(It's from here that my favourite character starts 展示 up, also the chapter will start 展示 up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from 谷歌 Docs after all)...
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由 the 下一个 morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new 老友记 arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on 火, 消防 inside it. "How does Dash do it?" Sally groaned out loud.
"Sally, get up, the boss is coming." came a voice that it took her a 分钟 to remember. It was Hayley's.
"What?" Sally mumbled.
"Get up." Hayley repeated and pushed her up. "We have to pretend that 你 work here." she said, remembering Sally would probably not even remember when she made that deal. Sally shrugs and plays along, organizing some of the bread.
"You working Smith!?" came a voice.
"Y -Yes sir, working." Hayley said, with a nervous chuckle. But out of the manager's outfit came Roger the Alien. With a fake moustache and a blue suit tucked with a black tie, plus a blonde wig as he wobbles over like a penguin. "You better be."
"Oh.. It's you." Hayley said, breathing in relief.
"Back to work Smith!"
"Shut up Roger, 你 don't work here." Hayley groaned.
"Hey the name's Adam Footbody, and I demand 你 to work!" Roger cried, trying to slightly change his voice.
Hayley rolls her eyes, "ignore him." she tells Sally, who's using a water bottle to cool her head.
Just as suddenly Carly and Pinkie enter, having tracked Sally's phone.. 或者 just asked Jeff, who's probably parked outside in the 面包车, 范 he lives in. Poor guy, it's not even an RV.
"Sally there 你 are, 你 never got home, I worried." Carly said, though referring to just the hotel when she 说 "home".
"We were out drinking." Hayley said, as she was just kinda silently listening to the others. Sally uses this as the ''Hayley - Carly'' intros. Both shake hands.
"I'm guessing that's your boyfriend outside?" Carly asked.
"Husband actually." Hayley said, 展示 her ring.
"Aww, how lucky." Carly giggled.
"Unfortunately he lives in his van, so we moved back in with my parents." Hayley explained.
"Smith, I 说 no breaks!" Roger repeated.
"You don't work here Roger." Hayley repeated, annoyedly.
Roger sighs and says "Hayley It's exhausting that 你 never just play along."
"Does he do this every time?" Carly asked quietly.
"Pretty much.. He lives in my attic, he loves playing pretend." Hayley replied, Roger waving.
"Does your family know he's an alien?" Carly asked, Hayley's eyes widened, but Roger had little reaction other than mild surprise.
"W What alien, he ain't no..."
"Those disguises aren't fooling us." Pinkie responded.
"Fools Langley Falls." Roger said, and threw off his wig. "Yes I'm hiding out with her family."
"Can we? I don't want to go back to Santos, and it's clear you're already close with Sally." Carly said.
"Sure, I'm sure dad will be okay with it."
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SMITH HOUSE:
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"No! I refuse!" Stan yelled angrily. Francine is 下一个 to him but saying nothing, though she's clearly feeling bad about Stan's words.
"But dad..."
"Harboring fugitives Hayley!? I'm with the CIA! And that's Michael Townley's daughter, he's huge on the listings!"
"My dad is dead." Carly said, trying to hide sadness to make herself seem 更多 controlled.
"Plus you're already harboring aliens, what difference does it make?." Pinkie insisted, in response Stan immediately pulls out his handgun from beneath his blue suit, shocking Hayley and Francine, Hayley even shielding Sally. Though not the other two, just Sally. Carly gives a small understanding node, mixed with a small smile.
"They know! I have to kill them!" Stan cried paranoid.
"No Stan, don't hurt Sally!" Hayley yelled, even referring to her dad 由 his real name.
"You know the rules Hayley!" Stan yelled back.
"Look, Dan was it?" Carly started.
"Stan." Stan 说 casually, but still keeping the gun up and ready.
"Look Stan, we won't tell anyone. I mean after faking our deaths in North Yankton, an Alien conspiracy is easy." Carly said, trying to calm him. She still had her original gun on her, but she also knew that it would only get her killed. Better to instead calm him down.
"I say let them stay, they can't be so bad." went a German voice, Carly taking a moment to notice it was a fish. But after Roger, a talking 鱼 wasn't exactly strange to her.
"Shut up Klaus 你 don't have a vote!" Stan cried rudely. Carly cringes at the reminder of Amanda.
"Yeah, who wants to listen to the fish!" Roger cried.
"But I'm the pet." Klaus insisted, sounding 更多 timid and nervous now.
"You can't be a pet unless someone loves you." Roger 说 rudely, Klaus’s lip trembles/twitches in response.
"Hey, leave him alone." Pinkie responded angrily, startling Stan and Roger.
"Yeah, that's no way to treat people." Carly agreed.
