哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: HP powns!!!

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posted by jointhehunt

I saw hp in the 标题 and i had to join!!! HP is genius!!! Hats off the J.K. Rowling for inventing the box office sensation!! Twilight has many faults, but I will save 你 the time and only state one: 吸血鬼 are supposed to disinirate when in sunlight, but insead they shimmer like fairy prinssess. I have nothing out for twilight, I just think 更多 effert into the story line would have hellped my liking of the twilight series. No effense intended, but thought intended.

Nevwer the less,
jointhehunt

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cassie-1-2-3 Dracula didn't incinerat in the sun, just saying. Vampires aren't really "supposed" to do anything, except for maybe drink blood. Not even all of them do that. Welcome.

fredsblackdalia They sparkle like toothpaste.I bet their blood is minty.

cassie-1-2-3 If they had blood...

KateKicksAss Look, Vampires not sparkling is an OPINION, not a fact. Vampires don't exist, so you can't say for certain whether they sparkle or not! Don't call that a valid "reason" or any kind. And I've never heard of ANY vampires "disinirating" in the sun.....

SEEKER6 @fredsblackdalia: U COMPLETELY just made my day with that comment! hahahahahahaahahaha x3

SEEKER6 Well, technically, wouldn't Renesmee(sp?) have blood? And she's a vampire...

cassie-1-2-3 Renesmee is a dampir

SEEKER6 Oh, yay! did i spell it right? wow. Ok, so, anyway... a dampir?

cassie-1-2-3 Lol, yes, you spelled it right. A dampire is a half human/half vampire hybrid. They're different from vampires, but I guess still vampires.

zanhar1 It kind of just seems to me you came here wanting to say only one thing you believed was a fault and decided to cover it up with the whole I could go on but... statement. And you spelt pwned wrong. But I could be wrong.

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50 Things That Could Turn Twilight From Good To Great

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In my opinion, Twilight is good. Not as great as Harry Potter, but good. I've composed a 列表 of what would turn Twilight great-with the help of various Twilight and Harry Potter fans.

1.Make Bella a vampire slayer
2.make Bella less whiny
3.Bella can do backflips
4.Jacob gets arrested 由 the Animal Cops
5.Edward's name changes to "Schmirrnoff"
6.Edward dies
7.Or Bella dies
8.Creamed corn
9.Hogwarts
10.A theme song
11.Bella isn't dependent on Edward
12.Lauren turns out to be Wonder Woman
13.Log cabin
14.Voldemort destroys the Volturi
15."squishy octopus"
16.make Bella smart
17. Change "forks" into "Spoons" because...

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 问题 a bit 以前 asking what bothers 你 about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if 你 haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, 你 probably...