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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.

Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do 你 always say the same thing to a 小马 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered 由 another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: 你 were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: 你 just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure 你 did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.

At the entrance of the jailhouse.

Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. 你 can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank 你 *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*

Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station

Gordon: Thank 你 for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but 你 gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: 你 got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all 你 had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when 你 have to think of others. If 你 keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself 由 getting rid of all the ponies 你 care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*

Gordon went to everypony

Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can 你 all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with 你 Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: 你 may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why 你 hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!

Ten years later

Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I 说 some things that would eventually become a lie.

The end

On the 下一个 episode of ponies on the rails

Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
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 "You seem like someone that would know your way around here"
"You seem like someone that would know your way around here"
It started off as a normal 日 in what we workers call the "Factory of Horror" then we were told that Wooden 烤面包机 was coming today to do her 音乐 video in our factory. We were told to stand at attention to the 音乐 celebrity when she entered. im a stallion, My name is 混合器, 混音器 Bore, Not the most soothing name but it works for me. So anyway 烤面包机 came in so we all stopped what we were doing and payed attention to Wooden. ,"How is every 小马 doing today?" 烤面包机 说 with a devious smile. ,"GREAT" everyone 说 with a smile. Wooden 烤面包机 came up to my 老友记 and greeted them then she...
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posted by Canada24
CHAPTER 5:

LATER THE 下一个 DAY!

In the middle of the ponyville train station, a current purple unicorn was pacing back and forth worriedly, seemed to be waiting for somebody, somewhat impatiently.

'were is she' Twilight kept repeating in her head.

Eventually a certain Cyan blue mare Pegasus approached her, wrestling past the huge group of mares and stallions crowding the busy station, to approach her purple friend.

"Alright Twilight. What was so important, that 你 had to bring me all the way to this station?" 彩虹 asked tiredly, cause of her nap being clearly interrupted.

Twilight took a deep...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Philadalphia at 30th 街, 街道 station.

Hater 356: *gets off train*
Hater leader: What took 你 so long?
Hater 356: 你 know how it is, the train stops at every platform.
Hater leader: How many platforms were there?
Hater 356: At least a dozen, but who gives a piss?
Hater leader: Alright. Let's see what 你 got.
Hater 356: *sets down suitcase*
Hater leader: *opens suitcase* Oh, this will do nicely.

Near the delaware river

Jade: What's this river called again?
Sean: The delaware.
Jade: Why do they call it that?
Sean: No clue, but there's a town alongside it called Frenchtown. It's far from here, but...
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posted by dragonflame23
My Little 小马 Friendship is Magic is associated with the 2010 relaunch of My Little 小马 toy line, having figurines and play-sets based on it[13] and vice versa; the 显示 primarily exists in order to help market the toy line.[14][15] Hasbro, the company that owns the brand, has come to see My Little 小马 as a "lifestyle" brand, with over 200 licenses in 15 categories of products. The brand grossed one billion USD in retail sales in 2014[16][17] and 650 million USD in retail sales in 2013.[18] The Friendship is Magic toy line receives new iterations approximately every year. The first toys...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Okay, so I understand that a few people used to read my 文章 that I 发布 on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic club here on Fanpop, and they were called “Aqua Marine’s Journey”. Well, I have a friend whom had read all my 文章 thus far, and was asking for more, but…I really feel like my 写作 had gotten stale, and I didn’t know where the story would lead. I’ve also dropped 或者 “killed” a few of my 小马 OCs (RIP, 樱桃 Bomb, Electric Vibe), so a few things would be changed. So, I’ve decided to remake it! YAAAAY *clap clap clap clap* HUZAH! So anyways, Aqua Marine’s Journey: Brotherhood…no, wait: Aqua Marine’s Journey: Ultimate—No, no…Guyver…that’s not right. I mean, the Aqua Marine’s Journey remake is coming soon. I hope you’ll all enjoy it. ;)

--AquaMarine6663
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