still crumpin' on the plane
me-OMG THS IS SOOO FUN!
bree-IKR! BEST B4 MARRIGE PARTY EVR!!!
*p.s. we're yelling cuz the 音乐 iz loud ;)*
ray-KAY CAN I TLK 2 U 4 A SEC?
me-SURE!
*we go in da back room*
me-wats ro-
ray-*kisses me n puts me on the bed*
me-lmao! we're no tlking!
ray-thts the good part about it!!!
*so we hav u-knw-wat (aka s e x) 4 the 1st time, all the way 2 hawaii*
evybdy-*gets off plane*
dray-kay?
me-yeah?
dray-im sorry i 4get 2 tell u wat hppns 2 me sumtimez so if it hppnz again plz dnt h8 me!
me-i already knw wats going on and evr heard of acting?
dray-*hugs me*lmao!
*at desk*
me-scuse me lady
ray-babe!
me-tf u want?
ray-lmao manners?
me-wat?
ray-i got ths. exsuse me ma'am we need 4 master bedrooms plz
lady-okay here u go n i need id's frm all of u n i need u 2 sign ths *hands out ppr n we all sign it n hands ovr our id's*
lady-um...Kenzie?
me-wa-*clears throat* yes?
lady-ths id haznt been renewd
me-and?
lady-i cnt take ths
me-lady listen 2 me carefully! i cn go get ths renewed n it will still hav the same 公牛 stuff on it n ull STILL take it! now if u dnt scan tht one up, imma beat u so bad the earth iz gnna hav an earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady-types sumin in n hands me id
me-*very nicely* thnk u!
*walking 2 our roomz*
dray-kay u ddnt get ur id renewed?
me-i dnt g.a.d about tht!
ray-*puts arm around me* u just so ghetto
me-hood rat! i waz raised 由 a pimp! but myh dad found me n took me in
dray-not true!
me-*gives her an "sthu!" look*
dray-*whispers* sorry!
evrybdy goes in their roomz 下一个 2 each othr n go on with our buisness
me n ray
me-dam my feet hurrttt!!!!
ray-y?
me-4 walkng 2 long durrrr!
ray-lmao! wnna lay dwn?
me-ewww boy no! imma take a shwr THN im going 2 the beach!
ray-i thght u 说 ur feet hurt
me-thy do *smiling innocently at him*
ray-crazy...just crazy...
me-ikr! *gathers up bikini n cover up n get n shwr*
ray-can i come in with u?
me-nah im good
ray-plz?
me-n-o
ray-spells?
me-naw
ray-well im coming in anyway
me-*rushes 2 get out n put clothes on b4 he come in but im 2 l8
me-AHHHH! 射线, 雷 GET OUT! *wrapes towel around me*
ray-*stands there lookin at me* DAM!
me-perv!
ray-im yo man how can i be a-
me-dnt say it!!! now get out so i can put my clothes on!
ray-*walks ovr 2 me n puts arms around me* u dnt hav 2
me-boy u n-a-s-t-y with a capital N-A-S-T-Y!!!!
ray-n u f-i-n-e with a capital F-I-N-E
me-ikr now leaveeeee!
ray-nooooo! *kisses me*
me-lmao! im not doing tha naked!
ray-u did on the plane!
me-*smacks him upside hiz head* stfu! lol!
ray-ur gnna get it
me-omg! im sorry! jk im not
ray-3...2...1 *chases me around*
me-ray stop! my towel's gnna fall!
ray-thts a good thng!
me-no its not!!!!!!!
ray-*catches me*
me-RAYYYYY!!!!! PUT ME DWN!
ray-i got sumin else 4 u! *takes off my towel*
dray n prince
dray-princeton? Princeton? PRINCETONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
prince-owwwww! im rite beside u!
dray-i knw
prince-wat u need?
dray-i've been thnkng n i thght its time we hav a baby
prince-huh?
dray-*hits him*princeeee!
prince-just kddng if u want one we'll hav one
dray-good n only 8 months 2 go!
prince-w8 wat?!
dray-im already pregnet
prince-no. freakn. way
dray-AHHH! IKR!!!
prince-ill be back *leaves room n goes in2 bedroom 4 a reely long time*
dray-prince?