"Haw! Take that bros!" Klaus 说 smugly, Roger simply slaps his bowl, breaking it against the 墙 leaving him gulping.
Carly runs over and immediately rescues Klaus, putting him in a nearby water cup. “Aw thank you, thank you.”
Carly just smiles, but then looks angrily at Roger.
"You try that again, you're dead." Carly threatened. Unfazed, Roger simply stares at her, then walks into another room out of boredom.
"Oh come on Stan, let the Townley girl stay, she 迷失 her father." Francine insisted, taking pity on her.
"Big deal, mine ran out on me and 'then' he died, and yet I turned out just..." Stan started, but broke into tears before saying the last part. "Why Daddy?!" he yelled rhetorically and curled himself onto the couch, crying harder. Carly feels an urge to hug him, cause Francine looked almost bored instead of sympathetic, but Carly decides against it. The tension was probably still there.
"Haw-haw, Stan's dad is dead!" Roger yelled from the other room.
"Shut up Alien!" Carly yelled and angrily threw a book at him, "ow, bitch!" Roger yelled still out of view.
"Fine they can stay.. But two of them will have to take the van, we only have one couch." Stan said, managing to stop.
"Oh Sally can stay with me and Jeff." Hayley said, side hugging her, which Sally giggled about.
"Pinkie can have the van, she's used to living in a caravan with her friend Sadie Amber.. I'm short and will take the couch." Carly said, Francine leading Carly up to the sheets and spare pillows. They run into Steve on the way, who doesn't say anything, just a wave.
Pinkie heads outside seeing it really was a van. Poor Jeff couldn't even get a nice RV like Sadie. Just a large 面包车, 范 with an old mattress in the back and small box TV 下一个 to it. A 照片 of Jeff and Hayley taped just over the bed. "Hmm, guess it'll do." Pinkie 说 to herself, throwing her travel bag into it and closing the back door behind herself, taking her 衬衫 off once she was no longer viewable, just in her bra and pants as she looked for PJ's. Quickly finding some and changing into them before heading back in. As expected it was way too hot during the day, even with Jeff's portable 粉丝 that stretches to an outlet in the house to not waste air conditioning, it was still too hot.
Pinkie knew this was gonna be a rough few nights, as it still smelled of pot. But at least it can feel like her own little private area at night.
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由 the 下一个 morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new 老友记 arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on 火, 消防 inside it. "How does Dash do it?" Sally groaned out loud.
"Sally, get up, the boss is coming." came a voice that it took her a 分钟 to remember. It was Hayley's.
"What?" Sally mumbled.
"Get up." Hayley repeated and pushed her up. "We have to pretend that 你 work here." she said, remembering Sally would probably not even remember when she made that deal. Sally shrugs and plays along, organizing some of the bread.
"You working Smith!?" came a voice.
"Y -Yes sir, working." Hayley said, with a nervous chuckle. But out of the manager's outfit came Roger the Alien. With a fake moustache and a blue suit tucked with a black tie, plus a blonde wig as he wobbles over like a penguin. "You better be."
"Oh.. It's you." Hayley said, breathing in relief.
"Back to work Smith!"
"Shut up Roger, 你 don't work here." Hayley groaned.
"Hey the name's Adam Footbody, and I demand 你 to work!" Roger cried, trying to slightly change his voice.
Hayley rolls her eyes, "ignore him." she tells Sally, who's using a water bottle to cool her head.
Just as suddenly Carly and Pinkie enter, having tracked Sally's phone.. 或者 just asked Jeff, who's probably parked outside in the 面包车, 范 he lives in. Poor guy, it's not even an RV.
"Sally there 你 are, 你 never got home, I worried." Carly said, though referring to just the hotel when she 说 "home".
"We were out drinking." Hayley said, as she was just kinda silently listening to the others. Sally uses this as the ''Hayley - Carly'' intros. Both shake hands.
"I'm guessing that's your boyfriend outside?" Carly asked.
"Husband actually." Hayley said, 展示 her ring.
"Aww, how lucky." Carly giggled.
"Unfortunately he lives in his van, so we moved back in with my parents." Hayley explained.
"Smith, I 说 no breaks!" Roger repeated.
"You don't work here Roger." Hayley repeated, annoyedly.
Roger sighs and says "Hayley It's exhausting that 你 never just play along."
"Does he do this every time?" Carly asked quietly.
"Pretty much.. He lives in my attic, he loves playing pretend." Hayley replied, Roger waving.
"Does your family know he's an alien?" Carly asked, Hayley's eyes widened, but Roger had little reaction other than mild surprise.
"W What alien, he ain't no..."
"Those disguises aren't fooling us." Pinkie responded.
"Fools Langley Falls." Roger said, and threw off his wig. "Yes I'm hiding out with her family."
