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posted by harrypotterbest
Outside, while the wizards and 吸血鬼 prepared for battle, Meyer and Rowling had a little chat.
“So…” 说 Joanne, uncomfortable 由 the dark silence between herself and Meyer. “Nice place 你 got here.” Meyer made no response. Joanne glanced at her. “I heard how Midnight Sun got leaked on the Internet,” she said, hoping to provoke the other 作者 into talking.
“Yeah,” 说 Meyer, flaring up instantly. “I can’t believe anyone would do such a cruel thing.” J K thought back to the time when her 图书 had gotten leaked on the net. It wasn’t the best feeling in the world, but it wasn’t an excuse to give up 写作 the book.
“So, I’m guessing 你 get a lot of 粉丝 mail?” asked J K, regretting leading the subject to Midnight Sun.
“Yes, I do,” 说 Meyer, with a falsely sweet smile. “Maybe 更多 than you, I never really know, as I only see a little of it. My brother Seth” she laughed “keeps track of it all, and only forwards a few every day.”
Joanne made no response. It was hard to talk to Meyer. Fortunately, Meyer seemed to take the conversation into her own hands.
“So, after writing, what do 你 do to pass time?”
Jo smiled and replied “I read.”
Meyer looked surprised and opened her mouth to say something, but just then the Wizards and 吸血鬼 shouted in union, “We’re ready!”
Meyer got up and crossed to the other side of the lawn, where she would be refereeing. Edward and Harry simultaneously shouted GO! And the yard broke into battle.
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added by LoveforSeverus
1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 更多 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 婊子, 子 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.

That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
posted by Swhit2
Okay, so Is anyone else as tired of the Twilight vs. HP argument? Well, I personally prefer Twilight, but Harry Potter is also very good. I think that people should just shut the hell up over it! Every once in a while, someone will talk badly about Twilight and I will defend it, but it is still ridiculous to argue over such nonsense.
-Isabella
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posted by XDRoseLuvsHP
Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean 由 "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional...
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Source: A website that I forgot the name of... >.>
posted by harrypotterbest
As Edward and Harry settled the final means of the battle, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny had a talk.
“Who wrote this rubbish?” asked Ron. “Sparkle in the sun, battle with debate, they don’t even drink proper blood!”
Hermione, as usual, was the one to answer. “Ron, everyone knows Stephanie Meyer wrote this ‘rubbish.’ She’s not a very good writer, according to The Daily Prophet, and for once I agree with them,” Hermione rolled her eyes. “At least OUR writer, the brilliant J K Rowling, didn’t make US sparkle in the sun. What nonsense!”
“Do 你 know where this Meyer person...
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I'm tired of repeating myself and other HP 粉丝 repeating themselves constantly so here is my opinion on why Harry Potter is better. So 你 don't think I'm being biased, let me tell you: I read Harry Potter when I was 5 and have been a 粉丝 since (and that shuts down the 评论 that little kids can't read it 由 the way) and when I was 13, I read Twilight (before the bandwagon) and loved it. Then just recently, I got off the Twilight High. So I know how it is to have liked Twilight and to like Harry Potter.

First, we can look at the authors. JK Rowling is the epitome of Rag to Riches. She started...
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posted by NataliaLidia
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!

books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have 逼债, 墩 her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!

harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!

movies
both 电影院 hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
posted by HaleyDewit
Bella
My name is Bella and there’s something I need to tell
I’m dating this cute vampire, he’s just hot as hell
He’s fascinated 由 my none existing mind
And I fall apart whenever I stare in those liquid topaz eyes

Edward
My name is Edward and there’s something I need to say
Bella’s gonna freak when she finds out I’m gay
But I can clearly understand what she sees in me
Because have 你 ever met someone this perfectly

Bella
I used to live in Phoenix, but now moved to this rainy place
I keep whining about it and I always have the same expression on my face
I’m just a little girl who’s helpless...
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1. 加入 an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. 加入 an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects 你 from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. 你 can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, 你 make 老友记 with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...
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I'm adressing the rabid Twilight 粉丝 if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common 粉丝 of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal 辩论 unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points 由 attacking him 或者 her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...
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posted by Athiya
Many of 你 might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...
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This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the 标题 of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that 由 now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her 文章 first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most 流行的 girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...
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