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posted by Katie_Kat200
First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the 食物 (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a 粉丝 fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History 粉丝 Fiction 或者 something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3


Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her 图书馆 cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another 日 in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!” Twilight called. A small baby dragon emerged from the cave and yawned.


“Man, it was cold last night wasn’t it?” Stalagspike asked.

“I know, I wish there was an easier way to stay warm at night besides blankets,” Twilight said, going towards the waterfall where townsfolk took showers. She was wearing her leopard skin dress today, the one Rarity designed. They called her that because she designed cave clothes out of rare jewels that could not be found 由 any other pony.

Twilight found an empty waterfall, used her horn to strip off her clothes and walked under the 喷泉 of water. She looked at Stalagspike, who was picking at his ear.

“Say, aren’t 你 gonna wash up?” Twilight asked. Stalagspike and Twilight both paused for a couple of 秒 and than burst out laughing.

“Good one, Twilight,” Stalagspike said, “So, what are the plans for today? How are 你 going to impress Tribe Leader Celestia?” Twilight’s eyes widened and she looked at Stalagspike.

“I… don’t know,” Twilight said, pulling on her dress after a 1 分钟 shower, “How about today I go visit 苹果白兰地 and see how’s she’s doing?”

“Uh, yeah sure,” Stalagspike said, “You’re really leaving me in charge?” Twilight nodded her head. She looked at him sternly.

“I can trust you, right, Stalagspike? The only good thing that came out of leaving 你 alone was this dress,” Twilight scolded, “And Fluttershy wouldn’t talk to me for over a week. Not because of how shy she is, but because of this dress Stalagspike. THIS DRESS!”

“OK, OK! I really should have thought through on that leopard attack,” Stalagspike said, “I promise.”

“Pinkie Promise?” Twilight said.

“Pinkie… promise… what is that?” Stalagspike asked.

“Cross my 心 and hope to fly, stick a rock in my OW!” Twilight recited, accidentally poking her eye in the process. Stalagspike giggled.

“Alright, I ‘Pinkie Promise’,” Stalagspike said. Twilight grinned and ran off in the direction of Applejack’s cave farm.

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Twilight walked all through the town, saying hi to 随意 ponies. She decided to stop and see her friend Pinkie Rock.

“Hi, Twilight!” Pinkie Rock said, “I’m a little busy right now.” Pinkie Rock started to shift the rocks on the counter, trying to put them in a position where they felt comfortable. Than she looked up and grinned.

“How can I help you?” Pinkie said.

“Actually, I was going to tell 你 that I was going to Applejack’s house,” Twilight said, “I’m still looking for something to impress Tribe Leader Celestia.”

“Oh, as her student, 你 want to impress her,” Pinkie said, “I know what 你 should use. ROCKS!” She threw a rock at Twilight, nearly putting a hole in her head.

“Pinkie,” Twilight said, “I think the tribe leader has had enough of rocks. We need something better… something bigger.”

“Whatever 你 come up with, we ponies will be behind 你 the whole time!” Pinkie shouted, bouncing beside her as she left the shop.

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苹果白兰地 was busy shaking trees to make apples fall into the baskets. She smiled as Twilight and Pinkie walked up.

“Oh, hey, Twilight. Glad to see ya. Come to help out a little?” 苹果白兰地 said.

“Actually, I was wondering if 你 could help me a little with impressing Tribe Leader Celestia,” Twilight said.

“Ahm afraid I can’t. Right now, it’s 苹果 Harvest and I can’t let the 苹果 Family down,” 苹果白兰地 said, bucking one of the trees. The apples all fell into the basket… all except one, which rolled off… rolled. Suddenly, an idea came to Twilight.

“Hey… Applejack,” Twilight said, “Can 你 place four apples in a certain position for me?”

“Uh, sure Twilight. What’s this about?” 苹果白兰地 asked, picking up the apples. Pinkie Rock watched carefully as Twilight arranged the apples so that she could stand on 最佳, 返回页首 of them. She stepped on the apples… and turned them into mush.

“Hmm… we’re gonna need something sturdier,” Twilight said, “I have an idea. Do 你 have any spare stone left?”

“I believe Big Macintosh can help ya with that,” 苹果白兰地 said, “Otherwise, ahm a little busy.” She went back to shaking trees. Twilight found Big Mac easily and trotted over to him.

“Hey, Big Mac, I need some stone,” Twilight said, “Can I use some of it?” Big Mac looked at Twilight quizzically and sighed.

“Eeyup,” Big Mac said. He walked to the cave and brought out a couple slabs of stone. Twilight used a spell to levitate the stone slabs. While Big Macintosh went back to work, Twilight started to go in the direction of her cave. Pinkie followed closely behind.

“What are we gonna do, Twilight?” Pinkie asked.

“Pinkie, we are about to make history!” Twilight 说 excitedly, a distinct spark in her eyes.

It probably isn't what 你 expected and I knew that the idea was stupid... but I'm posting it on here because I know someponies bound to like it. If 你 wanna visit my fan-fic account and see the story there, 你 can: link ENJOY! Hopefully I'll have the 下一个 chapter up tommorow.... and these cavepony chapters aren't really based on true events... well like I said, I came up with it in the 淋浴 -_-
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic 彩虹 as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front.
Audience:...
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Pony: (Looking at laptop) Good god, and people say that this human stuff is evil. Its just pictures
Honcho: (Opens door to room)
Pony: (Closes laptop quickly) Oh, um, Mr. Honcho, sir. How are you
Honcho: (Slams hoofs on desk) Very pissed off, thats what. I want Mr. Sword and I want him now
Pony: Well, Mr. Honcho, I was able to find his locations. I placed a tracker on him the last time he visited with your meeting
Honcho: 你 mean the meeting that ended with me finding a note that said, "I have your secret invention, asshole. Suck it. 爱情 Master Sword:
Pony: Yes, but I put the tracker on him and...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone. I was finally able to get the MLP OC Creator to work, and when it did, I got an idea. Why don't I make 图片 of myself as a 小马 for these articles. So, I made my 小马 form (Which 你 have all seen before) part of the 文章 from now on. I also uploaded these 图片 onto my past What's Your Take articles, so 你 can look at the many expressions he has. I hope 你 enjoy the new OC
YAY! Got Princess Cadance! In this video I unbox 雏菊, 黛西 Dreams. Very, VERY sorry for my feet!!!!!! Hope 你 like this video!
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