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 Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
彩虹 Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

彩虹 Dash: I called 你 all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
彩虹 Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, 或者 others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
彩虹 Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my 老友记 being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
彩虹 Dash: Your group counts, because 枪 kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's whoever had their hoof pull the trigger. They're the ones that kill ponies, sometimes without guns.
彩虹 Dash: That's interesting, but are we having a truce 或者 not?
All: Sure.
彩虹 Dash: Thank you.

After the meeting at Walicorn street, there were two new members of the Ponyville Mafia. A pegasus named Mike, and a hedgehog with a '69 corvette.

彩虹 Dash: Welcome 你 two.
Sean: Thanks for having us.
Mike: It's good to be here.
彩虹 Dash: Right, well I'm giving 你 your first job. A company in St. Foalis has been paying us a lot of money, but now they're thinking of not paying us. 你 two need to convince them to keep paying us, otherwise we won't have much money.
Sean: We're on it.
彩虹 Dash: I'm gonna have Dan go with 你 two to make sure things go smooth.
Sean: I can't have 更多 then two people in my car.
Mike: I can fly, and Dan can sit in your car.
彩虹 Dash: Does it matter what 你 do? Just get the job done.
Sean: We're going now. *leaves room*

St. Foalis has a really cool arch that greets anypony entering the city, if your not coming from Las Pegasus 或者 any city west from that.

Dan: Where is this company?
Sean: Over there. The warehouse with that blue Canterlot parked 由 it.

The three of us make our way in the warehouse killing a few ponies standing in our way.

warehouse owner: What do 你 want?
Sean: Why did 你 stop paying 彩虹 Dash?
warehouse owner: I can't pay her all the time!
Mike: Well we need our money!
Sean: Here's how this is gonna work out. 你 only have to pay us once a week instead of twice, but the price will be doubled.
warehouse owner: I'm not doing that.
Dan: We better hurry. The cops will be here soon!
Sean: Either pay us double once a week 或者 I pop a 帽 into your skull!
warehouse owner: Fine! I'll pay up!

We escaped, just before the cops arrived.

下一个 part will be 发布 tomorrow.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In 床, 床上 with 彩虹 Dash. He kisses her* How long do 你 wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...
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This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 识骨寻踪 and flesh of past...
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Source: facebook, EQD
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are 你 doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my 老友记 there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told 你 many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting 由 himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden 由 red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit 下一个 to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six 下一个 to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are 你 sure? We can’t help 你 if 你 don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* 你 don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Andre Maturette
Andre Maturette
The first night at the infirmary, 巴比, papillon, 巴比龙 was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at 花 in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts 花 in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ralphie's school
Ralphie's school
When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with 彩虹 Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. 彩虹 Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to 彩虹 Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...
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Source: I kinda got the base of google... but i drew the hair and 衬衫 and colored it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After being promoted 由 Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? 你 have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but 你 won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much 更多 rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are 你 wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...
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