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This Canada24's club.. 照片 contains 赤褐色砂石, 褐砂石, 上流社会, 街道, 城市风貌, 城市环境, 城市场景, and 城市设置. There might also be 联排别墅, 排屋, 小镇房子行, 摩天大楼, 商务区, 市中心, 商业区, and 商务区市中心.

Windwakerguy430 and Dreamtime like this

Windwakerguy430 HOLY SHIT, CONNER! YOU WERE A BUILDING WITH A CLOCK THE WHOLE TIME (I'm kidding. I'm not that stupid :p)

Dreamtime cute looks like an old one...you look more older now ....not in a bad way e_o just saying nice way..that is

Canada24 I look older now that I facial hair

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最佳, 返回页首 ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

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Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th 日 Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing 更多 than 动物 who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the 天使 of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE 天使 OF DEATH.
And within only five 分钟 after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

最佳, 返回页首 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

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#1: 粉, 粉色 Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE 墙 album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between 粉, 粉色 and a telephone operator, as 粉, 粉色 twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how 粉, 粉色 learns that his wife...

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Canada24 答案 dumb questions: PART 2

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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a 问题 on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do 你 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With 爱情 and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were 你 followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a 安全 bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered 你 bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck 你 ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that 偷了 Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, 你 mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. 或者 I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't 你 just get 迷失 before I call my boys over here and MAKE 你 lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short 由 Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. 你 crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short 由 pressing his...

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最佳, 返回页首 ten DICK fathers:

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#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

How I feel SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES would be described on Wikipedia

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An Canadian brony, who's become farely 流行的 over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, 或者 insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being 更多 relatable..

And...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good 老友记 (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, 或者 can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My 最佳, 返回页首 five most 流行的 reviews

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#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little 小马 and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people 爱情 these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this 粉丝 base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As 你 expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes 你 hate Lilly....

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最佳, 返回页首 8 best things about being a Brony

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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I 说 it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 小马音乐 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the 显示 itself.
As even though...

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最佳, 返回页首 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

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I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even 更多 for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like 阅读 them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when 你 think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

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#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed 由 Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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最佳, 返回页首 five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

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#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't 更多 badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's 冷却器 when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the 列表 from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: 羊肉, 羔羊 OF GOD:
I am not a 粉丝 of 羊肉, 羔羊 of God.
Their too death...

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I'm returning to my WALKING DEAD SPOOFS... In spirit to it, here's BEST OF RICK GRIMES:

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RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. 你 know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit 由 a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: 由 Morgan, hope 你 never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...

Master Sword and Satan Twist Adventures: kill counts

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MASTER SWORD:

Moneybags: (breaks both of Derpy's arm's so Sword ripped off his arm, broke his nose, and "literary" ripped out his heart).

(I forget the guys name): (Gets violently killed after kidnapping Derpy, Sword even revives him a few times, simply to continue killing him).

Rover: (As punishment for kidnapping and nearly killing Scootaloo, Sword shoves a grenade down his throat and then pulls the pin).

(sword has the biggest kill count but those are the only ones I could think of so far).

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SATEN TWIST:

AlexMane: (shot dead with Uzi,...

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最佳, 返回页首 8 best walking dead battles in my opinion..

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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted 由 two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their 老友记 find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta 爱情 that.....

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最佳, 返回页首 five female singers who USE to be hot

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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 迷失 that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 你 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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最佳, 返回页首 ten most misunderstood/tragic villains..

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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated 由 woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped 由 a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied 由 the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...