哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: HP powns!!!

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posted by jointhehunt

I saw hp in the 标题 and i had to join!!! HP is genius!!! Hats off the J.K. Rowling for inventing the box office sensation!! Twilight has many faults, but I will save 你 the time and only state one: 吸血鬼 are supposed to disinirate when in sunlight, but insead they shimmer like fairy prinssess. I have nothing out for twilight, I just think 更多 effert into the story line would have hellped my liking of the twilight series. No effense intended, but thought intended.

Nevwer the less,
jointhehunt

al0898 and fredsblackdalia like this

cassie-1-2-3 Dracula didn't incinerat in the sun, just saying. Vampires aren't really "supposed" to do anything, except for maybe drink blood. Not even all of them do that. Welcome.

fredsblackdalia They sparkle like toothpaste.I bet their blood is minty.

cassie-1-2-3 If they had blood...

KateKicksAss Look, Vampires not sparkling is an OPINION, not a fact. Vampires don't exist, so you can't say for certain whether they sparkle or not! Don't call that a valid "reason" or any kind. And I've never heard of ANY vampires "disinirating" in the sun.....

SEEKER6 @fredsblackdalia: U COMPLETELY just made my day with that comment! hahahahahahaahahaha x3

SEEKER6 Well, technically, wouldn't Renesmee(sp?) have blood? And she's a vampire...

cassie-1-2-3 Renesmee is a dampir

SEEKER6 Oh, yay! did i spell it right? wow. Ok, so, anyway... a dampir?

cassie-1-2-3 Lol, yes, you spelled it right. A dampire is a half human/half vampire hybrid. They're different from vampires, but I guess still vampires.

zanhar1 It kind of just seems to me you came here wanting to say only one thing you believed was a fault and decided to cover it up with the whole I could go on but... statement. And you spelt pwned wrong. But I could be wrong.

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The Final Battle: Part 1

posted by harrypotterbest

Harry stood at the forest’s edge without moving. He was thinking to leave, when a flurry of movement within caught his attention. Peering at the massive shape he could see, he realized too late that it was a wolf. He jumped out of the way, and the 狼 landed where he had been a 秒 before. He looked down at it. The wolf, which had reddish-brown fur, growled up at him. Impulsively Harry withdrew his wand from his jeans pocket.
The 狼 stopped growling when it caught sight of the raised wand. It transformed into a man, and Harry backed up, astonishment on his face. The wolf-man spoke....

Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 3

posted by luv_warriorcatz

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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. 你 sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. 你 just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards 或者 vampires.

83. 你 did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead 你 went on a rant on how much u luv it and 你 keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to 你 cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter part 2

posted by luv_warriorcatz

hers ther link

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51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think 你 probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...

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65 ways to piss of Lord Voldemort

posted by FredWRules

1. Ask him why he doesn't have such a cool scar.

2. Call him The-Guy-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.

3. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 你 taught him everything he knows.

4. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

5. Ask him when he last took a bath.

6. Pat him on the head and give him 花 when his plans are foiled yet again

7. Play "knock and run" at his bedchamber door late at night.

8. Ask him why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 更多 "sociably acceptable".

9. If 你 ever need to say "Like taking 糖果 from a baby", be sure to add: '"Of course, SOME of us might find that harder...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

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1. he/she just 说 "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just 说 that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff 或者 hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot 更多 then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Yes..another Harry Potter vs. Twilight debate!

posted by slytherinangel

Okay. I know what 你 are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight 文章 but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me 列表 the reasons why children, teens and adults can 爱情 Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...

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Rant On Stephanie Meyer's Writing...

posted by PygmyPuff14

Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight 粉丝 here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the 说 people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...

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To those who say Harry Potter is a 幻想

posted by Confuzzle

First off, one of my best 老友记 refuses to read Harry Potter because it's a fantasy. 你 probably 说 the exact same thing. I did too.

Just to clear this up, I'm going to explain this for you. All 7 图书更多或者 less have the same goal in mind. Harry's parents were murdered 由 Voldemort in Godric's Hollow when Harry was 1. Until the age of 11, he believed it was only a car crash. He had no idea that he was famous for the supposed "death" of Voldemort. That is, until Hagrid comes to tell him that he is indeed a wizard.

In his first year, the main plot, 更多或者 less, is about Harry trying...

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Which do 你 prefer/think is better...Harry Potter...or Twilight?

posted by ABDCFan-

Okay, so i was getting pretty sick of answering so many 问题 about the same thing, and im sure others are/were too, so i just thought that it would be better for everyone to add their opinion to this thing, cos i guess it just makes life easier, and because 你 can get LOADS of replies/answers on this. So yeah, enjoy.

My Answer:
In my opinion, Harry Potter is better, and i prefer it 更多 than Twilight, because i feel as if i can relate to the characters more. Also, i feel as if Twilight doesn't really have a plot, compared to Harry Potter. (There is more, but i cba to write anymore atm, haha)

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Confessions of a Twilight-Loving Harry Potter 粉丝

posted by squashedcupcake

I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set 下一个 to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased 或者 B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the 答案 I heard were something...

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由 the Grace of God stop saying "Characters are hot /in the movies, therefore book is excellent".

posted by Aquilia

I have just tried to refute another "Edward is hot" type fallacy. I've had enough, I'm ready to puke - pardon the language - in link if I see another one. In the foreseeable future, I shall either not bother with such fallacies but instead ignore and ridicule 或者 point to this article. This applies to both sides because some Twilight 粉丝 and some new Harry Potter 粉丝 here are frequently inferring it.

I point to my 前一个 article: link for the introduction.
I shall here only point out Number Six:
Non sequitur.
What is a Non Sequitur and a fallacy: I shall again refer to 牛津, 牛津大学 English Dictionary...

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Harry and Cho- A brief history.

posted by FredWRules

-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a 移动 until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s 日 in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry 说 he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.