Flippy bribes Shifty

A warning before we continue: THIS IS PART TWO OF A FANFIC I AM WRITING. IF 你 HAVEN'T READ PART ONE, TURN BACK NOW. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

(We continue as Fliqpy(he flipped out in part 1) and Splendid are about to fight. I'm in a nearby house, but as a Generic 树 Friend(as it stands), I have no lines. I do, however, have a video camera. Wait'll the news gets this footage!)

Splendid, in a voice befitting an English-speaking Godzilla, but a tad 更多 high-pitched: Everyone evacuate your homes! What is about to happen will turn this immediate area into a wasteland!...

你 are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy 树 老友记 history, 你 will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the 民意调查 I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy 树 Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

Starring: Flippy, Splendid,...

He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if 你 say Vietnam he'll stab 你 with a fork
if 你 say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if 你 call for help he'll stab 你 in the butt.
Never run because 你 know he'll catch you
he might torture 或者 just plain kill you.
Run for cover, 更多 like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if 你 run 或者 cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...

HTF spoof
(flippy is standing there. He just went back to normal after flipping out and is covered in blood.)

Flippy:what the?
Flaky:*grabs Flippy's arm* 你 are going to an insane asylum Flippy.
Flippy:wait what?
(it cuts to a scene where flippy is in the asylum looking around then it cuts to a five years later scene)

Flippy:*rocking back and forth and talking in a weird voice* Popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers.
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(Flippy is chasing toothy with his knife)
Flippy:I'm gonna kill you!
Toothy:wait, just let me load my musket.
Flippy:who uses a musket...