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(It's from here that my favourite character starts 展示 up, also the chapter will start 展示 up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from 谷歌 Docs after all)...

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由 the 下一个 morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new 老友记 arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on 火, 消防 inside it. "How does Dash do it?" Sally groaned out loud.

"Sally, get up, the boss is coming." came a voice that it took her a 分钟 to remember. It was Hayley's.

"What?" Sally mumbled.

"Get up." Hayley repeated and pushed her up. "We have to pretend that 你 work here." she said, remembering Sally would probably not even remember when she made that deal. Sally shrugs and plays along, organizing some of the bread.

"You working Smith!?" came a voice.

"Y -Yes sir, working." Hayley said, with a nervous chuckle. But out of the manager's outfit came Roger the Alien. With a fake moustache and a blue suit tucked with a black tie, plus a blonde wig as he wobbles over like a penguin. "You better be."

"Oh.. It's you." Hayley said, breathing in relief.

"Back to work Smith!"

"Shut up Roger, 你 don't work here." Hayley groaned.

"Hey the name's Adam Footbody, and I demand 你 to work!" Roger cried, trying to slightly change his voice.

Hayley rolls her eyes, "ignore him." she tells Sally, who's using a water bottle to cool her head.

Just as suddenly Carly and Pinkie enter, having tracked Sally's phone.. 或者 just asked Jeff, who's probably parked outside in the 面包车, 范 he lives in. Poor guy, it's not even an RV.

"Sally there 你 are, 你 never got home, I worried." Carly said, though referring to just the hotel when she 说 "home".

"We were out drinking." Hayley said, as she was just kinda silently listening to the others. Sally uses this as the ''Hayley - Carly'' intros. Both shake hands.

"I'm guessing that's your boyfriend outside?" Carly asked.

"Husband actually." Hayley said, 展示 her ring.

"Aww, how lucky." Carly giggled.

"Unfortunately he lives in his van, so we moved back in with my parents." Hayley explained.

"Smith, I 说 no breaks!" Roger repeated.

"You don't work here Roger." Hayley repeated, annoyedly.

Roger sighs and says "Hayley It's exhausting that 你 never just play along."

"Does he do this every time?" Carly asked quietly.

"Pretty much.. He lives in my attic, he loves playing pretend." Hayley replied, Roger waving.

"Does your family know he's an alien?" Carly asked, Hayley's eyes widened, but Roger had little reaction other than mild surprise.

"W What alien, he ain't no..."

"Those disguises aren't fooling us." Pinkie responded.

"Fools Langley Falls." Roger said, and threw off his wig. "Yes I'm hiding out with her family."

"Can we? I don't want to go back to Santos, and it's clear you're already close with Sally." Carly said.

"Sure, I'm sure dad will be okay with it."

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"No! I refuse!" Stan yelled angrily. Francine is 下一个 to him but saying nothing, though she's clearly feeling bad about Stan's words.

"But dad..."

"Harboring fugitives Hayley!? I'm with the CIA! And that's Michael Townley's daughter, he's huge on the listings!"

"My dad is dead." Carly said, trying to hide sadness to make herself seem 更多 controlled.

"Plus you're already harboring aliens, what difference does it make?." Pinkie insisted, in response Stan immediately pulls out his handgun from beneath his blue suit, shocking Hayley and Francine, Hayley even shielding Sally. Though not the other two, just Sally. Carly gives a small understanding node, mixed with a small smile.

"They know! I have to kill them!" Stan cried paranoid.

"No Stan, don't hurt Sally!" Hayley yelled, even referring to her dad 由 his real name.

"You know the rules Hayley!" Stan yelled back.

"Look, Dan was it?" Carly started.

"Stan." Stan 说 casually, but still keeping the gun up and ready.

"Look Stan, we won't tell anyone. I mean after faking our deaths in North Yankton, an Alien conspiracy is easy." Carly said, trying to calm him. She still had her original gun on her, but she also knew that it would only get her killed. Better to instead calm him down.

"I say let them stay, they can't be so bad." went a German voice, Carly taking a moment to notice it was a fish. But after Roger, a talking 鱼 wasn't exactly strange to her.

"Shut up Klaus 你 don't have a vote!" Stan cried rudely. Carly cringes at the reminder of Amanda.

"Yeah, who wants to listen to the fish!" Roger cried.

"But I'm the pet." Klaus insisted, sounding 更多 timid and nervous now.

"You can't be a pet unless someone loves you." Roger 说 rudely, Klaus’s lip trembles/twitches in response.

"Hey, leave him alone." Pinkie responded angrily, startling Stan and Roger.