prince-*silence*
dray-*walks in room* prince? PRINCE!
prince-wat?
dray-ur looking at the ceiling
prince-i knw tht
dray-u okay? do u wnt 2 hav a baby?
prince-yeah
dray-*sits on 床, 床上 beside him n cuddles with him* then wats rong
prince-a baby? r we evn responsible 4 one?
dray-yeah
prince-but wat if we cnt get it evrythng he 或者 she needs?!
dray-lmao! we can trust me!
prince-*looks dwn at her* i luv u
dray-*looks up at him* i luv 2
prince-*kisses her*
bree n roc
bree-heyyyy rocky pooh!
roc-who?!
bree-okay im not good with pet names but still, im trying
roc-lmao! wow!
bree-roc ?
roc-yeah?
bree-u thnk Little Roc Jr. gon lik us?
roc-who?!
bree-the baby!
roc-oh nice name!
bree-get ova yoself
roc-if i get ova myself imma be ova u!
bree-*playfully slaps him* tht ddnt make ANY sense lol!!!!
roc-i knw but still-
bree-boy shut up! *kisses him n hugz him* i luv u sooooo much!
roc-i luv u 2 Bree Royal
bree-lmao!
tay n prod
tay-prod wat would u do if i waz pregnet?
prod-take care of the baby like a real man should do im gnna be there 4 u n the baby. y? u pregnet?
tay-*shakes head*
prod-y dnt we hav one?
tay-i cnt
prod-y not?
tay-i askd my doctor if i could hav children n the answer waz no
prod-cuz of wat hppnd wen u were little?
tay-*nods head n lays on prod* im glad i hav u
prod-im glad i hav u wnna do sum r r8ed thngs?
tay-ewww boy!
prod-come on! *picks her up* dam girl u heavy wat u been eatng?!
tay-chickn fingers n fries! wat u thnk?!
prod-lmao! *lays her on 床, 床上 n Kisses her*
tay-freaky deeky!
prod-sexy mama!
tay-ikr! im sexy n i knw it!
prod-lmfao!
find out wat will hppn nxt!!!!!
me-OMG THS IS SOOO FUN!
bree-IKR! BEST B4 MARRIGE PARTY EVR!!!
*p.s. we're yelling cuz the 音乐 iz loud ;)*
ray-KAY CAN I TLK 2 U 4 A SEC?
me-SURE!
*we go in da back room*
me-wats ro-
ray-*kisses me n puts me on the bed*
me-lmao! we're no tlking!
ray-thts the good part about it!!!
*so we hav u-knw-wat (aka s e x) 4 the 1st time, all the way 2 hawaii*
evybdy-*gets off plane*
dray-kay?
me-yeah?
dray-im sorry i 4get 2 tell u wat hppns 2 me sumtimez so if it hppnz again plz dnt h8 me!
me-i already knw wats going on and evr heard of acting?
dray-*hugs me*lmao!
*at desk*
me-scuse me lady
ray-babe!
me-tf u want?
ray-lmao manners?
me-wat?
ray-i got ths. exsuse me ma'am we need 4 master bedrooms plz
lady-okay here u go n i need id's frm all of u n i need u 2 sign ths *hands out ppr n we all sign it n hands ovr our id's*
lady-um...Kenzie?
me-wa-*clears throat* yes?
lady-ths id haznt been renewd
me-and?
lady-i cnt take ths
me-lady listen 2 me carefully! i cn go get ths renewed n it will still hav the same 公牛 stuff on it n ull STILL take it! now if u dnt scan tht one up, imma beat u so bad the earth iz gnna hav an earthquake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lady-types sumin in n hands me id
me-*very nicely* thnk u!
