哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: The Final Battle: Part 6

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posted by harrypotterbest

Outside, while the wizards and 吸血鬼 prepared for battle, Meyer and Rowling had a little chat.
“So…” 说 Joanne, uncomfortable 由 the dark silence between herself and Meyer. “Nice place 你 got here.” Meyer made no response. Joanne glanced at her. “I heard how Midnight Sun got leaked on the Internet,” she said, hoping to provoke the other 作者 into talking.
“Yeah,” 说 Meyer, flaring up instantly. “I can’t believe anyone would do such a cruel thing.” J K thought back to the time when her 图书 had gotten leaked on the net. It wasn’t the best feeling in the world, but it wasn’t an excuse to give up 写作 the book.
“So, I’m guessing 你 get a lot of 粉丝 mail?” asked J K, regretting leading the subject to Midnight Sun.
“Yes, I do,” 说 Meyer, with a falsely sweet smile. “Maybe 更多 than you, I never really know, as I only see a little of it. My brother Seth” she laughed “keeps track of it all, and only forwards a few every day.”
Joanne made no response. It was hard to talk to Meyer. Fortunately, Meyer seemed to take the conversation into her own hands.
“So, after writing, what do 你 do to pass time?”
Jo smiled and replied “I read.”
Meyer looked surprised and opened her mouth to say something, but just then the Wizards and 吸血鬼 shouted in union, “We’re ready!”
Meyer got up and crossed to the other side of the lawn, where she would be refereeing. Edward and Harry simultaneously shouted GO! And the yard broke into battle.

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My opinions and thoughts on Twilight Characters

posted by Renesmee_XD

This is my last 文章 and as 你 may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.

Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

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The Height of Stupidity

posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant 或者 just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner 粉丝 upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight 粉丝 around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the 狼 Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

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Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the 图书 and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a 更多 complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse 图书 (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight 文章 and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

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Comparison: Stephenie Meyer and Voldemort

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight 粉丝 who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about 吸血鬼 (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

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My Review of Twilight and it 粉丝

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight 粉丝 write out their 文章 on why they like Twilight. Not just 文章 other things too. I will give 你 and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the 标题 says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of 标题 I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight 粉丝 I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if 你 ever want...

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Old twilight 粉丝 writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This 文章 was actually wriiten 由 an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i 发布 it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the 文章 proves that even though 你爱情 twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was 你 one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop 阅读 it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER 你 DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

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The Ring

posted by HaleyDewit

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the 商店 he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell 下一个 to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man 说 looking at the 商店 owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

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DH Trailer Screencaps

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Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by PMT

This 文章 was NOT written 由 me. I found this somewhere else as a 评论 and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight 粉丝 will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell 你 my story. I 爱情 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 日 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 表演 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 图书 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that 说 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 迷失 my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this 问题 a lot lately. Twilight 粉丝 don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this 文章 in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No 更多 than a month. But Bella...

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Yet another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 辩论

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what 你 are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 文章 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 列表 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 爱情 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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It's Lust, not 爱情

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start 写作 about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the 标题 to errors.

My apologise to Twilight 粉丝 if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 图书 like twice this 月 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole 列表 on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 图书 to be scientifically accurate. But if 你 plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Dumbledore Owns

added by TeamSiriusBlack

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吸血鬼爱情 Twilight

added by nati30

Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

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Twilight Is Just Fanfic In Denial.

posted by LoveforSeverus

Well I've been 写作 a little fanfic recently and I realized that when I write fanfic, I mostly let my character's handle the plot. Whatever happens to pop in my head at the time, and doesn't go completely against the 总体, 整体 story line, gets put in the fanfic.
But Smeyer says that she wrote Twilight 由 just "letting her characters handle the plot". There 由 making it seem a lot like how, not only I, but other people, write 粉丝 fiction.
I decided to look up some reasons of what makes a good 粉丝 fiction:
"1. Choose the anime/manga/book/video game/movie 你 want your fan-fic to be about." Vampire's...

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a 列表 of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 由 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two 图书 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 你 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 秒 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter 粉丝 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 文章 HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 分钟以前 via Plurk · 评论 · Like · View 评论 on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 分钟以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 分钟以前 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 分钟以前 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 你或者 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 爱情 with 你 — and 你 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 你 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 爱情 of your life. 你 should stay with him since he will keep 你安全 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...