I was out hiking in the woods with a few 老友记 of mine, when we all got 迷失 and accidentally 分裂, 拆分 up. Unfortunately, I got myself into the middle of the forest, and now I have NO idea how to get home.
For about an 小时 或者 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 老友记 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 老友记 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 短裙, 裙子 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 你 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 你 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 你 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 你 like jumping off cliffs. Are 你 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 爱情 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 你 hadn't gotten married, would 你 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 爱情 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 你 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 你 fell in 爱情 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 你 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 你 爱情 someone, but then 你 meet someone else and 爱情 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 你 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 由 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 你 MAD? There's nothing 更多 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 你 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 你 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 你 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 你 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 你 stand the 熊 droppings all around? And how 你 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 你 when 你 sleep?
Pocahontas: 你 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 你 ever agree if someone called 你 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 由 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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For about an 小时 或者 so, I sat on a stump, praying that my 老友记 would find a chopper and pick me up.
Pfft. Some 老友记 I have.
Suddenly, a dark figure was walking toward me. She had beautiful, long black hair, and was wearing a 短裙, 裙子 that went over her knees--bad clothing for the forest.
I took my notepad out of my backpack and set it on my knees.
Me: You're Pocahontas, right?
Pocahontas: *nodding* Yes. Are 你 lost?
Me: *sighing* Yes, but I don't want to waste time. Do 你 mind if I interview you?
Pocahontas: *sitting down on the ground* Sure 你 can.
Me: *flipping through notepad* From my research, I hear that 你 like jumping off cliffs. Are 你 suicidal?
Pocahontas: *gaping* No, never! I jump for the fun of it. I 爱情 the wind in my hair!
Me: If 你 hadn't gotten married, would 你 consider being a daredevil?
Pocahontas: Well, my father won't allow it.
Me: *writing* Ooh, you're a daddy's girl, aren't you?
Pocahontas: Of course. I 爱情 my father very much.
Me: *scoffs* I barely see mine.
Pocahontas: *clicking tongue* That's sad.
Me: Why did 你 marry John Rolfe when it was JOHN SMITH whom 你 fell in 爱情 with?
Pocahontas: I guess things change.
Me: But why would 你 leave a hot, blonde man that loves the thrill of adventure for a goody-two-shoes?
Pocahontas: It's hard to understand. Sometimes 你 爱情 someone, but then 你 meet someone else and 爱情 them even MORE.
Me: *muttering* Glad I'm not in a relationship.
Pocahontas: 你 don't believe in the power of love?
Me: No....
Pocahontas: *grabbing me 由 the shoulders and starts to shake me* Are 你 MAD? There's nothing 更多 powerful than LOVE!
Me: *screaming* WHY ARE 你 SHAKING ME?!
Pocahontas: *letting go* Sorry, sometimes I go so overboard, I hardly notice.
Me: *glaring* Do the other princesses ever visit 你 here?
Pocahontas: Well, the only one who's ever visited me here was Mulan, because she wanted to be in a peaceful place for her fighting.
Me: Are 你 ever jealous of the other princesses because they have a house and 你 don't?
Pocahontas: *shaking head* Nope. I'm perfectly happy right now.
Me: Wow. I can NOT be happy living out in the woods.
Pocahontas: *frowning* Why not? The forest is very beautiful.
Me: How could 你 stand the 熊 droppings all around? And how 你 don't have a bathroom? And what about those freaky demon squirrels who watch 你 when 你 sleep?
Pocahontas: 你 watch too many scary movies, don't you?
Me: Yes, yes I do. Would 你 ever agree if someone called 你 a hippie?
Pocahontas: Well, yes, because hippies believe in peace and so do I.
Me: 由 far, you're the hippiest princess ever.
Pocahontas: Why, thank you.
Me: That wasn't a compliment.
Pocahontas: *starting to walk away* Good luck getting out of here.
Jeez, was it something that I said? These princesses need a reality check, like pronto.