*walking 2 our roomz*
dray-kay u ddnt get ur id renewed?
me-i dnt g.a.d about tht!
ray-*puts arm around me* u just so ghetto
me-hood rat! i waz raised 由 a pimp! but myh dad found me n took me in
dray-not true!
me-*gives her an "sthu!" look*
dray-*whispers* sorry!
evrybdy goes in their roomz 下一个 2 each othr n go on with our buisness
me n ray
me-dam my feet hurrttt!!!!
ray-y?
me-4 walkng 2 long durrrr!
ray-lmao! wnna lay dwn?
me-ewww boy no! imma take a shwr THN im going 2 the beach!
ray-i thght u 说 ur feet hurt
me-thy do *smiling innocently at him*
ray-crazy...just crazy...
me-ikr! *gathers up bikini n cover up n get n shwr*
ray-can i come in with u?
me-nah im good
ray-plz?
me-n-o
ray-spells?
me-naw
ray-well im coming in anyway
me-*rushes 2 get out n put clothes on b4 he come in but im 2 l8
me-AHHHH! 射线, 雷 GET OUT! *wrapes towel around me*
ray-*stands there lookin at me* DAM!
me-perv!
ray-im yo man how can i be a-
me-dnt say it!!! now get out so i can put my clothes on!
ray-*walks ovr 2 me n puts arms around me* u dnt hav 2
me-boy u n-a-s-t-y with a capital N-A-S-T-Y!!!!
ray-n u f-i-n-e with a capital F-I-N-E
me-ikr now leaveeeee!
ray-nooooo! *kisses me*
me-lmao! im not doing tha naked!
ray-u did on the plane!
me-*smacks him upside hiz head* stfu! lol!
ray-ur gnna get it
me-omg! im sorry! jk im not
ray-3...2...1 *chases me around*
me-ray stop! my towel's gnna fall!
ray-thts a good thng!
me-no its not!!!!!!!
ray-*catches me*
me-RAYYYYY!!!!! PUT ME DWN!
ray-i got sumin else 4 u! *takes off my towel*
dray n prince
dray-princeton? Princeton? PRINCETONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
prince-owwwww! im rite beside u!
dray-i knw
prince-wat u need?
dray-i've been thnkng n i thght its time we hav a baby
prince-huh?
dray-*hits him*princeeee!
prince-just kddng if u want one we'll hav one
dray-good n only 8 months 2 go!
prince-w8 wat?!
dray-im already pregnet
prince-no. freakn. way
dray-AHHH! IKR!!!
prince-ill be back *leaves room n goes in2 bedroom 4 a reely long time*
dray-prince?
prince-*silence*
dray-*walks in room* prince? PRINCE!
prince-wat?
dray-ur looking at the ceiling
prince-i knw tht
dray-u okay? do u wnt 2 hav a baby?
prince-yeah
dray-*sits on 床, 床上 beside him n cuddles with him* then wats rong
prince-a baby? r we evn responsible 4 one?
dray-yeah
prince-but wat if we cnt get it evrythng he 或者 she needs?!
dray-lmao! we can trust me!
prince-*looks dwn at her* i luv u
dray-*looks up at him* i luv 2
prince-*kisses her*
bree n roc
bree-heyyyy rocky pooh!
roc-who?!
bree-okay im not good with pet names but still, im trying
roc-lmao! wow!
bree-roc ?
roc-yeah?
bree-u thnk Little Roc Jr. gon lik us?
roc-who?!
bree-the baby!
roc-oh nice name!
bree-get ova yoself
roc-if i get ova myself imma be ova u!
bree-*playfully slaps him* tht ddnt make ANY sense lol!!!!
roc-i knw but still-
bree-boy shut up! *kisses him n hugz him* i luv u sooooo much!
roc-i luv u 2 Bree Royal
bree-lmao!
tay n prod
tay-prod wat would u do if i waz pregnet?
prod-take care of the baby like a real man should do im gnna be there 4 u n the baby. y? u pregnet?
tay-*shakes head*
prod-y dnt we hav one?
tay-i cnt
prod-y not?
tay-i askd my doctor if i could hav children n the answer waz no
prod-cuz of wat hppnd wen u were little?
tay-*nods head n lays on prod* im glad i hav u
prod-im glad i hav u wnna do sum r r8ed thngs?
tay-ewww boy!
prod-come on! *picks her up* dam girl u heavy wat u been eatng?!
tay-chickn fingers n fries! wat u thnk?!
prod-lmao! *lays her on 床, 床上 n Kisses her*
tay-freaky deeky!
prod-sexy mama!
tay-ikr! im sexy n i knw it!
prod-lmfao!
find out wat will hppn nxt!!!!!
