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posted by Katie_Kat200
First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the 食物 (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a 粉丝 fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History 粉丝 Fiction 或者 something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3


Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her 图书馆 cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another 日 in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.


“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.

“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found 由 any other pony.

Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the 喷泉 of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.

“Say, aren’t 你 gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of 秒 and than burst out laughing.

“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are 你 going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.

“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 分钟 shower, “How about today I go visit 苹果白兰地 and see how’s she’s doing?”

“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.

“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving 你 alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”

“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”

“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.

“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.

“Cross my 心 and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.

“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.

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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to 随意 ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.

“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.

“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.

“Actually, I was going to tell 你 that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”

“Oh, as her student, 你 want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what 你 should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.

“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”

“Whatever 你 come up with, we ponies will be behind 你 the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.

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苹果白兰地 was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.

“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” 苹果白兰地 said.

“Actually, I was wondering if 你 could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.

“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s 苹果 Harvest and I can’t let the 苹果 Family down,” 苹果白兰地 said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.

“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can 你 place four apples in a certain position for me?”

“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” 苹果白兰地 asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.

“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do 你 have any spare stone left?”

“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” 苹果白兰地 said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.

“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.

“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.

“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight 说 excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.

It probably isn't what 你 expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If 你 wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, 你 can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the 下一个 chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the 淋浴 -_-
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: 你 wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask 你 a question. What do 你 know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are 你 asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the 纸杯蛋糕 factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another 小马 riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* 彩虹 Dash 说 there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious 日 for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little 小马 version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case 饼干 got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to 搜索 for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars 你 could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when 彩虹 Dash, and her 老友记 found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond 狗 arrived, they 偷了 the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the 海滩 with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and 你 独角兽 can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever 偷了 our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what 你 wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, 或者 a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H 嘿 Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk 或者 something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear 苹果白兰地 wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I 爱情 你 Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
彩虹 Dash, Rarity, and 苹果白兰地 got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: 你 didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, 你 see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
下一个 morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings 钟, 贝尔 on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis 由 helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on 最佳, 返回页首 of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits 下一个 to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* 你 two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed 由 a town 由 there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let 你 talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, 由 an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs 带, 皮带 of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank 你 sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to 你 in my office?
Pete: 你 mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called 你 yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic 彩虹 as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on 街, 街道 corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing 下一个 to Double Scoop*
Tom: 更多 ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands 下一个 to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss 你 Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train 你 two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. 你 two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are 你 going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected 由 leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help 你 with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...
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