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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon was in the Cheyenne Jailhouse.

Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hi.
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Hello!
Cellmate: Hey.
Gordon: Do 你 always say the same thing to a 小马 75 times in a row?
Police officer: Hey, shut the fuck up in there.
Gordon: What did I do?! I start a club, then get arrested for having things for the club, and now I'm getting in trouble for being bothered 由 another pony?!!?!?!?!?
Police: 你 were talking.
Gordon: He was talking too!!
Cellmate: Hey.
Police: Hello Bob.
Gordon: What the fuck?
Police: Watch your language loser!
Gordon: 你 just told me to shut the fuck up!
Police: No I didn't *walks away*
Gordon: I'm pretty sure 你 did!
Police: I never say anything cruel to anypony.

At the entrance of the jailhouse.

Pete: Excuse me. Is there anypony here named Gordon? I'd like to bail him out.
Police pony: That'll be Fourty dollars, and twelve bits.
Pete: *pays officer*
Gordon: *sees Pete*
Police pony: Ok Gordon. 你 can go now.
Gordon: Yes! Thank 你 *runs away*
Pete: Wait up! *chases Gordon*

Gordon, and Pete soon got back at the station

Gordon: Thank 你 for getting me out of there!
Pete: No problem, but 你 gotta do me a favor.
Gordon: What's that?
Pete: Get rid of your secret unicorn club. It sounds stupid.
Gordon: But it's great. We have drinks, cook outs, and-
Pete: 你 got arrested for it.
Gordon: All I wanted was some peace, and quiet!
Pete: Well all 你 had to do was simply ask.
Gordon: Simply asking makes my head hurt.
Pete: Well that's something you'll have to deal with. There are sometimes when 你 have to think of others. If 你 keep thinking about yourself, you're not just hurting everyone's feelings, but you're also hurting yourself.
Gordon: How so?
Pete: You're hurting yourself 由 getting rid of all the ponies 你 care about.
Gordon: And those are?
Pete: Screw it. Why do I even bother to be around you? *walks away*
Gordon: Now I know the feeling *walks away*

Gordon went to everypony

Gordon: I wanna apologize for being mean to you. Can 你 all forgive me?
Jeff: No.
Gordon: Holy shit! I just apologized!
Jeff: *laughs* Just joking with 你 Gordon. Of course we forgive you.
Hawkeye: 你 may be an asshole at times, but deep down, you're a good pony.
Coffee Creme: I still don't understand why 你 hate steam engines.
Gordon: I don't hate them, I just think diesels are better.
Hawkeye: Well, let me just say that these steam engines will never be replaced!

Ten years later

Hawkeye: *sees diesels* Great. Ten years ago, I 说 some things that would eventually become a lie.

The end

On the 下一个 episode of ponies on the rails

Bartholomew conducts Hawkeye's train.
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After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.

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Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
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Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand 你 wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
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Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
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嘿 guys, bluethunder25 here. Over the past number of weeks, I've been developing an Equestria Girls fanfic on Fanfiction.net called, 'Warriors of Equestria.' I'm still in the mental development stage, but this 文章 is to give 你 a 预览 of what's to come.


Let me start off with the story. Warriors of Equestria is a spinoff of the Equestria Girls movies. Instead of being one fanfic, this will be a series of fanfics, each with a different story. The story itself in this one, focuses on the HuMane 6; Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, 彩虹 Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy. The six go...
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