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Well, it seems like everyone has done such an 文章 after dimitri_'s excellent idea so here's mine:
1. What name would 你 change yours to?
Aurora. I 爱情 how it sounds and its meaning and also I'd 爱情 it if people were calling me Rory.
2. Which skills would 你 like to develop?
I would definitely want to have Pocahontas' ability of climbing on the trees, jumping off the rocks and doing everything she does during Just Around The Riverbend.
3. Who would 你 want for a parent?
I really 爱情 my parents, but if I had to choose, I'd like to have Mulan's parents, they adore her and...
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1. What name would 你 change yours to?
Aurora. I 爱情 how it sounds and its meaning and also I'd 爱情 it if people were calling me Rory.
2. Which skills would 你 like to develop?
I would definitely want to have Pocahontas' ability of climbing on the trees, jumping off the rocks and doing everything she does during Just Around The Riverbend.
3. Who would 你 want for a parent?
I really 爱情 my parents, but if I had to choose, I'd like to have Mulan's parents, they adore her and...
Come on, we all know Azula would really win! (art by kissyushka)
Keep in mind this is an opinion article. ;) This is not a "defending the classics article", it is stating why 灰姑娘 is the best Classic princess.
While I 爱情 all three classics, 灰姑娘 has always stood out to me. And no it is not because of her ball gown( although it is lovely). Many criticize her for being weak and passive but she is not at all that. Many people have been defending Sleeping Beauty and The Fairiest of Them All Lately. Also known as Snow and Aurora. But here is why Cindy is the best out of them all in my opinion.
Cinderella is one of those people who always treats...
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While I 爱情 all three classics, 灰姑娘 has always stood out to me. And no it is not because of her ball gown( although it is lovely). Many criticize her for being weak and passive but she is not at all that. Many people have been defending Sleeping Beauty and The Fairiest of Them All Lately. Also known as Snow and Aurora. But here is why Cindy is the best out of them all in my opinion.
Cinderella is one of those people who always treats...
I took the idea of the modelling from BKG201's article. I decided to state my opinion on which princesses would be great models. I just want to say before I start, that I don't judge only 由 appearance, because to be a good model 你 don't have neccesarily to be gorgeous looking. Anyway, here we go.
13) Anna
Firstly, Anna is pretty but her mouth and her nose are quite awful and her eyes are too close to each other. Her hair is ok, I guess. Her body is great for a model. The biggest problem is the way she moves. She's awkward, clumsy and slouch and remember that moment when she was singing...
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13) Anna
Firstly, Anna is pretty but her mouth and her nose are quite awful and her eyes are too close to each other. Her hair is ok, I guess. Her body is great for a model. The biggest problem is the way she moves. She's awkward, clumsy and slouch and remember that moment when she was singing...
Best Photo of last week was Rapunzel who gave us a spine shivering evil version of herself
Firstly if 你 haven't read the first articles:
Introduction: link
Week 1: link
Previously on DNTM: 茉莉, 茉莉花 gets on Ariel's nerves after talking about her behind her back, the 模特 pose as evil versions of themselves and at a shocking elimination Aurora was sent home. Who will be eliminated tonight?
Confessionals after elimination
Snow White: I was shocked that Aurora was sent home, I thought the two of us would make it to the final two together
Cinderella: Was not expecting Aurora to be eliminated
Merida: I was in the bottom two with Aurora. I definitely thought...
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Introduction: link
Week 1: link
Previously on DNTM: 茉莉, 茉莉花 gets on Ariel's nerves after talking about her behind her back, the 模特 pose as evil versions of themselves and at a shocking elimination Aurora was sent home. Who will be eliminated tonight?
Confessionals after elimination
Snow White: I was shocked that Aurora was sent home, I thought the two of us would make it to the final two together
Snow White in confessional
Cinderella: Was not expecting Aurora to be eliminated
Merida: I was in the bottom two with Aurora. I definitely thought...