"Yeah, that's no way to treat people." Carly agreed.
"Haw! Take that bros!" Klaus 说 smugly, Roger simply slaps his bowl, breaking it against the 墙 leaving him gulping.

Carly runs over and immediately rescues Klaus, putting him in a nearby water cup. “Aw thank you, thank you.”

Carly just smiles, but then looks angrily at Roger.
"You try that again, you're dead." Carly threatened. Unfazed, Roger simply stares at her, then walks into another room out of boredom.

"Oh come on Stan, let the Townley girl stay, she 迷失 her father." Francine insisted, taking pity on her.

"Big deal, mine ran out on me and 'then' he died, and yet I turned out just..." Stan started, but broke into tears before saying the last part. "Why Daddy?!" he yelled rhetorically and curled himself onto the couch, crying harder. Carly feels an urge to hug him, cause Francine looked almost bored instead of sympathetic, but Carly decides against it. The tension was probably still there.

"Haw-haw, Stan's dad is dead!" Roger yelled from the other room.

"Shut up Alien!" Carly yelled and angrily threw a book at him, "ow, bitch!" Roger yelled still out of view.

"Fine they can stay.. But two of them will have to take the van, we only have one couch." Stan said, managing to stop.

"Oh Sally can stay with me and Jeff." Hayley said, side hugging her, which Sally giggled about.

"Pinkie can have the van, she's used to living in a caravan with her friend Sadie Amber.. I'm short and will take the couch." Carly said, Francine leading Carly up to the sheets and spare pillows. They run into Steve on the way, who doesn't say anything, just a wave.

Pinkie heads outside seeing it really was a van. Poor Jeff couldn't even get a nice RV like Sadie. Just a large 面包车, 范 with an old mattress in the back and small box TV 下一个 to it. A 照片 of Jeff and Hayley taped just over the bed. "Hmm, guess it'll do." Pinkie 说 to herself, throwing her travel bag into it and closing the back door behind herself, taking her 衬衫 off once she was no longer viewable, just in her bra and pants as she looked for PJ's. Quickly finding some and changing into them before heading back in. As expected it was way too hot during the day, even with Jeff's portable 粉丝 that stretches to an outlet in the house to not waste air conditioning, it was still too hot.
Pinkie knew this was gonna be a rough few nights, as it still smelled of pot. But at least it can feel like her own little private area at night.
posted by Canada24
Why dose everybody hate Roman Bellic.

Sure he probably isn't the best ROLE MODEL.

He drinks, swears, gambles, lies to his cousin about his "american lifestyle", and is sometimes a dick.

But for the most part.
Roman is so sweet.

He calls 你 a bit too much.
I get that.

But think about it.

He hasn't seen his own cousin in years.
I for one enjoy hanging with..

But I would let Roman haters go.

But there's a certain running joke that annoys me.

the joke of
"Cousin. Let's go bowling".

It's not even true.

Roman dose call me a lot.
But it's NEVER for bowling.

I only went bowling with him once so far.
And it was me who asked 'him' to go.

Every other time I am obsessed with asking people to go eat somewhere..
#1: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song:
Most people don't even have to LIKE Led Zeppelin to recognize the famish scream moment.
It's in so much 电影院 and other things, that 你 don't have know who the band even IS..

#2: Lep Zepplin - Kashmir:
Well, actually it's 更多 of the intro than the chorus.
Again.
You don't even to like 或者 even KNOW Zeppelin to recognize the main guitar.
it's known as the James Bond theme song..

#3: Nivarna - Teen spirit:
We all know the chorus, don't we :).
I myself don't even know any Nivana song BUT this one.
So that kinda speaks for itself, don't it..

#4: 欧洲 - final countdown:...
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Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd 你 leave the toilet 座位 up?
Peele: 婊子, 子 WHY WAS 你 LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do 你 even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his 日本动漫 counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. 彩虹 Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* 嘿 asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves 你 kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended 由 WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I 爱情 Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the 秒 trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on 火, 消防 and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never 显示 hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a 心 of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as 你 have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the 刀 gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even 更多 easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase 你 out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when 你 run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, 你 won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his 屁股 handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what 你 want about Americans but we understand capitalism. 你 buy yourself a product and 你 get what 你 pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store 天使 of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn 你 for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! 你 did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time 或者 another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There 你 are 你 little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. 你 know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did 你 just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it 你 two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see 你 again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will 显示 it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is 流行的 enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. 或者 your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I 爱情 grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much 更多 comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, 你 have the choice of killing him 或者 letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if 你 choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted 你 to do this.

Even if 你 kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told 你 to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(