Dr.Gregory House

“I teach 你 to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned 你 wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if 你 jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? 你 take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...