Harry Potter Jokes
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
你 know!
你 know who?
It's okay, he's dead! 你 can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 你 absolutely certain 你 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Why did Harry potter?
Because he didn’t feel like rushing!
What’s the difference between a wizard and the letters M A K E S?
One makes spells, the other spells makes!
Why was Dobby always saying sorry?
Because he had low elf-esteem!
What did Harry's godfather say when Harry kept poking him?
"That's enough now Harry! I'm Sirius!"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
你 know!
你 know who?
It's okay, he's dead! 你 can say his name now, silly
knock knock.
who's there?
wingardium levio.
wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR
How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — wizards don’t use electricity!
Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?
So no one could tell what side he was on.
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are 你 absolutely certain 你 want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"
What do 你 get when 你 交叉, 十字架 Crookshanks with McGonagall
Really ugly kittens
Many of us are familiar with Harry Potter's Diagon Alley but somehow... it sounds weird to hear A Diagon Mall. I am a third 年 student taking up Advertising and we are assign think of a topic that suit our satisfaction. Our topic is about Thematic Branding and I am thinking about doing the Harry Potter's Diagon Alley. Since the place is already a commercial place for the wizardy world I have decided to pick it up as my thesis. Now I would like to gather 评论 about my proposal about Advertising Diagon Alley and make it not just an ordinary place in a magical world.
Since the 7th book is out and has probably been read 由 most of the Harry Potter fans, does this really mean that the Potter mania is over? When I finished the book, I immediately reread it just trick to myself into thinking it wasn't over. For a while I was in a state of Potter denial. I kept thinking that it's not over and there will be loads 更多 图书 after the 7th. I have finally realized that it's over and done with. But it got me thinking.
Will we ever have another great series like Harry Potter?
It's possible that we might not see another great series for 5, 10, 或者 even 20 years. It might not be as good as Harry Potter, but there's hope.
But maybe we won't have to wait. Maybe the Potter mania isn't really over. With Fanfic, Fanart, Wizard Rock and everything wizard related the Potter legacy still continues. So, maybe it isn't the end.
Will we ever have another great series like Harry Potter?
It's possible that we might not see another great series for 5, 10, 或者 even 20 years. It might not be as good as Harry Potter, but there's hope.
But maybe we won't have to wait. Maybe the Potter mania isn't really over. With Fanfic, Fanart, Wizard Rock and everything wizard related the Potter legacy still continues. So, maybe it isn't the end.