"Can we? I don't want to go back to Santos, and it's clear you're already close with Sally." Carly said.
"Sure, I'm sure dad will be okay with it."
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"No! I refuse!" Stan yelled angrily. Francine is 下一个 to him but saying nothing, though she's clearly feeling bad about Stan's words.
"But dad..."
"Harboring fugitives Hayley!? I'm with the CIA! And that's Michael Townley's daughter, he's huge on the listings!"
"My dad is dead." Carly said, trying to hide sadness to make herself seem 更多 controlled.
"Plus you're already harboring aliens, what difference does it make?." Pinkie insisted, in response Stan immediately pulls out his handgun from beneath his blue suit, shocking Hayley and Francine, Hayley even shielding Sally. Though not the other two, just Sally. Carly gives a small understanding node, mixed with a small smile.
"They know! I have to kill them!" Stan cried paranoid.
"No Stan, don't hurt Sally!" Hayley yelled, even referring to her dad 由 his real name.
"You know the rules Hayley!" Stan yelled back.
"Look, Dan was it?" Carly started.
"Stan." Stan 说 casually, but still keeping the gun up and ready.
"Look Stan, we won't tell anyone. I mean after faking our deaths in North Yankton, an Alien conspiracy is easy." Carly said, trying to calm him. She still had her original gun on her, but she also knew that it would only get her killed. Better to instead calm him down.
"I say let them stay, they can't be so bad." went a German voice, Carly taking a moment to notice it was a fish. But after Roger, a talking 鱼 wasn't exactly strange to her.
"Shut up Klaus 你 don't have a vote!" Stan cried rudely. Carly cringes at the reminder of Amanda.
"Yeah, who wants to listen to the fish!" Roger cried.
"But I'm the pet." Klaus insisted, sounding 更多 timid and nervous now.
"You can't be a pet unless someone loves you." Roger 说 rudely, Klaus’s lip trembles/twitches in response.
"Hey, leave him alone." Pinkie responded angrily, startling Stan and Roger.
"Yeah, that's no way to treat people." Carly agreed.
"Haw! Take that bros!" Klaus 说 smugly, Roger simply slaps his bowl, breaking it against the 墙 leaving him gulping.
Carly runs over and immediately rescues Klaus, putting him in a nearby water cup. “Aw thank you, thank you.”
Carly just smiles, but then looks angrily at Roger.
"You try that again, you're dead." Carly threatened. Unfazed, Roger simply stares at her, then walks into another room out of boredom.
"Oh come on Stan, let the Townley girl stay, she 迷失 her father." Francine insisted, taking pity on her.
"Big deal, mine ran out on me and 'then' he died, and yet I turned out just..." Stan started, but broke into tears before saying the last part. "Why Daddy?!" he yelled rhetorically and curled himself onto the couch, crying harder. Carly feels an urge to hug him, cause Francine looked almost bored instead of sympathetic, but Carly decides against it. The tension was probably still there.
"Haw-haw, Stan's dad is dead!" Roger yelled from the other room.
"Shut up Alien!" Carly yelled and angrily threw a book at him, "ow, bitch!" Roger yelled still out of view.
"Fine they can stay.. But two of them will have to take the van, we only have one couch." Stan said, managing to stop.
"Oh Sally can stay with me and Jeff." Hayley said, side hugging her, which Sally giggled about.
"Pinkie can have the van, she's used to living in a caravan with her friend Sadie Amber.. I'm short and will take the couch." Carly said, Francine leading Carly up to the sheets and spare pillows. They run into Steve on the way, who doesn't say anything, just a wave.
Pinkie heads outside seeing it really was a van. Poor Jeff couldn't even get a nice RV like Sadie. Just a large 面包车, 范 with an old mattress in the back and small box TV 下一个 to it. A 照片 of Jeff and Hayley taped just over the bed. "Hmm, guess it'll do." Pinkie 说 to herself, throwing her travel bag into it and closing the back door behind herself, taking her 衬衫 off once she was no longer viewable, just in her bra and pants as she looked for PJ's. Quickly finding some and changing into them before heading back in. As expected it was way too hot during the day, even with Jeff's portable 粉丝 that stretches to an outlet in the house to not waste air conditioning, it was still too hot.
Pinkie knew this was gonna be a rough few nights, as it still smelled of pot. But at least it can feel like her own little private area at night.
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 鲨鱼 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 流行的 mistake that people make. 移动 slowly toward the 支撑, 海岸 或者 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 或者 kick 或者 splash while 你 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 鲨鱼 and the open ocean, 移动 away, 或者 else the 鲨鱼 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 鲨鱼 DOSE attack, 你 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier 说 than done. But. 你 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 迷失 that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 你 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 迷失 that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 你 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
