From an 电子邮箱 I got.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying 你 screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything 你 are not.
爱情 may be beautiful, 爱情 may be bliss,
But I only slept with 你 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 爱情 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
玫瑰 are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the 玫瑰 are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, 你 take my breath away.
What have 你 stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for 你 no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC 秒 LINE:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying 你 screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything 你 are not.
爱情 may be beautiful, 爱情 may be bliss,
But I only slept with 你 'cause I was pissed.
I thought that I could 爱情 no other --
That is until I met your brother.
玫瑰 are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the 玫瑰 are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I 爱情 your smile, your face, and your eyes –
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, 你 take my breath away.
What have 你 stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for 你 no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I cant even imagine that after 6 months and 18 days 你 could just say 你 dont 爱情 me anymore!I cant even say im mad at 你 cause how could i be mad at someone like you? I truly 爱情 你 and i just dont know why 你 说 goodbye. I didnt even see it coming it was a compleate shock and whats worse 你 broke up with me over facebook. The part that hurts the most is I didnt even get a real reason as for why 你 broke up with me i have guesses but i cant prove any of them. Was it cause i wasnt moveing fast enough for you? That 你 were leaveing for college? because what 你 dont realise is that i could graduate a semester after 你 if i really wanted to. So tell me why??