Rarity 说 we look cute together.

Luna: *blushes* Oh, well....She's right....
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