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Mike the pegasus
彩虹 Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

彩虹 Dash: I called 你 all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
彩虹 Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, 或者 others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
彩虹 Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my 老友记 being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
彩虹 Dash: Your group counts, because 枪 kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's whoever had their hoof pull the trigger. They're the ones that kill ponies, sometimes without guns.
彩虹 Dash: That's interesting, but are we having a truce 或者 not?
All: Sure.
彩虹 Dash: Thank you.

After the meeting at Walicorn street, there were two new members of the Ponyville Mafia. A pegasus named Mike, and a hedgehog with a '69 corvette.

彩虹 Dash: Welcome 你 two.
Sean: Thanks for having us.
Mike: It's good to be here.
彩虹 Dash: Right, well I'm giving 你 your first job. A company in St. Foalis has been paying us a lot of money, but now they're thinking of not paying us. 你 two need to convince them to keep paying us, otherwise we won't have much money.
Sean: We're on it.
彩虹 Dash: I'm gonna have Dan go with 你 two to make sure things go smooth.
Sean: I can't have 更多 then two people in my car.
Mike: I can fly, and Dan can sit in your car.
彩虹 Dash: Does it matter what 你 do? Just get the job done.
Sean: We're going now. *leaves room*

St. Foalis has a really cool arch that greets anypony entering the city, if your not coming from Las Pegasus 或者 any city west from that.

Dan: Where is this company?
Sean: Over there. The warehouse with that blue Canterlot parked 由 it.

The three of us make our way in the warehouse killing a few ponies standing in our way.

warehouse owner: What do 你 want?
Sean: Why did 你 stop paying 彩虹 Dash?
warehouse owner: I can't pay her all the time!
Mike: Well we need our money!
Sean: Here's how this is gonna work out. 你 only have to pay us once a week instead of twice, but the price will be doubled.
warehouse owner: I'm not doing that.
Dan: We better hurry. The cops will be here soon!
Sean: Either pay us double once a week 或者 I pop a 帽 into your skull!
warehouse owner: Fine! I'll pay up!

We escaped, just before the cops arrived.

下一个 part will be 发布 tomorrow.
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take 你 this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give 你 opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do 你 hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the 王座, 宝座 room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - 王座, 宝座 room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting 你 all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. 你 think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when 你 push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are 你 telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When 你 hit the ball, 你 make it go at a far distance. When 你 push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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