Me..

added by Canada24

照片

This Canada24's club.. 照片 contains 赤褐色砂石, 褐砂石, 上流社会, 街道, 城市风貌, 城市环境, 城市场景, and 城市设置. There might also be 联排别墅, 排屋, 小镇房子行, 摩天大楼, 商务区, 市中心, 商业区, and 商务区市中心.

Windwakerguy430 and Dreamtime like this

Windwakerguy430 HOLY SHIT, CONNER! YOU WERE A BUILDING WITH A CLOCK THE WHOLE TIME (I'm kidding. I'm not that stupid :p)

Dreamtime cute looks like an old one...you look more older now ....not in a bad way e_o just saying nice way..that is

Canada24 I look older now that I facial hair

1

Ten things I learned from JIMMY TATRO:

posted by Canada24

#1: NEVER READ COMMENTS:
Unless 你 want to feel horrible about yourself..

#2: STARTING FIGHTS ARE EASY:
All 你 need to do is wait for someone to say hi to you. Become angry for no reason, and claim 你 belong to 随意街, 街道 gangs that don't even exist in real life..

#3: NEVER TRUST 比萨, 比萨饼 DILVERY BOYS WHEN YOUR SMOKING WEED:
They could be undercover cops..

#4: YOUR 老友记 ARE DICKS:
They will always find reasons to avoid "squad brunch"..

#5: ROBBERS ARE IDIOTS:
They will return stolen items as long as 你 give valid reasons to do so..

#6: MOVIE STARS ARE DICKS:
Jimmy has only been in two movies, both...

1

WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 彩虹 Dash with joy.

@@@@@@

#2:
Pinkie makes 纸杯蛋糕 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

@@@@@@

#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

@@@@@@

#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

@@@@@@@

#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1

最佳, 返回页首 ten most EVIL villains: PART 2:

posted by Canada24

#1: DOCTOR HARLAN FONTAINE (La Noire):
Fontaine is one of the most cold and ruthless characters in the game, obsessed with power and manipulation. He constantly utilizes people to further his ends, as seen 由 his keeping Elsa Lichtmann addicted to drugs in order to investigate the breakdown of an addict and using Lou Buchwalter for the Fund, causing his death. He is also a master at manipulating people, demonstrated 由 how he convinced Courtney Sheldon to give him the stolen army surplus morphine in blatant abuse of his trust. Furthermore, he manipulated Ira Hogeboom to assist in the Fund's...

最佳, 返回页首 8 Greatest LA NOIRE moments

posted by Canada24

#1: LEROY SNAPS:
Lorna's lack of grief, her relationship with Leroy, as well as Lester's life insurance raised Phelps' suspicions. Phelps and Bekowsky eventually discover that Lester was murdered 由 a 牛扒, 牛排 knife, and was dead before the car hit him. If the player had already found the knife, when first investigating the crime scene. Cole will conclude this is the same one (witch is proven correct).
Phelps and Bekowsky will confront Lorna at her home. Revealing how cowardly she actually is, Lorna attempted to pin all the blame onto Leroy.
Unfortunately Leroy overheard and, armed with a handgun,...

2

最佳, 返回页首 5 video game characters who are neither good 或者 bad:

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS (GTA 5):
Trevor shows to be extremely protective of those he cares for. He threatens ANYONE who disrespects them. And his anger of Brad's death show's he truly did care about the man.
But Trevor is ALSO impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the 秒 trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on 火, 消防 and walking out of the area without a care in sight. He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much...

1

Got bored so made 最佳, 返回页首 eight 语录 from SPOOF MAJOR:

posted by Canada24

#1:
The Majr: Gentlemen… we… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… Will have war!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: And we… AND WE… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!

#2:
Doctor: But Major, now that they know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that is the plan~! Now that they know our plan, they will plan around our plan, and so we shall in turn plan around the plan that they are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: ...Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!

#3:
The Major: Ah, if...

3

最佳, 返回页首 ten most EVIL villains:

posted by Canada24

Some villains 你 either hate them 或者爱情 them.
But REAL villains, are beyond just hated.. But NEED to die, not just for what they did to the hero, but what they did in GENERAL:

------------------------------------------------------------

#1: LORD SAURON:
Sauron created the RING for one reason, and one reason only.
To enslave the free peoples of Middle-earth during the 秒 and Third Age.

At the end of the 秒 Age, a Last Alliance of Men and Elves marched upon Mordor to defeat Sauron and his armies. The Alliance was 胜利之歌 and Sauron was physically destroyed 由 Isildur, after killing his...

埃米纳姆 - Rap God

posted by Canada24

"Look, I was gonna go easy on 你 not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as 你 say
I'm not taking any chances

YOUR JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDER!!

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God! (Rap God).
All my people from the front to the back nod! (Back nod).
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap...

