《欢乐树的朋友们》

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Chapter 1 PART ONE
Dancing with Death

Dark stormy nights Jamie usually fell asleep quite nicley, but on this particular night, sleep wasn't as near as what was on her mind. She was in the mood to go somewhere. She had been cooped up in her house all the time scince her mom had passed away just last week. She needed to find somthing to do. As soon as she got to thinking. The phone started to ring. She picked it up and answered it to find her friend Spooky was on the phone.

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A warning before we continue: THIS IS PART TWO OF A FANFIC I AM WRITING. IF 你 HAVEN'T READ PART ONE, TURN BACK NOW. I AM NOT KIDDING.

Now that we've got that out of the way...

(We continue as Fliqpy(he flipped out in part 1) and Splendid are about to fight. I'm in a nearby house, but as a Generic 树 Friend(as it stands), I have no lines. I do, however, have a video camera. Wait'll the news gets this footage!)

Splendid, in a voice befitting an English-speaking Godzilla, but a tad 更多 high-pitched: Everyone evacuate your homes! What is about to happen...

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你 are about to witness history in the making. For the first time in Happy 树 老友记 history, 你 will get to witness the first ever fight between Flippy and Splendid. Because of the 民意调查 I had recently created, which is now closed since I just published this fanfic, Flaky is the only Happy 树 Friend who will not die. Any sustained injury will be made survivable so long as it's within reason. However, this also means Flippy will, unfortunately, die. Whether Splendid actually kills Flippy will be revealed here. Feel free to make bets about who kills who first.

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1.pant, growl, yell like flippy when you're mad.

2.when 你 see 糖果 act all jittery like nutty and steal it.

3.steal stuff all the time and laugh like shifty and lifty.

4.act like lumpy, enough said.

5.act scared all the time like flaky.

6.act like 你 have no hands.

7.never talk, only act out stuff like mime.

8.act like disco bear.

9.act like splendid.

10.act like the mole.

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He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if 你 say Vietnam he'll stab 你 with a fork
if 你 say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
你 can't stop him no matter what
if 你 call for help he'll stab 你 in the butt.
Never run because 你 know he'll catch you
he might torture 或者 just plain kill you.
Run for cover, 更多 like run for death

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HTF spoof
(flippy is standing there. He just went back to normal after flipping out and is covered in blood.)

Flippy:what the?
Flaky:*grabs Flippy's arm* 你 are going to an insane asylum Flippy.
Flippy:wait what?
(it cuts to a scene where flippy is in the asylum looking around then it cuts to a five years later scene)

Flippy:*rocking back and forth and talking in a weird voice* Popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers.
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Hooray, my first ever HTF fanfic. I've written so many fucking Ni Hao, Kai-Lan related fanfics that I NEED a bloody change of pace. Now, let me give 你 the details of how this shit will be run. If a character speaks(more 或者 less), I will be 写作 my fanfics here with the characters speaking English, except for the 3 characters that do not speak(Mole, Mime, Cro-Marmot). At least 7 characters will perish. Flippy will not die, but Lumpy is gonna get the most over-the-top death. Maybe 由 Flippy, 你 never know. Feel free to make 支持 bets about who dies first. My 心 is as black as...

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Chapter 2
it was the 日 flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright 颜色 everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a...

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chapter 1
It was a normal 日 for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It 说 on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, 你 have been...

Later, the violence will migrate off Happy 树 老友记 onto Timmy Failure.

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