9 Reasons 狗 Are Better At 万圣节前夕 Than 你 Are 

Your cobwebs are up and you’ve already finalized the last details of your costume. Good for you! Now, the sobering truth: no matter how much you plan or how many haunted houses you attend, you — a mere human — will never be as good at Halloween as dogs are. Here’s the proof.

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They don’t let one grumpy friend put a damper on their evening.

They know how to finesse that line between funny and pretty.

If they do buddy costumes, both will be on fleek.

And if they don’t have a buddy to dress up with, they’ll think outside the box.

They realize that girls like the quiet, mysterious one at the party.

They can actually pull off the “wear your own sporting goods and call it a costume” trick.

Even when they’re tired, they pony up to get dressed and go out.

They can win a costume contest while totally phoning it in.

Tess Barker is a stand up comic and co-host of the Lady to Lady podcast.