Outside, while the wizards and 吸血鬼 prepared for battle, Meyer and Rowling had a little chat.
“So…” 说 Joanne, uncomfortable 由 the dark silence between herself and Meyer. “Nice place 你 got here.” Meyer made no response. Joanne glanced at her. “I heard how Midnight Sun got leaked on the Internet,” she said, hoping to provoke the other 作者 into talking.
“Yeah,” 说 Meyer, flaring up instantly. “I can’t believe anyone would do such a cruel thing.” J K thought back to the time when her 图书 had gotten leaked on the net. It wasn’t the best feeling in the world, but it wasn’t an excuse to give up 写作 the book.
“So, I’m guessing 你 get a lot of 粉丝 mail?” asked J K, regretting leading the subject to Midnight Sun.
“Yes, I do,” 说 Meyer, with a falsely sweet smile. “Maybe 更多 than you, I never really know, as I only see a little of it. My brother Seth” she laughed “keeps track of it all, and only forwards a few every day.”
Joanne made no response. It was hard to talk to Meyer. Fortunately, Meyer seemed to take the conversation into her own hands.
“So, after writing, what do 你 do to pass time?”
Jo smiled and replied “I read.”
Meyer looked surprised and opened her mouth to say something, but just then the Wizards and 吸血鬼 shouted in union, “We’re ready!”
Meyer got up and crossed to the other side of the lawn, where she would be refereeing. Edward and Harry simultaneously shouted GO! And the yard broke into battle.
“So…” 说 Joanne, uncomfortable 由 the dark silence between herself and Meyer. “Nice place 你 got here.” Meyer made no response. Joanne glanced at her. “I heard how Midnight Sun got leaked on the Internet,” she said, hoping to provoke the other 作者 into talking.
“Yeah,” 说 Meyer, flaring up instantly. “I can’t believe anyone would do such a cruel thing.” J K thought back to the time when her 图书 had gotten leaked on the net. It wasn’t the best feeling in the world, but it wasn’t an excuse to give up 写作 the book.
“So, I’m guessing 你 get a lot of 粉丝 mail?” asked J K, regretting leading the subject to Midnight Sun.
“Yes, I do,” 说 Meyer, with a falsely sweet smile. “Maybe 更多 than you, I never really know, as I only see a little of it. My brother Seth” she laughed “keeps track of it all, and only forwards a few every day.”
Joanne made no response. It was hard to talk to Meyer. Fortunately, Meyer seemed to take the conversation into her own hands.
“So, after writing, what do 你 do to pass time?”
Jo smiled and replied “I read.”
Meyer looked surprised and opened her mouth to say something, but just then the Wizards and 吸血鬼 shouted in union, “We’re ready!”
Meyer got up and crossed to the other side of the lawn, where she would be refereeing. Edward and Harry simultaneously shouted GO! And the yard broke into battle.
1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 更多 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 婊子, 子 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.
That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 更多 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 婊子, 子 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.
That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!
Okay, so Is anyone else as tired of the Twilight vs. HP argument? Well, I personally prefer Twilight, but Harry Potter is also very good. I think that people should just shut the hell up over it! Every once in a while, someone will talk badly about Twilight and I will defend it, but it is still ridiculous to argue over such nonsense.
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i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have 逼债, 墩 her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both 电影院 hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have 逼债, 墩 her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both 电影院 hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!