1

最佳, 返回页首 5 most Disturbing songs:

posted by Canada24

#1: 埃米纳姆 - KIM:
There's a certain part of 埃米纳姆 that most would call me the same as.
Marshal is famish for having a very dark humour, much like myself.
But in this one, he manages to take it a step to far, as he's barely even singing, really just screaming.
Eminem, thanks his many talents, makes us believe he might of actually done this (witch he doesn't, Kim is his X wife, an it was just "wishful thinking"). 埃米纳姆 is never the killer he is in his songs, it's just his humour. He's probably pretty nice, who really know..

link

-------------------------------------------------------------------...

Not MLP themed, but what's your thoughts on this scary story I found?

posted by Canada24

It started with my 3 年 old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The 下一个 evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once 更多由 his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a 摄录一体机, 摄像机 in his room, in order...

最佳, 返回页首 6 funny radio moments from GTA 4 and 5

posted by Canada24

#1:
MAN: Young man? 你 trapped in the Seventies? Nobody says "young man".
What else 你 gonna say? "Fresh"?
LAZLOW: Look--whatever, homeboy. Listen. Tell me what the kids are into. I gotta connect with the kids. Not my private parts, 你 know, but--that's for online--but, what are 你 out doing?
MAN: Yo, I'm delivering weed.
LAZLOW: But, you--you're only like thirteen.
MAN: Exactly. I won't go to prison.

#2:
GIRL: Yeah, um, oh, my God, am I on the radio!?
LAZLOW: Do 你 not realize that? This is a microphone, stupid!

#3:
Alan McClean: Speaking gives an atmosphere of fear!.. Waterboarding gives an atmosphere...

1

Crazy Times 2 Part 6

posted by Canada24

"HOLLY FUCK! IT's FUCKIN BURNING!.. The whole place!... I've got to go in! I've got to get something!" Roman cried, seeing Dimitri and Burgarini have literary burnt down Roman's apartment, and Roman tried running into it, but Niko held him back.

"Leave it, cousin! This place is gone" Niko replied.

"THEY FUCKIN BURNT IT NIKO!... Do 你 know how long it took me to get a place of my own!? 你 got off the 船, 小船 and I was here for you... I had NOTHING!.. nobody!.. I worked my way up from the fucking dirt!"

They reach Roman's taxi business only to see it has ALSO been burnt down, further angering Roman....

1

Canada24 答案 dumb 问题 part 3:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Why is canada a 安全 country?
"Cause the mighty king 鹅 gives us 食物 to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..

#2:
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my 龟, 海龟 against a wall"
"I don't think your masterbating in the RIGHT way"

#3:
万圣节前夕 falls on a Friday the 13th this 年 for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
"You two huh?"

#4:
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
"Good for you, here's a lollipop"

#5:
Why are Americans stupid?
"Cause they are close to Canada"

#6:
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
"Because ALL Canadians like hockey"

#7:
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
"No, that's Japen"

#8:
Do they have trees in America?
"Coarse not"

1

Canada24 答案 dumb questions:

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer 问题 such as THIS one"

My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"

Can 你 get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"

Why are 婴儿 ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."

Is is normal to be in 爱情 with your dog?
"... 你 need help"...

1

最佳, 返回页首 ten villains aren't ACTUALLY evil: PART 2

posted by Canada24

#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor has been described as a difficult person to deal with, extreme, impetuous, vengeful, psychotic, unhinged, unpredictable, untamed, infamous, sociopathic and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages.

Although Trevor is this kind of person, he has shown many times how needy he is for 爱情 and care. He tells Michael repeatedly how much he mourned him, to the point that he got a memorial tattoo with Michael's name on it. As he was being confronted 由 Floyd and Debra, he told them how much he wanted to be with them. His relationship with Patricia was also a display...

1

最佳, 返回页首 ten John Marston 语录

posted by Canada24

#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give 你 insight -- I'll 显示你 what your guts look like.

#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 更多秒 your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard 偷了 our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...

1

Most badass voices for shooter games

posted by Canada24

#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 或者 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..

#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in 电视 shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...

2

最佳, 返回页首 20 funny Niko Lines

posted by Canada24

#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!

#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!

#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!

#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. 你 know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!

#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!

#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!

#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...

1

BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

posted by Canada24

THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. 你 'deserved' something 更多 special.. Don't 你 feel honored, love?
Twilight: 你 MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No 更多 Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE 你 have a family!...

1

最佳, 返回页首 10 Christian 语录

posted by Canada24

#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"

#2:
Guy: What 你 doing with it anyway?
Christian: 你 know. It's probably one of those things 你 SHOULDN'T ask about.

#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!

#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"

#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..

#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"

#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"

#8:
Jimmy: Why are 你 holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.

#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"

#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"