Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
你 know!
你 know who?
It's okay, he's dead! 你 can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 你 absolutely certain 你 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
你 know!
你 know who?
It's okay, he's dead! 你 can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 你 absolutely certain 你 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
harry potter is now logged in
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
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ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl 哈哈
harry huh? 哈哈 wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
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ron 哈哈 meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny 你 took the words right out of my mouth
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luke hi any one in here
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luke nope iGuesss not
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter 粉丝 tell me want u think 由 the why its is post to be funny happy brith 日 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b 日 harry
harry anyone here i bored and can't do Magie
ginny w has now logged in
ginny yea am here this is why better then are old owl 哈哈
harry huh? 哈哈 wants that tell ron isay hi d hi
ron w has nowlodgedd in
ron hi harry wazs up and ginny get out of this chat room
ginny u can't make me
harry ron ginny be nice and can any one till me what 哈哈 and waz means
ginny 哈哈 meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ron 哈哈 meanslaughh out loud and wazwantt is up
ginny 你 took the words right out of my mouth
luke has now logged in
luke hi any one in here
harry has now logged out
ginny has nowlodgedd out
ron now has logged out
luke nope iGuesss not
luke has now logged out
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am not a nerd and it only took 3 mins to make am just a big harry potter 粉丝 tell me want u think 由 the why its is post to be funny happy brith 日 45th j.k and happy 30th harry
so all i got to say is happy b 日 harry
We don't have a set 日期 for when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open, but today from Orlando, Florida, Universal Studios confirmed that the park would be opening in Spring of 2010. The three main rides that will be found there are Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Flight of the Hippogriff and Dragon Challenge. On Flight of the Hippogriff 你 can interact with Hagrid as 你 learn to fly a Hippogriff. Dragon Challenge will recreate the first task of the Triwizard tournament and 你 can fly either a Hungarian Horntail 或者 a Chinese Fireball Dragon.
Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD 由 releasing 1000 balloons over 伦敦 today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!
Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release 日期 of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All 粉丝 in the US can look 前锋, 期待 to getting a copy on that day.
Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release 日期 of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All 粉丝 in the US can look 前锋, 期待 to getting a copy on that day.
Rupert Grint is now naked on cherrybomb. The film is about three teenagers who embark on a debauched weekend of drink, drugs, shoplifting and stealing cars. and also grab girl 由 dirty thing. According to the Sun, Grint no longer sports the floppy hair, and he showed a lot of confidence doing the naked scene with his co-star Kimberley Nixon
Emma also ready for Naked for one producer that i forgot the name. unhappy those producer not offering film to emma yet. she also want to change her image to nude